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The Noccers Interview Thread

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    #8702
    Bob Harris
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    A blow job.

    Why do people say 'I live alone with my son/daughter/mother...'
    Would that not be the very definition of not living alone?

    Indeed it would Bob, well observed.

    With birds finding places to live in houses and sheds is the art of nest building being lost?


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    #8703
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    That's the birds and the bees for ye. Go for **** to understand more.

    Some topic that gets massive coverage in the media that you don't give a fook about.


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    #8704
    Bob Harris
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    That's the birds and the bees for ye. Go for **** to understand more.

    Some topic that gets massive coverage in the media that you don't give a fook about.

    Politics.

    Did you do anyone a covid favour?


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    #8705
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Politics.

    Did you do anyone a covid favour?

    I did, I haven't been within 70km of my mother, otherwise she would be dead within days due to only having 50% lung capacity.

    Did you break any of the Covid-19 rules and guidelines?


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    #8706
    Bob Harris
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I did, I haven't been within 70km of my mother, otherwise she would be dead within days due to only having 50% lung capacity.

    Did you break any of the Covid-19 rules and guidelines?

    Very few without even trying not to.

    Why are dog farts particularly oderous?


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    #8707
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    Dog Farts are Oderous because fido is fed raw food. or something. not like when I was small, and you saw lots harder dog poo around.

    What other social media websites like facebook and boards.ie do you notice a decline in Post Quality in general? The ones that you're on. Out with it.


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    #8708
    Bob Harris
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Dog Farts are Oderous because fido is fed raw food. or something. not like when I was small, and you saw lots harder dog poo around.

    What other social media websites like facebook and boards.ie do you notice a decline in Post Quality in general? The ones that you're on. Out with it.

    The quality of calls into Joe Duffy has gone to the dogs.

    Pac-Man or Space Invaders?


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    #8709
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    The quality of calls into Joe Duffy has gone to the dogs.

    Pac-Man or Space Invaders?

    Space Invaders

    Was there any one game that you were fantastic at playing when young?


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    #8710
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    Burning Rubber / Car Action a 2d look down game you had to jump your car to avoid the water. Got fairly good at it.

    Did you use a television that did not have a 'remote' , and have the controls to the right of the screen?


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    #8711
    Bob Harris
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Burning Rubber / Car Action a 2d look down game you had to jump your car to avoid the water. Got fairly good at it.

    Did you use a television that did not have a 'remote' , and have the controls to the right of the screen?

    I even remember the black and white television.

    Do you have a rocking chair?


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    #8712
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    No. If I had the shekels though, I'd buy a branded oak one. again - if I had the money. I mean Louis Rossman has one.

    Did you ever refill an ink cartridge for a inkjet printer?


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    #8713
    Bob Harris
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    No. If I had the shekels though, I'd buy a branded oak one. again - if I had the money. I mean Louis Rossman has one.

    Did you ever refill an ink cartridge for a inkjet printer?

    I didn't.

    Have you ever painted on a canvas?


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    #8714
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    No. The canvas would be wasted with my "creation" shyte

    the last thing you broke like a joystick / tv remote / smartphone / coffee machine / player


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    #8715
    Bob Harris
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    No. The canvas would be wasted with my "creation" shyte

    the last thing you broke like a joystick / tv remote / smartphone / coffee machine / player

    The last thing was the sprinkler head of a watering can.

    Do you have any discoloured nails?


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    #8716
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    No. Pretty pink

    Ever say something sarcastic and it was taken seriously by the other party?


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    #8717
    Bob Harris
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    No. Pretty pink

    Ever say something sarcastic and it was taken seriously by the other party?

    All the time.

    What's lucky about horse shoes?


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    #8718
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    Forgotten why horseshoes are lucky.

    What kind of skin tattoo have you got. If you've no tattoo, then your closest aqaintance will do.


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    #8719
    Bob Harris
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    No. Pretty pink

    Ever say something sarcastic and it was taken seriously by the other party?

    All the time.

    What's lucky about horse shoes?


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    #8720
    Bob Harris
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Forgotten why horseshoes are lucky.

    What kind of skin tattoo have you got. If you've no tattoo, then your closest aqaintance will do.

    The last tattoo I had was from the inside of a chewing gum wrapper.

    Have you ever debated?


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    #8721
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    No.

    Do you run a Facebook page or YouTube channel?


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    #8722
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    Once a YouTube Partner, I now fail YouTube's %£^*& standards by a long while. I have no facebook page either now. I did have, but facebook's "advice" is complete and utter cheerleading claptrap, say no more about it.

    How do you deal in conversation with online snowflakes.


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    #8723
    Bob Harris
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    Once a YouTube Partner, I now fail YouTube's %£^*& standards by a long while. I have no facebook page either now. I did have, but facebook's "advice" is complete and utter cheerleading claptrap, say no more about it.

    How do you deal in conversation with online snowflakes.

    I use sophisticated software to determine their location and then relentlessly hunt them down.

    If were served vegetables and told they had been fertilised with human waste would you eat them?


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    #8724
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    Bob Harris wrote: »

    If were served vegetables and told they had been fertilised with human waste would you eat them?

    Show me your Michelin Stars. No, Rachel Allen does'nt figure I'm afraid.

    Were you ever a Rawley in the Scouts. What comes to mind as being a Rawly in the scouts. Tell me about your shovelling experience.


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    #8725
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    No I wasn't in the scouts ever.

    Is thread getting more than a whiff of 'night-soil' about it?


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    #8726
    Bob Harris
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    No I wasn't in the scouts ever.

    Is thread getting more than a whiff of 'night-soil' about it?

    There's a whiff of something.

    An bhfuil gaeilge agat?


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    #8727
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    Cupla focal.

    Caen t'am an lae a dhaenen tu uimhir a do sna folcadan?


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    #8728
    Bob Harris
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Cupla focal.

    Caen t'am an lae a dhaenen tu uimhir a do sna folcadan?

    When it's time.

    What's your IQ?


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    #8729
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    When it's time.

    What's your IQ?

    I Question

    If asked to pick a random number between 1 and 10, would you generally pick the same number each time?


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    #8730
    Bob Harris
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    I Question

    If asked to pick a random number between 1 and 10, would you generally pick the same number each time?

    I'd go for whatever one came into my head.

    What's your last purchase that was delivered late?


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    #8731
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I'd go for whatever one came into my head.

    What's your last purchase that was delivered late?

    A gaming chair that took 3 weeks to deliver

    Would you drive an articulated truck for a living?


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