Liveline thread 12/08/16 to date

That_Guy

Pat Hickey next maybe?

EDIT: No. Car crash misery.

Dan Jaman

More car crash radio.

Atlantic Dawn

Ffs, misery dredger, what colour was the blood?

somesoldiers

T-words?

Itssoeasy

Car crash. No thanks I'd prefer Marie back.

Roger_007

A White Hiace van............who could that be?

Atlantic Dawn

How many car crashes have there been in the world.

That_Guy

We're going to have this accident covered from all angles.

PauloMN

Yippee, I know a Liveline caller.... lovely lady. Careful what you say now you lot!!!

Atlantic Dawn

Is it the road killing people or people driving far outside the safe speed limit for the road?

djemba djemba

Joe looking for a location for his next outside broadcast in the hope of seeing a car crash

That_Guy

PauloMN wrote: »

Yippee, I know a Liveline caller.... lovely lady. Careful what you say now you lot!!!

Send her a text and ask her to enquire about Joe's wages. She'll forever have a legendary status within this thread.

Itssoeasy

Two fatalities. My god sez Joe.

pc7

PauloMN wrote: »

Yippee, I know a Liveline caller.... lovely lady. Careful what you say now you lot!!!

Text her and ask her to drop the following in -
* Joe how's your knee
* Joe have you heard back from the Brazilian commissioner
* Joe youre an awful spoofer!

PathMatcher

"Give me the GPS co-ordinates there caller I can get it up on de google maps on me eye-pad"

shamrockvilla

Could you describe EXACTLY where it is caller.
(so the ghoulish fu@#er can visit it)

Dan Jaman

This is all grist to Joe's strange little mill.

Harry Angstrom

This is turning into a David Cronenberg film.

That_Guy

"How many crashes have you attended at this site?"

Jeeeeeeesus

shamrockvilla

Any increase on 4

Atlantic Dawn

What do the statistics for the crashes say....
People driving too fast
Road badly designed
People driving pished
The road needing to be blessed to fix it
We don't take stats in this country

somesoldiers

shamrockvilla wrote: »

Any increase on 4

any road in the Irish Brands Hatch- aka Donegal

CarrickMcJoe

Margaret was happy as Larry so to speak, that Larry wasn't injured...

Atlantic Dawn

If it's a petriddle car get out of it sharpish.

pc7

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

What do the statistics for the crashes say....
People driving too fast
Road badly designed
People driving pished
The road needing to be blessed to fix it
We don't take stats in this country

Has to be mobiles as a big cause, the amount of drivers I see with their phones up to their ears, in their hands reading the screens, or texting is beyond shocking. Reckon I see at least 4 on my daily commute.

Roger_007

Note to self: Avoid the Dunboyne to Maynooth road!

shamrockvilla

Did anyone else hear an ecstasy like moan coming from Joe just there?

Dan Jaman

somesoldiers wrote: »

any road in the Irish Brands Hatch- aka Donegal

Some great off-roaders there. Some of them don't mean to be, of course.

somesoldiers

pc7 wrote: »

Has to be mobiles as a big cause, the amount of drivers I see with their phones up to their ears, in their hands reading the screens, or texting is beyond shocking. Reckon I see at least 4 on my daily commute.

me too, see people constantly at it

Atlantic Dawn

pc7 wrote: »

Has to be mobiles as a big cause, the amount of drivers I see with their phones up to their ears, in their hands reading the screens, or texting is beyond shocking. Reckon I see at least 4 on my daily commute.

Perhaps naming them in the newspapers each month like the yearly Revenue defaulters listing might help.