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The fear

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    #32
    Vic_08
    Registered Users Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭Vic_08


    Gwynplaine wrote: »
    Solution.
    3 rashers, 3 sausages, 2 white puddin, 2 black puddin, beans, mushrooms, 2 eggs, 4 toast (with real butter), 2 big mugs of tea, pint of diluted. Close the curtains, telly on. Crisps, chocolate, more tea. Chicken Curry with rice and chips and portion of chicken balls later. Bed around 9.30pm.

    And then call it a beer belly.


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    #33
    RobertKK
    Registered Users Posts: 33,740 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    If you want to feel better, drink less in future and you might avoid this happening again.

    As for what happened, it happened, people will forget in time, things can seem bad but most people are just concerned with their own lives and if they are overly interested in their neighbour's lives, they are the one who have a bigger problem.


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    #34
    Heckler
    Registered Users Posts: 3,325 ✭✭✭Heckler


    As for the fear, unless you have blood stained clothes you're pretty much gold. Its all in your head. Pull the blinds, lash on a movie and eat bad food. Be all ok in the morning.


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    #35
    Shint0
    Registered Users Posts: 1,196 ✭✭✭Shint0


    Suas11 wrote: »
    I don't think heroin would be a good idea.

    Sunday morning
    Brings the dawn in


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    #36
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    All is lost OP. Burn your house to the ground, leave your family and assume a new identity.

    If you're lucky you might get a bedsit in Longford town and a zero hours contract at some supermacs.


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    #37
    Panthro
    Registered Users Posts: 14,780 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    Are you allowed ride a horse drunk?

    Suppose you can, as long as you both consent like.


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    #38
    PARlance
    Registered Users Posts: 21,107 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Panthro wrote: »
    Suppose you can, as long as you both consent like.

    If you make her a cup of tea and she drinks it then you're good to go.


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    #39
    zSparc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭zSparc


    Heckler wrote: »
    Thanks for the advice. We'll all stop in and have some dry toast.
    No bother, always here if you need me ;)

    It's pretty much obvious that it's only pros and cons that have to be reviewed by the OP. If he/she prefers to drink and the "kick" after a few is worth physical, mental (or both) torment the next morning - the choice is obvious, blast away and don't look back. Otherwise I can't see any point in touching fire and complaining that it burns. Childish stuff, really.


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    #40
    caille
    Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭caille


    Panthro wrote: »
    Sing them a song

    (To the tune of Bowie's "Starman")....There's a frog...SPAWNNNN waiting in a pond....he wants to come and meet you but his feet are not that long..yes there's a frog...SPAWNNNN waiting in a pond..one day he'll be a froggy and he'll see you in a bog..there's a frog....SPAWNNN.

    Post of the week! I am PSML here and yes, I just sang this out loud.

    Thanks, Panthro, for chasing away my Sunday Fear :-)


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    #41
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Am I the only one who reads fear as fear.. where fear = man ?
    just me? ok carry on


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    #42
    diomed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    Use the old plot twist.
    "Did you meet my identical twin brother last week?. He's a terrible drunk."


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    #43
    cruais
    Registered Users Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    Thanks for the posts! Given me a laugh.

    Today has been torture spent dodging my neighbours and looking after the little man. It can't end quick enough.

    I told my neighbour that the politician guy living on our road was a c u next tuesday.

    I think ill sell my house 😅


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    #44
    [Deleted User]
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    cruais wrote: »
    Thanks for the posts! Given me a laugh.

    Today has been torture spent dodging my neighbours and looking after the little man. It can't end quick enough.

    That's the wrong way to go about it, if I've the fear after a night out I'd go out of my way to bump into the people I was talking to etc as soon as possible as you just get meeting them out of the way, more often than not have been worrying about nothing and can forget about it.


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    #45
    posturingpat
    Registered Users Posts: 2,722 ✭✭✭posturingpat


    Went on a bit of a mad bender a few years back and woke up after a weekend on it to find my underpants soiled.

    Now the fear after that was something i'd never want to experience again.

    Your sore back doesn't feel quite so embarassing now does it :o


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    #46
    johnty56
    Registered Users Posts: 822 ✭✭✭johnty56


    posturingpat wrote: »
    Went on a bit of a mad bender a few years back and woke up after a weekend on it to find my underpants soiled.

    Now the fear after that was something i'd never want to experience again.

    Your sore back doesn't feel quite so embarassing now does it :o

    Now, just to be clear.. did you find your underpants soiled? Or did you soil your underpants?


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    #47
    posturingpat
    Registered Users Posts: 2,722 ✭✭✭posturingpat


    johnty56 wrote: »
    Now, just to be clear.. did you find your underpants soiled? Or did you soil your underpants?

    Well I found them soiled and although I've no recollection of soiling them I'm presuming someone didn't take them off and place **** in them so I'm guessing I was that drunk I went for a fart and got more than I bargained for.
    The odd thing is my bum was clean so I mustv got in and went for a poo afterwards.


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