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Best comeback response you got.

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  • 05-05-2016 12:02am
    #1
    Sweetemotion
    Registered Users Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭


    Just now I was


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    #2
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I'm thinking this is something to do with receiving a **** but I can't quite decipher your post.

    I swear, sometimes I think boards is making me dyslexic!


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    #3
    Tigger99
    Registered Users Posts: 6,247 ✭✭✭Tigger99


    I winced hard at that post. The description of your damaged manhood was also painful.


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    #4
    Sweetemotion
    Registered Users Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭Sweetemotion


    smash wrote: »
    I'm thinking this is something to do with receiving a **** but I can't quite decipher your post.

    I swear, sometimes I think boards is making me dyslexic!



    A


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    #5
    Armchair Andy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭Armchair Andy


    OP's girlfriend frigged herself.

    Next!


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    #6
    PARlance
    Registered Users Posts: 21,128 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Sounds like she didn't have a sweetmotion.


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    The Sidewards Man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    Dont spare the wd40.


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    #8
    DontThankMe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭DontThankMe


    The best i've heard is after i used a persons own insult against them they said:
    "If i wanted my own cum back i would of wiped it off your mothers chin"


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    Sweetemotion
    Registered Users Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭Sweetemotion


    smash wrote: »
    I'm thinking this is something to do with receiving a **** but I can't quite decipher your post.

    I swear, sometimes I think boards is making me dyslexic!


    Sorry Smash, can you please be gentle next time...


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    Sweetemotion
    Registered Users Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭Sweetemotion


    Hopefully deleted before quote.


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    #11
    B.A._Baracus
    Registered Users Posts: 11,188 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    "If you want my come back, you have to scrape it off your mum's teeth" - Jimmy Carr.


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    #12
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,265 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    New AH rule: first person to reply QUOTE THE DAMN POST.

    Smash - letting the side down here.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #13
    Mackman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭Mackman


    Oh yeah? Well, The Jerk store called, they're running out of you!


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    #14
    MarkAnthony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,934 ✭✭✭MarkAnthony


    Not directed at me but overheard at RAF Benson many years ago.

    "She asked you to give her eight inches and make her bleed so you fcuked her twice and smaked her in the nose."


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    not yet
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    Put your ace of hearts on that ya fcuker..


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    #16
    LizT
    Registered Users Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Dying to know what the op said now :(


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    #17
    stoplooklisten
    Registered Users Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭stoplooklisten


    if you want my best comeback, you better start scraping it off your ma's face.


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    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    LizT wrote: »
    Dying to know what the op said now :(
    Can a mod not bring it back?


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    LizT
    Registered Users Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    smash wrote: »
    Can a mod not bring it back?

    Ffs, I knew there would come a day when I regretted giving up modding AH :p


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    "Yeah? Well, so is your face!"

    drops mic


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    #21
    Birneybau
    Registered Users Posts: 10,269 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    stoplooklisten wrote: »
    if you want my best comeback, you better start scraping it off your ma's face.

    Funny the first time, second not so much. Yours was the third...


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    #22
    stoplooklisten
    Registered Users Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭stoplooklisten


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Funny the first time, second not so much. Yours was the third...

    Well your ma does have a lot of come on her face


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    #23
    Julez
    Registered Users Posts: 2,844 ✭✭✭Julez


    I was in the comedy tent at Electric Picnic a good few years ago, it was carpeted floor, so everyone was sitting down. Des Bishop was on stage and mid routine a guy stood up with a donkey head mask thing on and began to walk off. So, Des, thinking he'll have a bit of fun with it it, calls him out "Hey, where are you going?", the guy stops, turns, looks at him and says "This rooms only big enough for one ass". Oh, the laughs we had.


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    #24
    Birneybau
    Registered Users Posts: 10,269 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    stoplooklisten wrote: »
    Well your ma does have a lot of come on her face

    Bravo


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    #25
    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    LizT wrote: »
    Dying to know what the op said now :(

    I saw it, it's one of those things that will always be better in your imagination that it was in reality. You've not missed much :)


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    #26
    MarcoAntonio23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭MarcoAntonio23


    Get your fat arse out of the road, I haven't enough petrol to drive around you!


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    #27
    blue note
    Registered Users Posts: 4,539 ✭✭✭blue note


    Using all my smooth I asked a girl if her name was WiFi, because I'm feeling a connection.

    "sorry, I'm not giving you the password". I was impressed by her quick response to be fair.


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    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users Posts: 5,727 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    blue note wrote: »
    Using all my smooth I asked a girl if her name was WiFi, because I'm feeling a connection.

    "sorry, I'm not giving you the password". I was impressed by her quick response to be fair.

    Boolsh1t.


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    #29
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    blue note wrote: »
    Using all my smooth I asked a girl if her name was WiFi, because I'm feeling a connection.

    "sorry, I'm not giving you the password". I was impressed by her quick response to be fair.
    Did you tell her that luckily you're a rapist hacker?


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    #30
    blue note
    Registered Users Posts: 4,539 ✭✭✭blue note


    pappyodaniel wrote: »
    Boolsh1t.

    Wow, if I was going to make something up it would have been a lot more outlandish than that!


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    #31
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users Posts: 5,727 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    blue note wrote: »
    Wow, if I was going to make something up it would have been a lot more outlandish than that!

    I can't believe anyone could be that cheesy to come out with a line like that and her quick response just......

    Ah you know what? Ye are fu3king made for each other,


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