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Crimes you would like to try out if no penalty

  • 18-06-2016 09:10PM
    #1
    poa
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭


    Are there any crimes you would like to try out if there was no penalty?
    Say you are given a licence for one day only to do any crime you like, with a guarantee of no arrest, no jail, no criminal record after etc.
    Personally I would like to murder a pedophile.
    Just him and I locked in a cell for hours, no weapons, no witnesses, no CCTV.
    I would beat him to death.


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  • #2
    Stigura
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,693 ✭✭✭Stigura


    poa wrote: »
    Personally I would like to murder a pedophile. I would beat him to death.

    That's a bit gender static .....


  • #3
    darkpagandeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,461 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    Lets just have a purge...


  • #4
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Handball.


  • #5
    poa
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    Stigura wrote: »
    That's a bit gender static .....

    You do realise there are male and female pedophiles?
    Either would suffice; they are animals that need culling.


  • #6
    Manach
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 9,906 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manach


    Wear Flares.


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    OldMrBrennan83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,611 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


    This post has been deleted.


  • #8
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,669 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    I would steal, finally live up to my name. Grand Larceny would be most grand...


  • #9
    poa
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    Manach wrote: »
    Wear Flares.

    Apologies but the fashion police just revoked your licence.
    You are going down for life with no parole.


  • #10
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,501 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    I've always been tempted to jaywalk


  • #11
    Hank Williams III
    Site Banned Posts: 25 ✭Hank Williams III


    poa wrote: »
    Are there any crimes you would like to try out if there was no penalty?
    Say you are given a licence for one day only to do any crime you like, with a guarantee of no arrest, no jail, no criminal record after etc.
    Personally I would like to murder a pedophile.
    Just him and I locked in a cell for hours, no weapons, no witnesses, no CCTV.
    I would beat him to death.

    Hell yeah I'd be up for hanging a few pedos!


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  • #12
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    I'd tiger kidnap Bono and say that unless I got €5million in untraceable cash within one week, I'll let him go.


  • #13
    Jack Killian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,663 ✭✭✭Jack Killian


    poa wrote: »
    You do realise there are male and female pedophiles?
    Either would suffice; they are animals that need culling.

    In fairness you said "him" afterwards.
    would like to murder a pedophile. I would beat him to death.


  • #14
    poa
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    Outlaw Pete wrote: »
    I'd tiger kidnap Bono and say that unless I got €5million in untraceable cash within one week, I'd let him go.

    And don't forget his Skoda Superb.
    It surprised me when I met Paul and he told me he owned it.


  • #15
    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,115 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    I'd like to run out of Tesco with a bag of fun-sized Mars Bars screaming with excitement at having not paid for them.


  • #16
    Stigura
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,693 ✭✭✭Stigura


    poa wrote: »
    You do realise there are male and female pedophiles?

    Of course I realise that. My wife worked in a hospital. Staff Only areas were posted with pictures of known paedo's of the area. She spotted one sitting on a kiddies bed. Woman.

    Just pointing out that " Male ", " Female " is a bit restrictive, today, isn't it? How about " Gender Fluid " beings who demand access to gender specific lavatories, to hook their meat and veg out in front of little girls?

    Got to keep up with the times ;)


  • #17
    poa
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    Jack Killian wrote: »
    In fairness you said "him" afterwards.

    Actually I have changed my mind.
    I would like to murder someone who starts a sentence with; in fairness.


  • #18
    wakka12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    Kill a paedophile?
    Id rob a bank because Im generic. But then Ill be rich. Have your fun though


  • #19
    poa
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    Stigura wrote: »
    Of course I realise that. My wife worked in a hospital. Staff Only areas were posted with pictures of known paedo's of the area. She spotted one sitting on a kiddies bed. Woman.

    Just pointing out that " Male ", " Female " is a bit restrictive, today, isn't it? How about " Gender Fluid " beings who demand access to gender specific lavatories, to hook their meat and veg out in front of little girls?

    Got to keep up with the times ;)

    No, I think you are talking ****e.
    I use the terms men and women.
    Male and female.
    Pedophiles.
    And that is that.


  • #20
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    poa wrote:
    Are there any crimes you would like to try out if there was no penalty? Say you are given a licence for one day only to do any crime you like, with a guarantee of no arrest, no jail, no criminal record after etc. Personally I would like to murder a pedophile. Just him and I locked in a cell for hours, no weapons, no witnesses, no CCTV. I would beat him to death.


