Stupid / Funny/ ridiculous company names

Fleawuss

I mean, Virgin Trains? I know trains couple and uncouple so they can't be virgin trains then. Do they lose their virginity if they go into a tunnel? And Eir? I don't know. What are they selling I give up.

sjb25

Got a giggle driving past this place recently

https://www.bigmickey.ie

Johnmuck

Fleawuss wrote: »

I mean, Virgin Trains? I know trains couple and uncouple so they can't be virgin trains then. Do they lose their virginity if they go into a tunnel? And Eir? I don't know. What are they selling I give up.

Virgin trains are a waste of time.
They never go the whole way.

Shenshen

Came across a company called Blue Coffee once. And another one called LSD Ltd.
Both in IT, as far as I know.

Wise Old Elf

I got a call in work once asking was a letter from "Hugh J Ward" solicitors legit.

I was more than surprised to find out it was a real company :pac:

SEPT 23 1989

HOLEMASTERS

Specialists in drilling services

For Forks Sake

Wise Old Elf wrote: »

I got a call in work once asking was a letter from "Hugh J Ward" solicitors legit.

I was more than surprised to find out it was a real company :pac:

Amateurs. Argue & Phibbs is what you call your solicitors firm.

For Forks Sake

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

HOLEMASTERS

Specialists in drilling services

Lino Ritchies Carpet and Flooring :cool:

ToddyDoody

There's a shop in Galway called "Newsbox day-to-day news"

You do wonder who came up with that.

Knobs and Knockers in Dublin 2. They sell door handles. What else?

testicles

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smash

Nobody mentioned pen island yet...

matchthis

Only foals and horses - kildare

Gen.Zhukov

Smeg

Hooked

smash wrote: »

Nobody mentioned pen island yet...

It's funny because it's true!

Stheno

Swordsexpress

Blocked by almost all corporate filters so you can't check the time of the next bus home

smash

https://rickihobson.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/final-soon-fatt-wicklow.jpg

shaunr68

Wong Ting Chinese Restaurant, Sheffield. Make sure you order the wight ting!

https://www.tripadvisor.ie/Restaurant_Review-g186364-d779977-Reviews-Wong_Ting-Sheffield_South_Yorkshire_England.html

Stheno

Pak fook and the hoo inn are Chinese restaurants in youghal

jake is right

Soon Fat.........Chinese take-away in Bray.

tony 2 tone

Rubber Johnnies, latex mask and fancy dress shop in Belfast.

Archeron

Doggie Style, dog groomers I've seen around Dublin.

maudgonner

Wreck Amended - a crash repairs garage in Frenchpark, Co Roscommon.

Also Hong Cong, a Chinese Takeaway in...well...Cong, Co Mayo.

Grayson

Gaylord Tandori in Navan?

There used to be a fast food place in Mullingar called Double D's

Wild Garlic

"Twomey To You" haulage company.

whiskeyman

http://www.fookhingind.com/en/
Fook Hing Industrial Limited is an experienced manufacturer and exporter of intimate apparel that takes each step of your manufacturing to the next level. We are a forward looking company implementing tomorrow's motifs in today's market.


I'd love to work for that Fook Hing company..

Musefan

"tiocfaidh urlar" for a flooring shop in Drogheda... Took me a few goes to get it!

SausageDogDave

Mattress Mick!

Sky King

Fleawuss wrote: »

I mean, Virgin Trains? I know trains couple and uncouple so they can't be virgin trains then. Do they lose their virginity if they go into a tunnel? .

They come sooner.

Vowel Movement

"Muff Diving Club"

in Muff Donegal

FrPhelimYoung

https://imgur.com/a/PSkBY

Ruu

Oui Oui Enterprises Ltd (portable loos).

ToddyDoody

https://m.facebook.com/trading.trottersindependant/

TrottersIndependent Trading in Waterford. A quality furnniture shop.

Sinister Kid

Peter Barks - Dog groomers. Made me laugh!

Samaris

If every hairdresser who named their place some sort of hair-based pun (Curl Up And Dye, Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow, etcetera) were closed down for crimes against humour, there wouldn't be many hairdressers left!

Panthro

https://www.mrlube.com

Oil change place out in Canada

sligojoek

Samaris wrote: »

If every hairdresser who named their place some sort of hair-based pun (Curl Up And Dye, Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow, etcetera) were closed down for crimes against humour, there wouldn't be many hairdressers left!

Public Hair is another one.

maudgonner

Not a business name, but Virgin Media in the UK name all their vans with celebrity/character names that include a pun (not sure whether they have a fleet in Ireland or have continued the practice here but I used to work around the corner from a depot in the UK).

Jean Claude Van Damme
Van Morrisson
Luther Van Dross
Van Diesel (my favourite)
Julie Vandrews
Van Solo
Obi Van Kenobi
etc etc

sbsquarepants

I nearly got knocked down trying to get a photo of one of these before in Germany (I think it was Germany anyway)

osarusan

Indian restaurant called Anu's Kitchen.

Sue Pa Key Pa

Couldn't help but wonder why the Food Safety Authority closed down this restaurant

Anus Kitchen

https://www.fsai.ie/news_centre/press_releases/april_enforcements_09052016.html

seagull

Human and Pitt funeral services

valoren

Compuglobalhypermeganet.

Cortina_MK_IV

They had to add a hyphen to the old website: expertsexchange .com

Sinister Kid

A rep came into my shop & asked if I was interested in stocking a new brand of paint called Bolix

maudgonner

Sinister Kid wrote: »

A rep came into my shop & asked if I was interested in stocking a new brand of paint called Bolix

Yes, when using latex I find that active grunting is much better than passive grunting.

Johnmuck

Sinister Kid wrote: »

A rep came into my shop & asked if I was interested in stocking a new brand of paint called Bolix

You should have replied...... "Ask me".

Sinister Kid

Johnmuck wrote: »

You should have replied...... "Ask me".

Every he comes in I ask him how's bolox going for him!

bigmickey.ie

sjb25 wrote: »

Got a giggle driving past this place recently

https://www.bigmickey.ie

You should have come in and grabbed a bargain.

CFlat

I always have a giggle when I get into an elevator that is built by 'Schindler Lifts'. I can't help think about the movie with Liam Neeson in it about Oscar Schindler. I know I shouldn't laugh but i do.

Cookie_Monster

sbsquarepants wrote: »

I nearly got knocked down trying to get a photo of one of these before in Germany (I think it was Germany anyway)

lol, I've got one of those from Switzerland. The driver got very annoyed when a whole crowd of scout and leaders started taking pictures of it.