What Are Your Weekend Plans?

I remember long weekends used to instil an irrational pressure in me to do things. Go to the pub, go for dinner, go away. Anything that began with the word "go" and involved having to be social. Now that I'm an old woman of 34 who spends much of her times shuffling from one room to next amid bouts of forgetfulness I have become content to do whatever I please.

Tonight I am resplendent in bright pink jammies that are covered in stars. Bed is my domain and I have a bottle of Blue Moon and crime stories for company. Also a tray of blackberries because I'm interesting like that.

Come lay your head on my bosoms and share your weekend plans with me.

hairyslug

4 year olds birthday party tomorrow,I'm gonna tear up that ball pit

That sounds em well yes. A ball pit would be fun though!!

Poor Uncle Tom

Gathering a bad mind to nip out to the local sheebeen, I imagine there will be a couple of sheep (sha) farmers, the mechanic, horse breeder, the undertaker and Jony the dog will be there. Or I could stay in.....

dunno yet.....

I like your offer though.....:p

I had a half day Wed and was off Thurs & Fri, went to Punchestown races for 2 days and did some shopping in Kildare Village.

Weekend was going to be nothingness but I'm collecting money for a charity that I like tomorrow, was at the gym today, cooked a nice omelette just there..... Monday is free currently

TG1

Resplendent in my Harry potter pjs with reruns of would I lie to you on the iPad and a bottle of Santa Rita 120 sauvignon Blanc and the neighbours dog for company.

To be honest I'm struggling to think of how the mad days of Rachmaninoff vodka and sweaty nightclubs were more fun!

gifted

Maxing it to the G......spent today baking apple tart with my 51/2 year old girl....done colouring with my 4 year old girl and argued with my 7 year old girl all day......I love it

TG1

TG1 wrote: »

Resplendent in my Harry potter pjs with reruns of would I lie to you on the iPad and a bottle of Santa Rita 120 sauvignon Blanc and the neighbours dog for company.

To be honest I'm struggling to think of how the mad days of Rachmaninoff vodka and sweaty nightclubs were more fun!

A woman after my own heart

Although I wouldn't say no to a sweaty nightclub right about now.

mansize

Tearing it up- YOLO

I just mopped the floors

SEPT 23 1989

A cat,rain and vim under the sink and both bars on

Poor Uncle Tom

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

Gathering a bad mind to nip out to the local sheebeen, I imagine there will be a couple of sheep (sha) farmers, the mechanic, horse breeder, the undertaker and Jony the dog will be there. Or I could stay in.....

dunno yet.....

I like your offer though.....:p

Don't stay in. Every sheebeen needs a Poor Uncle Tom.

Fox_In_Socks

Nothing. I wonder what normal people do?

Ted_YNWA

I am munching grapes & watching the snooker.

have a mountain of ironing to get through tomorrow.

Real wild life here.



Yay for resting my head on your bosom though Perse

Akrasia

I've got a shovel a wheelbarrow and 20 tonnes of top soil that won't move itself.

Actually delighted to finally get to do the garden. We've been trying to buy this house for 2 years, renting it for the past year and the sale has finally closed (almost)

Ted_YNWA

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I am munching grapes & watching the snooker.

have a mountain of ironing to get through tomorrow.

Real wild life here.



Yay for resting my head on your bosom though Perse

Ted you know I will always make space for you

Akrasia

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I am munching grapes & watching the snooker.

have a mountain of ironing to get through tomorrow.

Real wild life here.



Yay for resting my head on your bosom though Perse

I like Selby but come on Fu!

Ted_YNWA

Deleted User wrote: »

Ted you know I will always make space for you

You mean I have to share :eek:

Pac1Man

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Come lay your head on my bosoms and share your weekend plans with me.

Add me on Bebo

boobar

Contemplating going for a pint...

Or I might just stream a movie and relax....

Or catch up on some reading....

Or I might do all 3...

Grandeeod

I can't lay my head on your wotsits, but I'm semi jarred. Home alone all weekend as the OH and munchkin have gone exploring. Second night in and I'm loving it! Just about to mill the last beer and then sit down to a nice sirloin steak and trimmings while watching An American Werewolf in London.

Ted_YNWA

Akrasia wrote: »

I like Selby but come on Fu!

Similar myself here.

Might even take an extreme walk on wild side & make some more tae.

When did I become an old man?


Where did I leave my slippers..

Poor Uncle Tom

Deleted User wrote: »

Don't stay in. Every sheebeen needs a Poor Uncle Tom.

You're right, why should I give them an easy night?

Saturday night is the only night we won't have the swearing preacher, he needs his beauty sleep for his Sunday morning special.

Oh I should have added in my op that I don't want to hear about any kind of fun and interesting plans and certainly no lovey dovey mushy crap.

Anyone who posts in such a manner will be banned.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Deleted User wrote: »

Oh I should have added in my op that I don't want to hear about any kind of fun and interesting plans and certainly no lovey dovey mushy crap.

