Help me name my business!

bogwalrus

Off college for the summer and can't find any work mainly due to living in middle of nowhere. So I decided to roast some coffee in a traditional way using a wood oven. I have many years experience with coffee so this will be a nice project for me.

If all goes to plan I hope to sell to shops and cafes in my area. The thing is I live near a gaeltacht and would like a good irish name. This might also help me get some grant money for businesses starting in the gaeltacht area.

I am asking you good people of AH to help me with naming my wood fired coffee product. In return I will offer 10% discount to boards.ie users if I ever get that far=).Do we have a deal?

FortySeven

bogwalrus wrote: »

Off college for the summer and can't find any work mainly due to living in middle of nowhere. So I decided to roast some coffee in a traditional way using a wood oven. I have many years experience with coffee so this will be a nice project for me.

If all goes to plan I hope to sell to shops and cafes in my area. The thing is I live near a gaeltacht and would like a good irish name. This might also help me get some grant money for businesses starting in the gaeltacht area.

I am asking you good people of AH to help me with naming my wood fired coffee product. In return I will offer 10% discount to boards.ie users if I ever get that far=).Do we have a deal?

Culchie cafe?

gifted

Put a fada over all the e's...where do I sign?

smash

Morning Wood...en roasted coffee

Stheno

bogwalrus wrote: »

Off college for the summer and can't find any work mainly due to living in middle of nowhere. So I decided to roast some coffee in a traditional way using a wood oven. I have many years experience with coffee so this will be a nice project for me.

If all goes to plan I hope to sell to shops and cafes in my area. The thing is I live near a gaeltacht and would like a good irish name. This might also help me get some grant money for businesses starting in the gaeltacht area.

I am asking you good people of AH to help me with naming my wood fired coffee product. In return I will offer 10% discount to boards.ie users if I ever get that far=).Do we have a deal?

Bog coffee?

Tim76

Teach Maxwell

Sundoes. It could be the competitor to Starbucks.

sligojoek

Beanie and Blarney.

Only people of a certain age wiiil get this so maybe not.

me_irl

Pen Island.

I know it's nothing to do with coffee. Make it work.

El Weirdo

Compu-Domhanda-Hyper-Mega-Net

Oink

Businessy McBusinessface.
I believe that's how you name things now.

me_irl

Flaming Moe.

bogwalrus

Stheno wrote: »

Bog coffee?

Hmmm. Bog is also a toilet. Appropriate in some ways but it just doesnt sound right.

Oink

Oink wrote: »

Businessy McBusinessface.
I believe that's how you name things now.

I'd say Café McCaféyface, but McDonald's might take issue with that.

kfallon

I Got Wood So Taste My Beans

Stheno

bogwalrus wrote: »

Hmmm. Bog is also a toilet. Appropriate in some ways but it just doesnt sound right.

Bogger coffee so?

You do realise you have to meet all sorts of regulations hygiene wise if you want to sell this stuff?

bogwalrus

Remember it needs to be an Irish name. And maybe something to do with the fact that it is wood fired.

CarrickMcJoe

Cafe Peig,

SEPT 23 1989

Flick the Bean

bogwalrus

Stheno wrote: »

Bogger coffee so?

You do realise you have to meet all sorts of regulations hygiene wise if you want to sell this stuff?

Yup. The gaeltacht have industrial units for startups. I used to run a coffee shop so know the whole hygiene malark.

sligojoek

Éir-Trade

El Weirdo

bogwalrus wrote: »

Yup. The gaeltacht have industrial units for startups.

Ha! Take that, Welsh Brexiteers!

CarrickMcJoe

Bean an Tae..

PARlance

bogwalrus wrote: »

Remember it needs to be an Irish name. And maybe something to do with the fact that it is wood fired.

Flaming Erection Coffee Inc.

You might have to forgo the Gaelteach Grant but you can avail of loads of IDA grants if you tell them you're American.

BorneTobyWilde

Spit Roast ltd

bogwalrus

Ha. My wife had a good one. Feck!

razorblunt

Níl aon Caife, mar do Caife féin.


One word snappy answer?
Hipstereach.

osarusan

Cailín bainne.

Put up a picture of a comely flame-haired maiden roasting the beans on the packet, and another of a cup of coffee being filled with milk.

ectoraige

Ballybarista.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Irish Cófféé! The yanks will go mad for it thinking it's the alcoholic version, they'll get some land when you serve them up your homemade shíté.

Grayson

The coffee bean. Except bean as in woman. Have a photo of a woman making coffee on the label.

Edit: if you sell tea as well you can call it Bean on ti.

ectoraige

Sliabh gorm? Cow-sh!t Coffee?

Grayson

btw, if you use mine, you have to send me a few kilos of coffee beans

Renegade Mechanic

smash wrote: »

Morning Wood...en roasted coffee

"Morning Wood Coffee".

Brilliant

valoren

Brú

buck65

Irish Coffee

ClovenHoof

Myra's and Ian's Moorish Coffee House

Boom_Bap

Caife

EndaHonesty

Caife a Róstadh

Samaris

Has Coffee McCoffeeface been suggested yet?

livedadream

sásta rósta
or is it
rósta sásta?

blasta rosta

pónairí rosta?

depends where your based and stuff too but thats all ive come up with on the fly

Shint0

Nuts About Caife Nuts

Roasted Caife Nutter

Cupánaroma

Tordelback

Keep it simple: Tine Beans.

You can send me a few bags when you're up and running.

jester77

Use turf to roast them... Bog Beans

SarahS2013

+1 for Caife

s4uv3

I'd call it something non-specific anyway, because thinking ahead, if you expand into other products/methods then having a company called "Galway wood fired beans" is too exclusive.

Something like "Coffee as Gaillimh" (bad example) is more general and gives you space to expand into different ideas.

I used to be involved in a small food business, and I clearly remember being given advice from a businesswoman who knew her food. It was to use your local area name in the product title, it conveys trust, quality and accountability to the customer.

Ballymaloe relish,
Clonakilty pudding, etc etc

ct5amr2ig1nfhp

Sióg Caife, Seomra Caife , Ba mhaith liom caife / é , Teach Caife

"An Bhfuil Cead Agam..."

** I'll only take 10%.

razorblunt

Espresso Máirtínís.

PARlance

U4Caife

maudgonner

Rósta Tósta (Roasted & Toasted)

Sleepy

What's the Irish for "dead language"?

It'd give the Gaelgoirs a giggle...

"Coffee so good it can wake the dead"