    What if he beats you to death. Locked in and no one to help? :)


  • #21
    poa
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    wakka12 wrote: »
    Kill a paedophile?
    Id rob a bank because Im generic. But then Ill be rich. Have your fun though

    Honestly, no amount of money could give me more pleasure than killing a pedophile. I think i might actually find it sexually arousing.


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  • #22
    Stigura
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,693 ✭✭✭Stigura


    poa wrote: »
    No, I think you are talking ****e.

    Okay. Enjoy your time on AH :)


  • #23
    poa
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    Sleeper12 wrote: »
    What if he beats you to death. Locked in and no one to help? :)

    I will even have one of my hands tied behind my back to even up the score if he likes.
    One man would be walking out of that cell, and its me.


  • #24
    It wasn't me!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    poa wrote: »
    Honestly, no amount of money could give me more pleasure than killing a pedophile. I think i might actually find it sexually arousing.

    ...



    ...


    :eek:


  • #25
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Check shirt with a striped tie for me.


  • #26
    Hank Williams III
    Site Banned Posts: 25 ✭Hank Williams III


    poa wrote: »
    Honestly, no amount of money could give me more pleasure than killing a pedophile. I think i might actually find it sexually arousing.

    There was one who used to hang around my home town, Kevin Carroll, ran a drama school for little kids. Was recently convicted of raping a 10 year old girl. I'd honestly kill that sick **** if I knew there would be no repercussions.


  • #27
    Iwasfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    poa wrote: »
    Actually I have changed my mind.
    I would like to murder someone who starts a sentence with; in fairness.

    What if the pedophile was bigger than you? You'd be locked in a cell at the mercy of a pedophile.


  • #28
    poa
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    Hank Williams III wrote: »
    There was one who used to hang around my home town, Kevin Carroll, ran a drama school for little kids. Was recently convicted of raping a 10 year old girl. I'd honestly kill that sick **** if I knew there would be no repercussions.

    I had a lucky escape when I was 11 myself. Some man came up to me chatting about my new bike. He wouldn't leave me alone, and kept trying to keep me chatting, offering to buy me sweets etc.
    I knew something wasn't right and took my mother's advice and came home and told her about the man.
    Years later I saw his picture in my local paper. He had been convicted of having 300 images of children on his PC, and grooming young boys online.
    I would happily take care of him in a cell, no problem at all.


  • #29
    stefanovich
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,490 ✭✭✭stefanovich


    poa wrote: »
    Are there any crimes you would like to try out if there was no penalty?
    Say you are given a licence for one day only to do any crime you like, with a guarantee of no arrest, no jail, no criminal record after etc.
    Personally I would like to murder a pedophile.
    Just him and I locked in a cell for hours, no weapons, no witnesses, no CCTV.
    I would beat him to death.
    Hank Williams III wrote: »
    There was one who used to hang around my home town, Kevin Carroll, ran a drama school for little kids. Was recently convicted of raping a 10 year old girl. I'd honestly kill that sick **** if I knew there would be no repercussions.

    Are you talking about a paedophile or a child molester? In my head being a paedophile is no different to any other alternative attraction you do not choose. Whether you act on it or not is the key. You think it is okay to murder fellow humans because of who they are sexually attracted to?


  • #30
    Hank Williams III
    Site Banned Posts: 25 ✭Hank Williams III


    stefanovich wrote: »
    Are you talking about a paedophile or a child molester? In my head being a paedophile is no different to any other alternative attraction you do not choose. Whether you act on it or not is the key. You think it is okay to murder fellow humans because of who they are sexually attracted to?

    Disagree completely. If you're attracted to children you're sick and should put out of your misery before you hurt someone. I really hope we never get to the stage where your views are the mainstream.


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  • #31
    poa
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 541 ✭✭✭poa


    stefanovich wrote: »
    Are you talking about a paedophile or a child molester? In my head being a paedophile is no different to any other alternative attraction you do not choose. Whether you act on it or not is the key. You think it is okay to murder fellow humans because of who they are sexually attracted to?

    Do I think it is OK to murder a pedophile? Yes.
    Do I think it is OK to murder a child molester? Yes.
    Would I like to murder either of the above? Yes.


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