chocolate pizza

Samsgirl

Mr Sam brought home a dessert pizza this evening. Kind of chocolate pizza. It was vile. Just wrong.
Chocolate and pizza should never mix.

Mickey H

Chocolate pizza = wrong

Fleawuss

He's guilty.

Lisha

My children spotted it in shop freezer lately. They are heartbroken I won't buy it. But I'm scared of Eva Orsmund.....and childhood obesity .

Samsgirl

Oooh, don't buy it!! Mr Sam did the food shopping this weekend as I have been sick. He took the opportunity to buy it as I have been saying no for weeks.

The_Valeyard

Samsgirl wrote: »

Oooh, don't buy it!! Mr Sam did the food shopping this weekend as I have been sick. He took the opportunity to buy it as I have been saying no for weeks.

I say fair play to Mr. Sam for giving it a go. Legend.

Ulysses Gaze

Samsgirl wrote: »

Mr Sam brought home a dessert pizza this evening. Kind of chocolate pizza. It was vile. Just wrong.
Chocolate and pizza should never mix.

Neither should Pineapple and Pizza.

It's just wrong.

Lisha

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

Neither should Pineapple and Pizza.

It's just wrong.

I lurve pineapple on pizza...

Howjoe1

Samsgirl wrote: »

Mr Sam brought home a dessert pizza this evening. Kind of chocolate pizza. It was vile. Just wrong.
Chocolate and pizza should never mix.

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Ciderswigger

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

Neither should Pineapple and Pizza.

It's just wrong.

Say whaaaaaaa?!!! Pineapple on pizza is AMAZING!

Canadel

I like a pizza chocolate now and again but chocolate pizza is just too far.

iguana

What's the difference between a chocolate pizza and a chocolate tart?

Samsgirl

Ham, mushrooms, onion, sweetcorn and pineapple is the king of pizza.

josip

Kiddo loves nutellla spread over egg fried french bread

Samsgirl

iguana wrote: »

What's the difference between a chocolate pizza and a chocolate tart?

Chocolate tart has a sweet pastry case but the pizza is regular pizza base with chocolate on it.

fleet_admiral

Chicken, goats cheese, mushrooms and pesto make the tastiest pizza on Earth

josip

Anchovies, won't someone think of the anchovies..

mad muffin

The only chocolate that should be consumed with pizza, should come in ice cream form.

wendell borton

Ewww, the thought makes me gag.

SEPT 23 1989

What brand of chocolate do these maniacs use in these experimental Italian pies?

wendell borton

Some sort of brown choc flavoured gloop.

iguana

Thread has inspired me to make a white chocolate tart with a chocolate pastry base for my mum's birthday cake. I'll definitely need to do a few trial runs first though.

Fr_Dougal

Disgusting looking things. No wonder people are becoming obese with this garbage being marketed at us.

Samsgirl

iguana wrote: »

Thread has inspired me to make a white chocolate tart with a chocolate pastry base for my mum's birthday cake. I'll definitely need to do a few trial runs first though.

Can you send some around to my house?

uch

Durty Bástard, tell him you want chicken Balls with Jam

Irish Guitarist

Was it a chocolate brownie Goodfellas? I bought one of those a few months ago and it tasted vile. I tried it again the next day and it tasted more edible when it was cold.

Samsgirl

Yes! That's the one. Can't try it tomorrow though as it's gone in the bin.

Annasopra

I had a nutella pizza for dessert recently in a pizza restaurant and it was delicious

Yamanoto

Samsgirl wrote: »

Ham, mushrooms, onion, sweetcorn and pineapple is the king of pizza.

The Garda station special.

Washed down with some nice TK and a bitta barmbrack for afters.

Tar.Aldarion

The apple crumble one of the same brand tastes class though. Like a fresh warn apple pastry

Liamalone

These Goodfellas chocolate pizzas are lovely, a bit of ice cream is essential though

Samsgirl

Noooooooo amount of ice cream could make it better!