Anyone who posts in such a manner will be banned.

I'm going to go shift my boyfriend...IN SPACE

Amora Yellow Yardage

Amora Yellow Yardage wrote: »

I'm going to go shift my boyfriend...IN SPACE

FÜCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








Ah no. I'm joking

FizzleSticks

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Fox_In_Socks

Amora Yellow Yardage wrote: »

I'm going to go shift my boyfriend...IN SPACE

Physically move him in space/time?

Whereabouts? Or to be more accurate, from where to where?

Ted_YNWA

Deleted User wrote: »

Oh I should have added in my op that I don't want to hear about any kind of fun and interesting plans and certainly no lovey dovey mushy crap.

Anyone who posts in such a manner will be banned.

So letting me rest my head on your bosom is a banable event now.

Ted_YNWA

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

So letting me rest my head on your bosom is a banable event now.

No because it isn't lovey dovey mushy crap

Now back to talking about plans.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

Physically move him in space/time?

Whereabouts? Or to be more accurate, from where to where?

To Sexytown and back again!

Na, sit on opposite sides of the room, in silence, on different devices probably

Gwynplaine

Snooker, food, snooker, tea, snooker, food, snooker, bed.
Repeat
Repeat

Fox_In_Socks

Amora Yellow Yardage wrote: »

To Sexytown and back again!

Na, sit on opposite sides of the room, in silence, on different devices probably

That's the job. With a sliding screen to mask each others breathing, as well. :pac:

Fox_In_Socks

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

That's the job. With a sliding screen to mask each others breathing, as well. :pac:

I like foxes. I like soxes. I like you!

Fox_In_Socks

Deleted User wrote: »

I like foxes. I like soxes. I like you!

Only freaks don't like foxes.

If only someone would give me a saucer of beer to lap up

dusty207

VJMC show in the National Exhibition Centre in Swords, have a bike in it, happy days :):), then work Monday :mad::mad::mad:

mud

Deleted User wrote: »

Oh I should have added in my op that I don't want to hear about any kind of fun and interesting plans and certainly no lovey dovey mushy crap.

Anyone who posts in such a manner will be banned.

Had many, many wonderful plans for the weekend but because of a cold sore I'm lying on my bed watching Six Feet Under and contemplating ringing for a chipper delivery. Sad (ravaged) face.

TG1

mud wrote: »

Had many, many wonderful plans for the weekend but because of a cold sore I'm lying on my bed watching Six Feet Under and contemplating ringing for a chipper delivery. Sad (ravaged) face.

Wonderful plans are usually overrated and lead to eventual dissapointment... Chippers never do!

My own plans have increased in excitement. The pizza man is on his way.

Akrasia

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Similar myself here.

Might even take an extreme walk on wild side & make some more tae.

When did I become an old man?


Where did I leave my slippers..

Aaaah the snooker just went off! .... Oh wait it's back on. Panic Is when you think your TV might have just died

the evasion_kid

Organise my music collection into alphabetical order then start on the books,book a flight to Vietnam and probably spend the rest of the weekend fishing..

failinis

Going to work on my book tomorrow, and go to St Ives on Monday for May Day Festival.
Or Padstow, but to be honest Ives is easier to reach.

maudgonner

failinis wrote: »

Going to work on my book tomorrow, and go to St Ives on Monday for May Day Festival.
Or Padstow, but to be honest Ives is easier to reach.

Also, if you go to St Ives you might meet a man with seven wives. You'd hardly get the likes of that in Padstow. :pac:

the evasion_kid

the evasion_kid wrote: »

Organise my music collection into alphabetical order then start on the books,book a flight to Vietnam and probably spend the rest of the weekend fishing..

Fishing eh???

the evasion_kid

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Fishing eh???

It's good for the sole..

failinis

maudgonner wrote: »

Also, if you go to St Ives you might meet a man with seven wives. You'd hardly get the likes of that in Padstow. :pac:

:P My mind has been made up now! Trying to get someone to tag along with me, I keep ending up in fishing villages by myself with the locals saying "that accent not local".

Akrasia

the evasion_kid wrote: »

Organise my music collection into alphabetical order then start on the books,book a flight to Vietnam and probably spend the rest of the weekend fishing..

I don't remember the Vietnam trip in High Fidelity. Maybe it was on the directors cut

mansize

This boxing is boring

the evasion_kid

Akrasia wrote: »

I don't remember the Vietnam trip in High Fidelity. Maybe it was on the directors cut

That reminds me...top 5 travel destinations...

Akrasia

mansize wrote: »

This boxing is boring

Turn on the snooker... Unless you're putting things in boxes, in which case you should make a game out of it. Count how many things you can put into boxes in an hour and then try to beat that record

the evasion_kid

the evasion_kid wrote: »

That reminds me...top 5 travel destinations...

Get your own thread!!!!!!

Akrasia

the evasion_kid wrote: »

That reminds me...top 5 travel destinations...

Koala Lumpur has to be one of them