First Dates Ireland *read first post*

johnpatrick81

deadanonymau5 wrote: »

No sh.it Sherlock.

I was obviously poking fun at the creeps who were looking up the Sligo womans LinkedIn. It was pretty much all that was posted about previously after all. Pay attention next time :pac: Youre no Patrick Jane.

Haha well the joke's on you pal as it matched up with your slightly unbalanced vitriol at that whole shenanigans.

She wasn't a patch on our lovely Jemma anyways :pac:

JeffKenna

deadanonymau5 wrote: »

No sh.it Sherlock.

I was obviously poking fun at the creeps who were looking up the Sligo womans LinkedIn. It was pretty much all that was posted about previously after all. Pay attention next time :pac: Youre no Patrick Jane.

Are you seriously on the same rant a week later?? Christ someone needs to get a life, fast!

Bandana boy

Of course they all have lovely bottoms

deadanonymau5

johnpatrick81 wrote: »

Haha! Yer man runs Gary Scully Fitness. Seems the gorgeous Gemma wasn't added to his friends list :pac::(

johnpatrick81 wrote: »

Even Brennans bread and Lucozade love Gemma!

https://twitter.com/LucozadeIreland/status/976216775401574400

johnpatrick81 wrote: »

Oh she's there alright, the lovely Ms Lavin

johnpatrick81 wrote: »

Only one way to settle this lads,


http://i.imgur.com/ZZJmN7r.gif

johnpatrick81 wrote: »

Who knows, Elm or JeffKenna could be the one for Gemma afterall :pac: You could have just killed cupid Pixelburp!

johnpatrick81 wrote: »

Haha well the joke's on you pal as it matched up with your slightly unbalanced vitriol at that whole shenanigans.

She wasn't a patch on our lovely Jemma anyways :pac:

The only joke in here is you and your weirdo friend. Didnt realise you were one of the creeps :pac::pac::pac::pac:


















Even stalking the lad :eek:

deadanonymau5

JeffKenna wrote: »

Are you seriously on the same rant a week later?? Christ someone needs to get a life, fast!

It wasnt a rant, I had to explain something to JohnPatrick as hes a little slow. I need to get a life? :rolleyes:

Coming from the weirdo who wrote this tripe :pac: Dont get mad at the because your 'road trip' to Sligo go wrong :pac::pac::pac:

JeffKenna wrote: »

Are you sure the gorgeous Gemma is on facebook??

Asking for a friend!

JeffKenna wrote: »

Would it be stalkerish to add her?

JeffKenna wrote: »

Said I'd go for it!

She's mine....keep away!!!!!!!!!

JeffKenna wrote: »

She's also on LinkedIn....

JeffKenna wrote: »

Road trip to Sligo if anyone wants to come?

johnpatrick81

I guess someone recently found out how to multi quote and is damn well gonna use that amazing new hobby :pac:

The irony is so hilarious here

Keep digging buddy!!

deadanonymau5

johnpatrick81 wrote: »

I guess someone recently found out how to multi quote and is damn well gonna use that amazing new hobby :pac:

The irony is so hilarious here

Keep digging buddy!!

Oh wow, I quoted a few posts, you really got me there! "Amazing".

Yes, you're a loser smitten with a girl you saw on tv for 10 minutes and posting your creepy thoughts about her like a 40 year old virgin. Its equally hilarious and pathetic.

deadanonymau5

deadanonymau5 wrote: »

Oh wow, I quoted a few posts, you really got me there! "Amazing".

Yes, you're a loser smitten with a girl you saw on tv for 10 minutes and posting your creepy thoughts about her like a 40 year old virgin. Its equally hilarious and pathetic.

dude..harsh..

johnpatrick81

deadanonymau5 wrote: »

Oh wow, I quoted a few posts, you really got me there! "Amazing".

Yes, you're a loser smitten with a girl you saw on tv for 10 minutes and posting your creepy thoughts about her like a 40 year old virgin. Its equally hilarious and pathetic.

Oh boy I really shouldn’t bite, but heck, I’m bored...and getting paid at work...so...

Firstly, and most importantly, nobody, not even the daters you seem strangely defensive of, gives an absolute fvck about this strange little crusade you are on.

Secondly, you’ve heard of Twitter right? And this thing called a hash tag? Still with me? Now imagine the daters, and their businesses, joining in the discussion, and hey, willingly promoting themselves and their businesses. Then look up the definition of “stalking”. Then google “stupidity” and work on that.

Finally, haha you try and paint a picture about me personally for some weird reason. You’ve lost the plot here. Yet I can click your username and see your posts and within 5 seconds know you spend most your time playing FIFA and joined boards to talk about your farting in public problem. So you’ve moved onto this new strange obsession.

So the mods will probably have to come clean this mess up, like your mommy has to cleanup your messy pants, so get back to shouting at some 12 year old American kid on FIFA and let the thread go back to the way it was before you farted all over it

JeffKenna

johnpatrick81 wrote: »

So the mods will probably have to come clean this mess up, like your mommy has to cleanup your messy pants

Classic hahahaha!!!

