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  • #10562
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Del.Monte wrote: »
    Token Brit or returned plastic paddy. :D
    Poll tax dodger!


  • #10563
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,379 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    3 heart attacks brought on by the recession.....


    ............. the fags and breakfast rolls.


  • #10564
    0127647
    Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭0127647


    3 heart attacks brought on by recession?


  • #10565
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    This guy has a lot of Differences


  • #10566
    constitutionus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    ha ha ha ha.

    joe gonna have a hard time having a go after that list of ailments.

    :D


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  • #10567
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    yeah yeah yeah

    totally dismissing the caller:rolleyes:


  • #10568
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,577 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    What was your business caller?


  • #10569
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,577 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Which was your favourite heart attack?


  • #10570
    djemba djemba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,607 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    What was your business caller?

    The fitness industry


  • #10571
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    What was your business caller?

    Blakey's Exotic Massage Dancers.


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  • #10572
    0127647
    Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭0127647


    did you feel the heart attack coming on?


    Jesus wept


  • #10573
    constitutionus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    ha ha ha ah.

    ooh joe and his masters in medicine coming to the fore !

    :D


  • #10574
    0127647
    Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭0127647


    where did the diabetes come from?


    Leitrim Joe


  • #10575
    woejus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,511 ✭✭✭woejus


    diabeetus.jpg


  • #10576
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "Where did the diabetes come from?"

    From being hugely fat, Joe.


  • #10577
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Joe loves this guy - a medical dictionary. :D

    ****



  • #10578
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    mate of mine aged 40 drank, smoked for years. had a turn went to Mater they told him he had diabetes and probably 6 heart attacks....still smokes

    they can tell by the scars on the heart how many attacks you've had even if you don't feel it at the time


  • #10579
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    "On bended knee".

    Joe channelling Pope JPII.


  • #10580
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    on bended knee get them catterackts dun before they kill ya


  • #10581
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,577 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    The hearing going too.


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  • #10582
    djemba djemba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,607 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    His hearing is going now


  • #10583
    woejus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,511 ✭✭✭woejus


    his hearing's going now ffs


  • #10584
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    hearing is going as well


  • #10585
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,379 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Joe: What is your job caller?

    Caller: I work in the circus, throwing knives at a woman strapped to a board.


  • #10586
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    and hes going deaf


  • #10587
    Big C
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Big C


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    What was your business caller?

    He was a psycic (but not a good one)


  • #10588
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    This guy needs a huge MEP pension.


  • #10589
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Now his hearing is going. All we need now is somebody posh to make a full set for the show.

    ****



  • #10590
    constitutionus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    joe not happy he got back to the point on the pensions after he worked so hard to get away from it.

    :D


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  • #10591
    0127647
    Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭0127647


    and sorry caller, whats your name?

    Brian Crowley Joe


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