Crimes you would like to try out if no penalty

poa

Are there any crimes you would like to try out if there was no penalty?
Say you are given a licence for one day only to do any crime you like, with a guarantee of no arrest, no jail, no criminal record after etc.
Personally I would like to murder a pedophile.
Just him and I locked in a cell for hours, no weapons, no witnesses, no CCTV.
I would beat him to death.

Stigura

poa wrote: »

Personally I would like to murder a pedophile. I would beat him to death.

That's a bit gender static .....

darkpagandeath

Lets just have a purge...

Fr_Dougal

Handball.

poa

Stigura wrote: »

That's a bit gender static .....

You do realise there are male and female pedophiles?
Either would suffice; they are animals that need culling.

Manach

Wear Flares.

OldMrBrennan83

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RobbingBandit

I would steal, finally live up to my name. Grand Larceny would be most grand...

poa

Manach wrote: »

Wear Flares.

Apologies but the fashion police just revoked your licence.
You are going down for life with no parole.

pickarooney

I've always been tempted to jaywalk

Hank Williams III

poa wrote: »

Are there any crimes you would like to try out if there was no penalty?
Say you are given a licence for one day only to do any crime you like, with a guarantee of no arrest, no jail, no criminal record after etc.
Personally I would like to murder a pedophile.
Just him and I locked in a cell for hours, no weapons, no witnesses, no CCTV.
I would beat him to death.

Hell yeah I'd be up for hanging a few pedos!

Outlaw Pete

I'd tiger kidnap Bono and say that unless I got €5million in untraceable cash within one week, I'll let him go.

Jack Killian

poa wrote: »

You do realise there are male and female pedophiles?
Either would suffice; they are animals that need culling.

In fairness you said "him" afterwards.

would like to murder a pedophile. I would beat him to death.

poa

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

I'd tiger kidnap Bono and say that unless I got €5million in untraceable cash within one week, I'd let him go.

And don't forget his Skoda Superb.
It surprised me when I met Paul and he told me he owned it.

Junkyard Tom

I'd like to run out of Tesco with a bag of fun-sized Mars Bars screaming with excitement at having not paid for them.

Stigura

poa wrote: »

You do realise there are male and female pedophiles?

Of course I realise that. My wife worked in a hospital. Staff Only areas were posted with pictures of known paedo's of the area. She spotted one sitting on a kiddies bed. Woman.

Just pointing out that " Male ", " Female " is a bit restrictive, today, isn't it? How about " Gender Fluid " beings who demand access to gender specific lavatories, to hook their meat and veg out in front of little girls?

Got to keep up with the times

poa

Jack Killian wrote: »

In fairness you said "him" afterwards.

Actually I have changed my mind.
I would like to murder someone who starts a sentence with; in fairness.

wakka12

Kill a paedophile?
Id rob a bank because Im generic. But then Ill be rich. Have your fun though

poa

Stigura wrote: »

Of course I realise that. My wife worked in a hospital. Staff Only areas were posted with pictures of known paedo's of the area. She spotted one sitting on a kiddies bed. Woman.

Just pointing out that " Male ", " Female " is a bit restrictive, today, isn't it? How about " Gender Fluid " beings who demand access to gender specific lavatories, to hook their meat and veg out in front of little girls?

Got to keep up with the times

No, I think you are talking ****e.
I use the terms men and women.
Male and female.
Pedophiles.
And that is that.

Sleeper12

poa wrote:

Are there any crimes you would like to try out if there was no penalty? Say you are given a licence for one day only to do any crime you like, with a guarantee of no arrest, no jail, no criminal record after etc. Personally I would like to murder a pedophile. Just him and I locked in a cell for hours, no weapons, no witnesses, no CCTV. I would beat him to death.

What if he beats you to death. Locked in and no one to help?

poa

wakka12 wrote: »

Kill a paedophile?
Id rob a bank because Im generic. But then Ill be rich. Have your fun though

Honestly, no amount of money could give me more pleasure than killing a pedophile. I think i might actually find it sexually arousing.

Stigura

poa wrote: »

No, I think you are talking ****e.

Okay. Enjoy your time on AH

poa

Sleeper12 wrote: »

What if he beats you to death. Locked in and no one to help?

I will even have one of my hands tied behind my back to even up the score if he likes.
One man would be walking out of that cell, and its me.

It wasn't me!

poa wrote: »

Honestly, no amount of money could give me more pleasure than killing a pedophile. I think i might actually find it sexually arousing.

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endacl

Check shirt with a striped tie for me.