Mr E

Get a room lads.

Move on please.

deadanonymau5

johnpatrick81 wrote: »

Firstly, and most importantly, nobody, not even the daters you seem strangely defensive of, gives an absolute fvck about this strange little crusade you are on.

Firstly, Im not on a crusade. I just posted a little joke and you got your knickers in a twist. If you didnt give a fvck you wouldnt have replied but you did, so you do give a fvck.

johnpatrick81 wrote: »

look up the definition of “stalking”. Then google “stupidity” and work on that.

I don't need to look up and google simple words because unlike you Im not dim. Im sorry you had to spend your time looking up words. Hopefully youll remember what they mean now.

johnpatrick81 wrote: »

I can click your username and see your posts and within 5 seconds know you spend most your time playing FIFA

I spend most of my time time playing FIFA because I have 43 posts in a FIFA forum? Youve 62 posts in the FIFA/PES forum... so you must play more than me! :pac:

I can also click your username and see you have 1829 posts :eek: in the reality TV forum, so going by your logic you spend your life watching other people on TV :pac: Maybe you should get your own life.

johnpatrick81 wrote: »

get back to shouting at some 12 year old American kid on FIFA and let the thread go back to the way it was before you farted all over it

Oh, good one. I would go back to FIFA but I dont play as much as you do

johnpatrick81 wrote: »

So the mods will probably have to come clean this mess up, like your mommy has to cleanup your messy pants

Oh good one. Very witty.... Surely you heard better insults than that on TV considering you spend your life watching TV (1829 posts...WOW)

johnpatrick81 wrote: »

Oh boy I really shouldn’t bite, but heck, I’m bored...and getting paid at work...so...

Yeah you shouldnt have embarrassed yourself :pac:

Mr E wrote: »

Get a room lads.

Move on please.

Its only fair that I respond. Im done now

johnpatrick81

Strazdas

Caught up with this episode on Player last night.

Bad teeth guy looked nearer to 60 than 47. The two of them were nice enough but I'm not convinced either of them were serious about a relationship, seeing as neither had been on a date in many years.

The horse girl was a bit of an acquired taste, that laugh of hers was very loud and distracting.

I got a bit of a lesbian vibe off the chicken farmer lady, her look was unconventional for a straight woman in her forties. Her date actually seemed pretty sound and he was gutted when she turned him down.

bogmanfan

I'm convinced that most participants lie about their age, both on the Irish and UK versions. Was watching a UK episode on E4 the other night and two daters who claimed to be around 35 looked at least 50.

plodder

BetsyEllen wrote: »

Oh yes I forgot to mention abuot when she said No!
She was a cool lady and someone I think I'd like a lot but I did not like the way she turned him down. Far too direct and blunt - it was a real shame and he seemed a really nice man!

Just watching it on repeat now, and that was a brutal put down all right. He looked shell shocked. Pity, as they seemed a nice couple.

AI woman is something else, but he seems able for her. :pac:

ANDREWMUFC

blimey ur wans a tank

krustydoyle

I used to chase girls like the horse wanker for years.. Mad that I'm only realizing it now

plodder

On the paying thing. It seems like some lads just decide to insist on it, and what's the girl going to do, start a fight?

Oh awkward, the red haired chap not taking no for an answer ...

Nekarsulm

plodder wrote: »

AI woman is something else, but he seems able for her. :pac:

I liked her recounting how she brought her elderly mother to see "50 shades of grey."
Yer man asks "How did that turn out?"
"She said she liked it well enough, untill he started fùckin batein her."

The mother is a better film critic than the woman they have on Newstalk!

mystic86

Nekarsulm wrote: »

The mother is a better film critic than the woman they have on Newstalk!

That wouldn't be hard... :P

wakka12

bogmanfan wrote: »

I'm convinced that most participants lie about their age, both on the Irish and UK versions. Was watching a UK episode on E4 the other night and two daters who claimed to be around 35 looked at least 50.

Its just very common for british and irish people to look significantly older than their age tbh

JeffKenna

Here's hoping they'll show the lovely Gemma again...

Dtp1979

JeffKenna wrote: »

Here's hoping they'll show the lovely Gemma again...

Lord don’t start him off again

Thargor

I always thought that was cruel putting that nice culchie guy with that drunk one.

368100

Ugh....compilation episode

wakka12

Why so little running commentary tonight eh..? Didnt get a chance to watch it tonight. Must be ****e

368100

wakka12 wrote: »

Why so little running commentary tonight eh..? Didnt get a chance to watch it tonight. Must be ****e

Its just a repeat of a few different shows

dee_mc

Aw they cheaped out big time! I thought we were having a proper post mortem? Did I dream that?!

Thargor

First Dates UK new series starting on Ch4 right now.