Lock, Stock and Chitchat a Seacht

A cow called Daisy

Was wondering if today will go quickly as (for some) it's meant to be a fast day.


I'll get my coat

foxy farmer

Well my day has gone to sh1te:)

Reggie.

foxy farmer wrote: »

Well my day has gone to sh1te:)

YOU get your coat and get out

foxy farmer

Reggie. wrote: »

YOU get your coat and get out

My dear man ive been out since 9.00.

whelan2

foxy farmer wrote: »

My dear man ive been out since 9.00.

That's the middle of the day around here

Reggie.

foxy farmer wrote: »

My dear man ive been out since 9.00.

Good stuff. Couldn't get out of the bed till 0930 this morning. Auld age getting the better of me

foxy farmer

whelan2 wrote: »

That's the middle of the day around here

Youd want to do something about your clock so!

Limestone Cowboy

Spent the last 3 days stomach tubing a calf twice a day that wouldn't suck the cow or a bottle, after throwing an eye to her there now and there's 2 teats sucked out. Happy days!

Bullocks

Limestone Cowboy wrote: »

Spent the last 3 days stomach tubing a calf twice a day that wouldn't suck the cow or a bottle, after throwing an eye to her there now and there's 2 teats sucked out. Happy days!

Relief !How long could you have kept tubing the calf for if he didnt suck ?

Grueller

Bullocks wrote: »

Relief !How long could you have kept tubing the calf for if he didnt suck ?

I am at one since last Sunday night. Mad to suck but doesn't know how. Have had close to 1000 calves born here in my time and never ever seen this before.

Limestone Cowboy

Grueller wrote: »

I am at one since last Sunday night. Mad to suck but doesn't know how. Have had close to 1000 calves born here in my time and never ever seen this before.

Mine was the same. Did you try giving a shot of selenium?

bogman_bass

Nekarsulm wrote: »

Ah ha! I'll take that question !

Americans count 2000 lbs to a ton.

So how did they fit 22000lbs (11 tons) into a bomb weighting 21,600lbs?

8 ton of modern explosive which is equal to 11 ton of TNT

TITANIUM.

Limestone Cowboy wrote: »

Spent the last 3 days stomach tubing a calf twice a day that wouldn't suck the cow or a bottle, after throwing an eye to her there now and there's 2 teats sucked out. Happy days!

It happens every now a again and when it does its only then that you really appreciate when a calf just gets up a sucks on his own. It means a he'll of allot.

Farrell

See an ad in journal for Moo monitor +
Has anyone invested?

TITANIUM.

Found this lamb in the field this morning. Never seen a lamb eat out like this before. It almost looks like it was done by hand.
Any ideas?

ganmo

TITANIUM. wrote: »

Found this lamb in the field this morning. Never seen a lamb eat out like this before. It almost looks like it was done by hand.
Any ideas?

No pic

bogman_bass

First clear test today. Cow went down in the annual test. Rest of the cow was spotless and no lesions in factory. Frustrating but what can you do?

Hope the next test come a right now

Grueller

Limestone Cowboy wrote: »

Mine was the same. Did you try giving a shot of selenium?

I did ya. The calf also has a massive hernia. Requires an operation at 1 month old if she makes it that far. The hernia is too wide to be stitched. Vet reckons sensible thing is put her down but where there is life there is hope Imo.

davidk1394

Tis a great Friday down here :P sister and BIL finally got approved for their mortgage to finish the house and the carpenter's are busy putting up the timbers for the roof. Got an email of the ASA earlier saying I won the student bursary for a trip to Holland so it's something to look forward to after the exams

Limestone Cowboy

Bullocks wrote: »

Relief !How long could you have kept tubing the calf for if he didnt suck ?

Did one for 3 weeks a few years ago before it eventually clicked with her.

TITANIUM.

Found this lamb in the field this morning. Never seen a lamb eat out like this before. It almost looks like it was done by hand.
Any ideas?

Reggie.

TITANIUM. wrote: »

Found this lamb in the field this morning. Never seen a lamb eat out like this before. It almost looks like it was done by hand.
Any ideas?

No pic

TITANIUM.

Reggie. wrote: »

No pic

Well god dame it. Hang on there I'll try and see if I can down size it or something. It's telling me the file is to big.

TITANIUM.

Maybe this time!

Lady Haywire

TITANIUM. wrote: »

Maybe this time!

That there's the work of a Beast. They say it's as big as four cats and has a retractable leg so it can leap up at you better and it lights up at night and it's got four ears, two are for listening and the other two are kind of back up ears and it's claws are as big as cups and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps. It's got magnets on it's tail, so if you're made of metal, it can attach itself to you and instead of a head, it's got four arses.

Reggie.

Lady Haywire wrote: »

That there's the work of a Beast. They say it's as big as four cats and has a retractable leg so it can leap up at you better and it lights up at night and it's got four ears, two are for listening and the other two are kind of back up ears and it's claws are as big as cups and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps. It's got magnets on it's tail, so if you're made of metal, it can attach itself to you and instead of a head, it's got four arses.

WTF calf woman

ganmo

TITANIUM. wrote: »

Maybe this time!

is that the chest we're looking at?
very strange foxes & crows tend to go for the stomach area

cats & mink go for the neck.

any dogs in the area?

whelan2

TITANIUM. wrote: »

Maybe this time!

Just opened that whilst eating my tea

Lady Haywire

Reggie. wrote: »

WTF calf woman

The beast will get ya.

Water John

David, where exactly in Holland?
I suppose it's an educational trip.