Off Topic Thread 3.0

awec

molloyjh wrote: »

I feel in the horror at awec revelations this bolded piece has been overlooked.

I'd hope "the horizontal hokey cokey" is a phrase that exists in nobodys language.

That must be what Buers wife says during pillow talk.

awec

awec wrote: »

That must be what Buers wife says during pillow talk.

better than:

"Just the one tonight love or do you want the twins"

b.gud

Deleted User wrote: »

Too late, now you're the guy who likes to get **** on. It's going to become a boards meme.

I know this how?

I'm going to make this a boards meme

I would like to do my part to help

awec

Stheno wrote: »

How did you even come up with it???

It was either that or declare that I'd suck her farts. I went for the safer option.

(this is a joke).

awec

awec wrote: »

It was either that or declare that I'd suck her farts. I went for the safer option.

(this is a joke).

Always
Welcome
Erotic
Chodes

finally - the truth of your username has been uncovered

TICKLE_ME_ELMO

irishbucsfan wrote: »

If you ever bad mouth Amy Adams again I will find you and I will hurt you

For all the great work Amy Adams has done she has also made Leap Year, which is an abomination and I will never forgive her or anyone involved for it.

Zzippy

TICKLE_ME_ELMO wrote: »

For all the great work Amy Adams has done she has also made Leap Year, which is an abomination and I will never forgive her or anyone involved for it.

Here, don't you go changing the subject - awec's a freak! Back on topic folks!

Zzippy

Zzippy wrote: »

Here, don't you go changing the subject - awec's a freak! Back on topic folks!

So... do you wash it straight off or leave it there until you finish Awec?

kuang1

[Deleted User] wrote: »

So... do you wash it straight off or leave it there until you finish Awec?

Well there's a bit of prep involved...what with covering the bed with the plastic sheet an all.

Stheno

Deleted User wrote: »

So... do you wash it straight off or leave it there until you finish Awec?

And how exactly does one suck farts?

b.gud

Deleted User wrote: »

So... do you wash it straight off or leave it there until you finish Awec?

Are there any dishes in particular that you like your partner to have before hand?

kuang1

b.gud wrote: »

Are there any dishes in particular that you like your partner to have before hand?

Anything with flaxseed and psyllium husks I'll wager?

Stheno

Stheno wrote: »

And how exactly does one suck farts?

You create a firm seal over the butthole and then coordinate your breathing to create a contra flow conveyor between your lungs and the dispensers colon.

Edit. Jesus what have I written.

awec

Deleted User wrote: »

So... do you wash it straight off or leave it there until you finish Awec?

Wash it off?

Carefully place it in a plastic bag and put it in the freezer.

Buer

Deleted User wrote: »

better than:

"Just the one tonight love or do you want the twins"

God, that's just so f*cking wrong.

irishbucsfan

awec wrote: »

Wash it off?

Carefully place it in a plastic bag and put it in the freezer.

Make sure you put a post-it note on the plastic bag with date, time and person of origin

molloyjh

I'm both laughing and vomiting in my mouth a little. And afraid of what that might mean.....

Stheno

Deleted User wrote: »

You create a firm seal over the butthole and then coordinate your breathing to create a contra flow conveyor between your lungs and the dispensers colon.

Edit. Jesus what have I written.

And another freak has revealed themselves

molloyjh

molloyjh wrote: »

I'm both laughing and vomiting in my mouth a little. And afraid of what that might mean.....

I don't know either but Awec is probably into it.

awec

Deleted User wrote: »

I don't know either but Awec is probably into it.

I fear I am being accused of having a fondness for things that I do not in fact have any fondness for.

Stheno

awec wrote: »

I fear I am being accused of having a fondness for things that I do not in fact have any fondness for.

Sure what can you expect with the "**** on my chest" revelation?

Podge_irl

In awec's defence I have heard that phrase used in a colloquial fashion frequently round Dublin.

Stheno

Podge_irl wrote: »

In awec's defence I have heard that phrase used in a colloquial fashion frequently round Dublin.

Stop, you are destroying our new insight into what it takes to be a rugby mod :pac:

Buer

Podge_irl wrote: »

In awec's defence I have heard that phrase used in a colloquial fashion frequently round Dublin.

Do you hang around awec's place much then?

irishbucsfan

Podge_irl wrote: »

In awec's defence I have heard that phrase used in a colloquial fashion frequently round Dublin.

Ah yeah I have too but it's much more fun if Awec is a deviant

Zzippy

OMFG I take it back. Someone change the f*cking subject!

Zzippy

Zzippy wrote: »

OMFG I take it back. Someone change the f*cking subject!

Yeah it's gross.

I'm going to need to take a golden shower after reading this.

awec

Deleted User wrote: »

Yeah it's gross.

I'm going to need to take a golden shower after reading this.

You are a vile individual.

Stheno

Zzippy wrote: »

OMFG I take it back. Someone change the f*cking subject!

Does anyone know what was going on around the ifsc today?

I'd to go to my dentist there (and part with a vast quantity of cash) to get two crowns, and all of the ifsc car parks were full, as was the convention centre and the bord gais car park.

Was nuts! Took me half an hour to find a space!

TICKLE_ME_ELMO

Stheno wrote: »

Does anyone know what was going on around the ifsc today?

I'd to go to my dentist there (and part with a vast quantity of cash) to get two crowns, and all of the ifsc car parks were full, as was the convention centre and the bord gais car park.

Was nuts! Took me half an hour to find a space!

They better not still be full! I'm off to the ballet tonight. Have it pre booked so I assume I'm guaranteed a spot.