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What Are Your Weekend Plans?

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  • 30-04-2016 8:51pm
    #1
    [Deleted User]
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    I remember long weekends used to instil an irrational pressure in me to do things. Go to the pub, go for dinner, go away. Anything that began with the word "go" and involved having to be social. Now that I'm an old woman of 34 who spends much of her times shuffling from one room to next amid bouts of forgetfulness I have become content to do whatever I please.

    Tonight I am resplendent in bright pink jammies that are covered in stars. Bed is my domain and I have a bottle of Blue Moon and crime stories for company. Also a tray of blackberries because I'm interesting like that.

    Come lay your head on my bosoms and share your weekend plans with me.


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    #2
    hairyslug
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    4 year olds birthday party tomorrow,I'm gonna tear up that ball pit


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    #3
    [Deleted User]
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    That sounds em well yes. A ball pit would be fun though!!


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    Poor Uncle Tom
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    Gathering a bad mind to nip out to the local sheebeen, I imagine there will be a couple of sheep (sha) farmers, the mechanic, horse breeder, the undertaker and Jony the dog will be there. Or I could stay in.....

    dunno yet.....

    I like your offer though.....:p


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    I had a half day Wed and was off Thurs & Fri, went to Punchestown races for 2 days and did some shopping in Kildare Village.

    Weekend was going to be nothingness but I'm collecting money for a charity that I like tomorrow, was at the gym today, cooked a nice omelette just there..... Monday is free currently :)


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    TG1
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    Resplendent in my Harry potter pjs with reruns of would I lie to you on the iPad and a bottle of Santa Rita 120 sauvignon Blanc and the neighbours dog for company.

    To be honest I'm struggling to think of how the mad days of Rachmaninoff vodka and sweaty nightclubs were more fun!


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    gifted
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    Maxing it to the G......spent today baking apple tart with my 51/2 year old girl....done colouring with my 4 year old girl and argued with my 7 year old girl all day......I love it


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    TG1 wrote: »
    Resplendent in my Harry potter pjs with reruns of would I lie to you on the iPad and a bottle of Santa Rita 120 sauvignon Blanc and the neighbours dog for company.

    To be honest I'm struggling to think of how the mad days of Rachmaninoff vodka and sweaty nightclubs were more fun!

    A woman after my own heart :)

    Although I wouldn't say no to a sweaty nightclub right about now.


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    mansize
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    Tearing it up- YOLO

    I just mopped the floors


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    #10
    SEPT 23 1989
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    A cat,rain and vim under the sink and both bars on


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    Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »
    Gathering a bad mind to nip out to the local sheebeen, I imagine there will be a couple of sheep (sha) farmers, the mechanic, horse breeder, the undertaker and Jony the dog will be there. Or I could stay in.....

    dunno yet.....

    I like your offer though.....:p

    Don't stay in. Every sheebeen needs a Poor Uncle Tom.


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    Fox_In_Socks
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    Nothing. I wonder what normal people do?


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    Ted_YNWA
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    I am munching grapes & watching the snooker.

    have a mountain of ironing to get through tomorrow.

    Real wild life here.



    Yay for resting my head on your bosom though Perse


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    Akrasia
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    I've got a shovel a wheelbarrow and 20 tonnes of top soil that won't move itself.

    Actually delighted to finally get to do the garden. We've been trying to buy this house for 2 years, renting it for the past year and the sale has finally closed (almost)


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    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    I am munching grapes & watching the snooker.

    have a mountain of ironing to get through tomorrow.

    Real wild life here.



    Yay for resting my head on your bosom though Perse

    Ted you know I will always make space for you :p


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    Akrasia
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    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    I am munching grapes & watching the snooker.

    have a mountain of ironing to get through tomorrow.

    Real wild life here.



    Yay for resting my head on your bosom though Perse

    I like Selby but come on Fu!


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    Ted_YNWA
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Ted you know I will always make space for you :p

    You mean I have to share :eek:


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    Pac1Man
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Come lay your head on my bosoms and share your weekend plans with me.

    Add me on Bebo


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    boobar
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    Contemplating going for a pint...

    Or I might just stream a movie and relax....

    Or catch up on some reading....

    Or I might do all 3...


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    Grandeeod
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    I can't lay my head on your wotsits, but I'm semi jarred. Home alone all weekend as the OH and munchkin have gone exploring. Second night in and I'm loving it! Just about to mill the last beer and then sit down to a nice sirloin steak and trimmings while watching An American Werewolf in London.


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    Ted_YNWA
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    Akrasia wrote: »
    I like Selby but come on Fu!

    Similar myself here.

    Might even take an extreme walk on wild side & make some more tae.

    When did I become an old man?


    Where did I leave my slippers..


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    Poor Uncle Tom
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    Don't stay in. Every sheebeen needs a Poor Uncle Tom.

    You're right, why should I give them an easy night?

    Saturday night is the only night we won't have the swearing preacher, he needs his beauty sleep for his Sunday morning special.


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    Oh I should have added in my op that I don't want to hear about any kind of fun and interesting plans and certainly no lovey dovey mushy crap.

    Anyone who posts in such a manner will be banned.



    :p


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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Oh I should have added in my op that I don't want to hear about any kind of fun and interesting plans and certainly no lovey dovey mushy crap.

    Anyone who posts in such a manner will be banned.



    :p

    I'm going to go shift my boyfriend...IN SPACE


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    #25
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    Amora Yellow Yardage wrote: »
    I'm going to go shift my boyfriend...IN SPACE

    FÜCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








    Ah no. I'm joking :)


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    FizzleSticks
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    Fox_In_Socks
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    Amora Yellow Yardage wrote: »
    I'm going to go shift my boyfriend...IN SPACE

    Physically move him in space/time?

    Whereabouts? Or to be more accurate, from where to where?


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    Ted_YNWA
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Oh I should have added in my op that I don't want to hear about any kind of fun and interesting plans and certainly no lovey dovey mushy crap.

    Anyone who posts in such a manner will be banned.



    :p

    So letting me rest my head on your bosom is a banable event now.


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    #29
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    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    So letting me rest my head on your bosom is a banable event now.

    No because it isn't lovey dovey mushy crap :p

    Now back to talking about plans.


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    Fox_In_Socks wrote: »
    Physically move him in space/time?

    Whereabouts? Or to be more accurate, from where to where?

    To Sexytown and back again!

    Na, sit on opposite sides of the room, in silence, on different devices probably :D


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    Gwynplaine
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    Snooker, food, snooker, tea, snooker, food, snooker, bed.
    Repeat
    Repeat


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