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Liveline thread 12/08/16 to date

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    What colour was her pee?

    It was shoyte coloured.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    More Dubalin is an unadulterated kip news, so to speak.....


    I've just come back to my car parked in Dubalin City Centre to find an unwell person urinating on my bonnet - it gets better, it's a woman. She and her unwell friends are also shooting up in a lane way beside the car. It's just after 2 o'clock in the afternoon FFS.

    Who can I call to express my disgust and outrage about this?
    Brazilian or Vu-Vu-Zwela?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,197 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    Jesus your man is just on having a cry.

    This women at least seems sensible.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,606 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    This lad could be in tears soon


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    woejus wrote: »
    Do you have a gashcam?


    FYP


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    woejus wrote: »
    Do you have a dashcam?

    No says I.....thankfully in this case.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,197 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    All right you have three jobs to fill. Jesus Christ shut up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    woejus wrote: »
    Do you have a dashcam?

    Or a splashcam?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭PeterTheNinth


    I sort of knew the line "And where is the Minister, Joe?" was coming. Did Leo Varadkar design the website or something?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,064 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    WHOY is it a joke ...idiot...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,197 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    Lads tell me when that lad is off. I've turned the radio volume down. He was doing my head in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,414 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    It was shoyte coloured.

    I know vomit is acidic and fecks up paintwork if not cleared, pee/shoyte might be similar.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,337 ✭✭✭✭monkey9


    If you're so busy caller, get off the bleedin' radio.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    The Jobs Ireland site is like a bad Wordpress blog.

    https://www.jobsireland.ie/#/browse-jobs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Most people are still at work.

    Not Ray D'arcy nor Sean O'Rourke.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Carrick Flowers, is it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,197 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    Best flowers in the country ? Is it the carlsberg of flowers or what ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,064 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Your fukin hilarious...is it Friday already


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭PeterTheNinth


    Del.Monte wrote: »
    The Jobs Ireland site is like a bad Wordpress blog.

    https://www.jobsireland.ie/#/browse-jobs

    I heard the guy who coded it showed it to a prospective employer and not even he could get a job out of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    She also wiped herself.

    Pic attached.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,197 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    I don't know about ye lads but I don't check my load.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    AdWatch 2:

    Farm Safety (RSA -State)
    Toyota (Commercial)
    RTE supporting the Arts (State)

    Score: State 4 Commercial 1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    She also wiped herself.

    Pic attached.

    At least she did it in a no-parking slot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 597 ✭✭✭miece16


    Del.Monte wrote: »
    The Jobs Ireland site is like a bad Wordpress blog.

    https://www.jobsireland.ie/#/browse-jobs

    they must have used the default blog template


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,197 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    Facebukkke so to speak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,414 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    More segretation sheite with people wanting to tell the world they are gay/straight/all bases/undefined/self pleasured.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Another "I have the right to be offended" caller.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,197 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    8th ammendment. This could get nasty.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,414 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    There should be a vote on it every 20 years or so and take whatever position goes in that vote each time.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    At least she did it in a no-parking slot.

    She did it on the corner of my bonnet, squatting so to speak.

    That's the aftermath.

    It's a disgrace Joe.

    I did try and speak to her but she was incoherent so to speak.


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