Hank Williams III

poa wrote: »

Honestly, no amount of money could give me more pleasure than killing a pedophile. I think i might actually find it sexually arousing.

There was one who used to hang around my home town, Kevin Carroll, ran a drama school for little kids. Was recently convicted of raping a 10 year old girl. I'd honestly kill that sick **** if I knew there would be no repercussions.

Iwasfrozen

poa wrote: »

Actually I have changed my mind.
I would like to murder someone who starts a sentence with; in fairness.

What if the pedophile was bigger than you? You'd be locked in a cell at the mercy of a pedophile.

poa

Hank Williams III wrote: »

There was one who used to hang around my home town, Kevin Carroll, ran a drama school for little kids. Was recently convicted of raping a 10 year old girl. I'd honestly kill that sick **** if I knew there would be no repercussions.

I had a lucky escape when I was 11 myself. Some man came up to me chatting about my new bike. He wouldn't leave me alone, and kept trying to keep me chatting, offering to buy me sweets etc.
I knew something wasn't right and took my mother's advice and came home and told her about the man.
Years later I saw his picture in my local paper. He had been convicted of having 300 images of children on his PC, and grooming young boys online.
I would happily take care of him in a cell, no problem at all.

stefanovich

poa wrote: »

Are there any crimes you would like to try out if there was no penalty?
Say you are given a licence for one day only to do any crime you like, with a guarantee of no arrest, no jail, no criminal record after etc.
Personally I would like to murder a pedophile.
Just him and I locked in a cell for hours, no weapons, no witnesses, no CCTV.
I would beat him to death.

Hank Williams III wrote: »

There was one who used to hang around my home town, Kevin Carroll, ran a drama school for little kids. Was recently convicted of raping a 10 year old girl. I'd honestly kill that sick **** if I knew there would be no repercussions.

Are you talking about a paedophile or a child molester? In my head being a paedophile is no different to any other alternative attraction you do not choose. Whether you act on it or not is the key. You think it is okay to murder fellow humans because of who they are sexually attracted to?

Hank Williams III

stefanovich wrote: »

Are you talking about a paedophile or a child molester? In my head being a paedophile is no different to any other alternative attraction you do not choose. Whether you act on it or not is the key. You think it is okay to murder fellow humans because of who they are sexually attracted to?

Disagree completely. If you're attracted to children you're sick and should put out of your misery before you hurt someone. I really hope we never get to the stage where your views are the mainstream.

poa

stefanovich wrote: »

Are you talking about a paedophile or a child molester? In my head being a paedophile is no different to any other alternative attraction you do not choose. Whether you act on it or not is the key. You think it is okay to murder fellow humans because of who they are sexually attracted to?

Do I think it is OK to murder a pedophile? Yes.
Do I think it is OK to murder a child molester? Yes.
Would I like to murder either of the above? Yes.

stefanovich

Hank Williams III wrote: »

Disagree completely. If you're attracted to children you're sick and should put out of your misery before you hurt someone. I really hope we never get to the stage where your views are the mainstream.

What about gays? Do you also want to kill them?

poa

Hank Williams III wrote: »

Disagree completely. If you're attracted to children you're sick and should put out of your misery before you hurt someone. I really hope we never get to the stage where your views are the mainstream.

I agree with you 100%
Execute them. No excuses.

stefanovich

poa wrote: »

I agree with you 100%
Execute them. No excuses.

Being attracted to children and controlling yourself and doing no harm is vastly different to those who abuse. They should have access to help and support and hopefully will solve whatever issues caused this dysfunction.

poa

stefanovich wrote: »

What about gays? Do you also want to kill them?

You have to be trolling now.
Seriously.

super_furry

Bank robbing. Planning and executing a bank robbery would be a huge challenge, if you knew that you could do it without any punishment, I'd go for it.

I sometimes wonder why there weren't more people doing it back in the 50s and 60s. Before CCTV, the internet helping Gardai communicate and share information and general better security, it would have been a lot easier to get away with something like that back then.

poa

stefanovich wrote: »

Being attracted to children and controlling yourself and doing no harm is vastly different to those who abuse. They should have access to help and support and hopefully will solve whatever issues caused this dysfunction.

Attracted to children? Execute them.
No excuses.

alias no.9

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

I'd tiger kidnap Bono and say that unless I got €5million in untraceable cash within one week, I'll let him go.

You'd be better off threatening to release him and then demanding €5m every year to keep him quiet

AndyBoBandy

I'd like to drive on some of our motorways at their quietest times at 200 km/h

stefanovich

poa wrote: »

Attracted to children? Execute them.
No excuses.