Ally Dick

Do you heat them in the oven ?? Just wondering

TG1

This thread is breaking my heart, I have been eyeing up those dessert pizzas every time I go shopping and telling myself I'll buy one sometime I really need a treat... Now what have I got to look forward to?

Dtp1979

TG1 wrote: »

This thread is breaking my heart, I have been eyeing up those dessert pizzas every time I go shopping and telling myself I'll buy one sometime I really need a treat... Now what have I got to look forward to?

Poisoning your body with that shjte can hardly be considered a treat?

The Sidewards Man

Dtp1979 wrote: »

Poisoning your body with that shjte can hardly be considered a treat?

Give over yourself, a pizza once in a while will not do any harm.

Samsgirl

Ally Dick wrote: »

Do you heat them in the oven ?? Just wondering

12 mins in oven.

The Sidewards Man

Samsgirl wrote: »

12 mins in oven.

Is yours a fan oven?

Dtp1979

The Sidewards Man wrote: »

Give over yourself, a pizza once in a while will not do any harm.

Ah, welcome back supertroll

riffmongous

TG1 wrote: »

This thread is breaking my heart, I have been eyeing up those dessert pizzas every time I go shopping and telling myself I'll buy one sometime I really need a treat... Now what have I got to look forward to?

Could you not just get a chocolate cake or a normal apple crumble instead? Or profiteroles, everyone loves profiteroles

LordSutch

Chocolate Pizza = wrong.
Deep fried Mars bar = wrong.
Battered Cream egg = wrong.

ezra_pound

LordSutch wrote: »

Chocolate Pizza = wrong.
Deep fried Mars bar = wrong.
Battered Cream egg = wrong.

Have you ever eaten a deep fried Mars bar?

It is oh so fine.

Realt Dearg Sec

Ally Dick wrote: »

Do you heat them in the oven ?? Just wondering

Pre heat the oven. Remove all packaging and discard. Also discard the packaging. Turn off the oven. Sort your life out.

The Raptor

Chocolate pizza. Is it not just chocolate on bread? How does that sound wrong?

Sounds delicious

Dtp1979

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

Pre heat the oven. Remove all packaging and discard. Also discard the packaging. Turn off the oven. Sort your life out.

Id thank that twice if I could

Samsgirl

Dtp1979 wrote: »

Id thank that twice if I could

Are you Eva Orsmond by any chance??? 😆

warpdrive

Just bake brownies yourself, they're so easy. You have to either be a complete idiot or a lazy slob if you can't successfully follow these simple instructions


200g dark chocolate (with nuts optional, but it's best with some nuts, honestly)
150g butter
100g flour
200g sugar
2 teaspoons baking powder
Pinch of salt
3 eggs


Mix all the dry ingredients together. Beat the eggs and stir into the dry ingredients. Melt the chocolate and then add in the butter until it melts. Pour the melted chocolate and butter into the mixture and stir/blend until it's all fully brown.

Bake at 180 (fan oven) or 190-200 (regular oven) for 30 minutes. Serve with vanilla or chocolate ice cream or just eat plain because they should come out nice and soft and not dry

pickarooney

iguana wrote: »

What's the difference between a chocolate pizza and a chocolate tart?

You don't have to pay a chocolate pizza afterwards?

Dtp1979

Samsgirl wrote: »

Are you Eva Orsmond by any chance??? 😆

No, far from it but I do agree with her

TG1

riffmongous wrote: »

Could you not just get a chocolate cake or a normal apple crumble instead? Or profiteroles, everyone loves profiteroles

Nah, it's the combination of two of my favourite things I was looking forward to, its like telling me I could have a purple sparkley horse and then later saying no but have a donkey instead....

CFlat

How does it work? Surely if you put chocolate in the oven at 180 for 15 mins it's going to melt and go all over the place? Maybe I need to buy one and find out, purely for research purposes of course...ahem..

I hope you don't work for Goodfellas marketing department Samsgirl and are using reverse phycology(spe) to make us buy one of these.