The Noccers Interview Thread

Bob Harris

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Lilyhammer

Favourite pasta dish?.

I don't have any dishes made from pasta.

Ever been to a tribute band gig?

Gremlinertia

Bob Harris wrote: »

I don't have any dishes made from pasta.

Ever been to a tribute band gig?

Haha I've been to a few tribute acts, ac/dc, Rory Gallagher, jimi Hendrix etc.

Do you have a favourite type of music?

Bob Harris

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Haha I've been to a few tribute acts, ac/dc, Rory Gallagher, jimi Hendrix etc.

Do you have a favourite type of music?

Good music is my favourite.

Do you think the internet should be turned off to reset it?

Nah.

As a kid did you own a Wind- Up Toy?

Bob Harris

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Nah.

As a kid did you own a Wind- Up Toy?

I have some sort of recollection of one but not sure exactly.

In what order is your cutlery separated in the drawer?

Bob Harris

Bob Harris wrote: »

I have some sort of recollection of one but not sure exactly.

In what order is your cutlery separated in the drawer?

Knives, forks, tablespoons, teaspoons and then 2 sections for everything else.

Do you have daily use cutlery and separate cutlery for special occasions?

Yes, and the last time the special cutlery was used was about 30 years ago. It just sits in its drawer since that era.

What is the shortest lived toy you owned before it broken.

Bob Harris

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Yes, and the last time the special cutlery was used was about 30 years ago. It just sits in its drawer since that era.

What is the shortest lived toy you owned before it broken.

Slightly odd that I was thinking of this only the other day.

I went over to the local shop to get a football. Once of those crappy plastic ones that would break your foot on a cold day. I think it cost about 2/3 pounds (this is late 80's). Brought it home and I'd say within 30 minutes it had a thorn in it and was punctured. I walked all the way back and demanded another which I eventually got but that one didn't last long either.

Do you ever hear the word whippersnapper used anymore?

Bishop of hope

Bob Harris wrote: »

Slightly odd that I was thinking of this only the other day.

I went over to the local shop to get a football. Once of those crappy plastic ones that would break your foot on a cold day. I think it cost about 2/3 pounds (this is late 80's). Brought it home and I'd say within 30 minutes it had a thorn in it and was punctured. I walked all the way back and demanded another which I eventually got but that one didn't last long either.

Do you ever hear the word whippersnapper used anymore?

God, I was called that many times in my life, but thinking about it its one of those phrases that has been forgotten it seems. Haven't heard it in a long time.

Does it take long for you to get to work with traffic?

Bishop of hope

Bob Harris wrote: »

Whatever roadkill I find on the way home.

What do you think the standard rate of VAT should be?

Ours is high, 23%, probably around 20% would be better, but the state probably needs the extra cash.

Have you ever been in an accident where someone was killed?

Jesus.

No.



Did you play video games on a work computer?

Bob Harris

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Jesus.

No.



Did you play video games on a work computer?

Not often. Too busy watching porn at work.

Have you ever been paid for what you recycle?

When I was small, I would give back my empty club orange bottle and get 10p in exhange.

Have you a dislike for any particular social media company?

Bob Harris

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When I was small, I would give back my empty club orange bottle and get 10p in exhange.

Have you a dislike for any particular social media company?

Disdain mostly.

If a dog's hearing is so good, why don't they wake themselves when they snore?

Bob Harris

Bob Harris wrote: »

Disdain mostly.

If a dog's hearing is so good, why don't they wake themselves when they snore?

So are cat's. They don't wake themselves up either.

The last time your plans for the day were completely and utterly messed up by the weather.

[Deleted User]

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So are cat's. They don't wake themselves up either.

The last time your plans for the day were completely and utterly messed up by the weather.

Today, I was planning to go to the beach in Dingle at 4pm but it might be a bit too breezy.

When will you take down the Christmas tree?

Bob Harris

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Today, I was planning to go to the beach in Dingle at 4pm but it might be a bit too breezy.

When will you take down the Christmas tree?

I think I'll leave it where it is in the garage.

Favourite Shakespearian play?

Othello the motor of venice

Did you ever break some electronic device?

Bishop of hope

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Othello the motor of venice

Did you ever break some electronic device?

Quite a few, though never intentionally.

How do you wind down to get ready for sleep?

Bob Harris

Bishop of hope wrote: »

Quite a few, though never intentionally.

How do you wind down to get ready for sleep?

I turn off the light and put my head on the pillow.

Have you encountered any grumpy people yet this morning?

No, because I have'nt encountered anybody, familiar or stranger yet.

What did you rant, about last, online,

Bob Harris

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No, because I have'nt encountered anybody, familiar or stranger yet.

What did you rant, about last, online,

Paul Pogba being an overrated show pony.

What do you put on your suitcase to identity it on the carousel?

Sticker from the passenger desk / kiosk.

What was your last fu¢k up, workplace or else where.

Bishop of hope

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Sticker from the passenger desk / kiosk.

What was your last fu¢k up, workplace or else where.

Broke the wing mirror of my car yesterday while walking by it with a ladder.

Do you clean your own windows?

Bob Harris

Bishop of hope wrote: »

Broke the wing mirror of my car yesterday while walking by it with a ladder.

Do you clean your own windows?

I do, I run an antivirus every so often.

Have those Indians ever called to fix your windows?

Bishop of hope

Bob Harris wrote: »

I do, I run an antivirus every so often.

Have those Indians ever called to fix your windows?

Lol, not lately.

Have you had breakfast yet?

Bob Harris

Bishop of hope wrote: »

Lol, not lately.

Have you had breakfast yet?

Breakfast is like Amercian Express. Don't leave home without it.

Was the Pokemon Go craze one of humanity's greatest embarrassments?

Bob Harris

Bob Harris wrote: »

Breakfast is like Amercian Express. Don't leave home without it.

Was the Pokemon Go craze one of humanity's greatest embarrassments?

No. Definitely not one of our embarrassments but a bit gobshìtery all the same.

When was the last time you had to make a big decision?

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No. Definitely not one of our embarrassments but a bit gobshìtery all the same.

When was the last time you had to make a big decision?

At the weekend. Do we put the expensive and the sentimental decorations on the Xmas tree or leave them off until next year (We have a kitten who likes climbing the tree and playing with the decorations).

How much water did you drink yesterday?

Tap water: a mug.

What is the last act of spite you heard of someone doing