Glad we are being reasonable here.

poa

stefanovich wrote: »

Glad we are being reasonable here.

You are sympathetic towards child molesters and pedophiles, we get it.
We are not.
There is no reason with those sick c.unts.
Execute them.
No excuses.

Hank Williams III

stefanovich wrote: »

What about gays? Do you also want to kill them?

Gay pedos, yes.

wakka12

Hank Williams III wrote: »

Disagree completely. If you're attracted to children you're sick and should put out of your misery before you hurt someone. I really hope we never get to the stage where your views are the mainstream.

I agree that its a mental illness due to the fact that any action taken upon the attraction will result in trauma for the victim unlike with other legal types of sexual intercourse.
But really what you're saying is quite hurtful, people can't help being born paedophiles any more than you can help your attraction to adult males or females. If they have not committed crimes against children and are trying to keep the thoughts out of their head then they should be treated with kindness and we should try to help them get through this mental illness. Innocent paedophiles should not be isolated or shunned as this will only decrease their quality of life further and Im sure make them more likely to actually assault children if they feel like outsiders in society.

The J Stands for Jay

poa wrote: »

Are there any crimes you would like to try out if there was no penalty?
Say you are given a licence for one day only to do any crime you like, with a guarantee of no arrest, no jail, no criminal record after etc.
Personally I would like to murder a pedophile.
Just him and I locked in a cell for hours, no weapons, no witnesses, no CCTV.
I would beat him to death.

What if he fights back and beats you to death?

stefanovich

poa wrote: »

You are sympathetic towards child molesters and pedophiles, we get it.
We are not.
There is no reason with those sick c.unts.
Execute them.
No excuses.

No. I am saying that sometimes people are born with attractions they cannot supress. Controlling oneself and doing no harm is commendable. You just want them dead.

What is the youngest age you can be attracted to and yet not be a paedo? 18?

wakka12

poa wrote: »

You are sympathetic towards child molesters and pedophiles, we get it.
We are not.
There is no reason with those sick c.unts.
Execute them.
No excuses.

Thats honestly horrible. Can you not try to put yourself in their shoes? Im sure you'd feel differently if you couldn't help your attraction to children. Do you not understand that theres literally nothing they can do to change this? Even if they want nothing more than to be solly attracted to adults? And there is nobody who said theyre sympathetic to child molesters. I think a child molester deserves nothing more than a lifetime in prison

Hank Williams III

It's actually disturbing there are people here defending pedos. I'm never going to accept this 'they can't help it, they're born that way' or 'as long as they don't act on it then it's ok'. **** that. I guess these people don't have children.

The J Stands for Jay

poa wrote: »

Honestly, no amount of money could give me more pleasure than killing a pedophile. I think i might actually find it sexually arousing.

Two sex criminals enter, one sex criminal leaves.

eviltwin

poa wrote: »

You are sympathetic towards child molesters and pedophiles, we get it.
We are not.
There is no reason with those sick c.unts.
Execute them.
No excuses.

Not wanting to kill everyone who abuses a child doesn't make you sympathetic towards them, it makes you reasonable. Would you kill anyone who touches a child, how do you think that would work? Do you think kids will recover quicker if the person who abused them, usually a relative, is dead?

poa

wakka12 wrote: »

Thats honestly horrible. Can you not try to put yourself in their shoes? Im sure you'd feel differently if you couldn't help your attraction to children. Can you not try to put yourself in their shoes? Even if they want nothing more than to be solly attracted to adults? And there is nobody who said theyre sympathetic to child molesters. I think a child molester deserves nothing more than a lifetime in prison

To answer your questions:
Can you not try to put yourself in their shoes? Never.
Even if they want nothing more than to be solly attracted to adults? No.
I think a child molester deserves nothing more than a lifetime in prison. I don't.
I think anyone attracted to children should be executed.
I think child molesters should be executed.
I think pedophiles should be executed.
Those who think they are any of the above should be allowed euthanasia.
Or if they prefer, execution.
No excuses.

wakka12

Hank Williams III wrote: »

It's actually disturbing there are people here defending pedos. I'm never going to accept this 'they can't help it, they're born that way' or 'as long as they don't act on it then it's ok'. **** that. I guess these people don't have children.

Im sure 99% of paedophiles would not be paedophiles if they had the choice. I don't see how you're advocation for murdering paedophiles who have not committed any assaults against children is any more forward thinking than people in the past thinking gay people were disgusting and locking them up or oppressing people because of their race