The worst thing your siblings have done to you

Fat Christy

They were talking about this on the radio and it got me thinking. What is THE worst thing one of your siblings has done to you?

For me, it would have to be the time I went on holidays with my sisters. I had just got into the shower after a night out on the tear. Awwhhh yeah, hot water, chilling, just washing my bits and next thing my sister starts roaring at the door. B*tch needs to pee. I had just put the fudging shampoo in my hair!! :mad: Did I ask both of them did they need to use the toilet before I went for a shower? Yes I did!!

I was going to ignore her but she said she needed to go really badly, so I let her in and hopped back into the shower. I thought she needed to wee!! No, she does a big durrty poo and has a good laugh while doing it!! The bathroom was tiny and the window was broken!! We couldn't open it!! She dutch sauna-ed me!! The bathroom was all steamy too and the steam was doing a good job at transporting her fumes around the place. I was probably washing my hair with her sh*t particles. She had a good laugh at me. I thought I was going to die of suffocation.

Little fcuker. :mad: Traumatised.

Menas

So many bad things they have done to me.
But the worst I did to them was jokingly tell one of my sisters that I had placed a little red stickers on all the stuff in Mum's house that I would be getting when she died. Dont worry I said, they are subtly placed.
Within minutes there were two very furious sisters in the car embarking on the 3 hour journey to mums house to verify if this was true. And another looking up flights home to ireland. Serves them right.

Fat Christy

Menas wrote: »

So many bad things they have done to me.
But the worst I did to them was jokingly tell one of my sisters that I had placed a little red stickers on all the stuff in Mum's house that I would be getting when she died. Dont worry I said, they are subtly placed.
Within minutes there were two very furious sisters in the car embarking on the 3 hour journey to mums house to verify if this was true. And another looking up flights home to ireland. Serves them right.

Jaaaysus. You should have said you got your mum drunk and changed the will as well. :pac:

Menas

Fat Christy wrote: »

Jaaaysus. You should have said you got your mum drunk and changed the will as well. :pac:

But that would have been telling the truth!

Fat Christy

Menas wrote: »

But that would have been telling the truth!

:eek:

Menas, what did you do with your mother?

Someone call the authorities!

Andre 3000

Who the f*ck goes for a shower right after a night out?

Fat Christy

Andre 3000 wrote: »

Who the f*ck goes for a shower right after a night out?

Showers ALWAYS make me feel better. When I'm sick I go for loads of hot showers too. I don't like feeling gross for the day.

Whitewinged

My aunt left her cigarettes behind in our house so my mam put them up in the press for her for the next time she came over. It was practically a full box. I stole one from it. Nobody would have even noticed only for my big thick brother went and took the rest leaving only one left in the box.

My mam confronted me about it and I admitted taking one and she said "ye and the rest". I got in so much trouble and my brother just sat there nodding his head in disappointment with my mam and said nothing, letting me take all the blame. Little ****

Jim Bob Scratcher

Fat Christy wrote: »

They were talking to about this on the radio and it got me thinking. What is THE worst thing one of your siblings has done to you?

For me, it would have to be the time I went on holidays with my sisters. I had just got into the shower after a night out on the tear. Awwhhh yeah, hot water, chilling, just washing my bits and next thing my sister starts roaring at the door. B*tch needs to pee. I had just put the fudging shampoo in my hair!! :mad: Did I ask both of them did they need to use the toilet before I went for a shower? Yes I did!!

I was going to ignore her but she said she needed to go really badly, so I let her in and hopped back into the shower. I thought she needed to wee!! No, she does a big durrty poo and has a good laugh while doing it!! The bathroom was tiny and the window was broken!! We couldn't open it!! She dutch sauna-ed me!! The bathroom was all steamy too and the steam was doing a good job at transporting her fumes around the place. I was probably washing my hair with her sh*t particles. She had a good laugh at me. I thought I was going to die of suffocation.

Little fcuker. :mad: Traumatised.

Was it a scuttery one ?

Sam Kade

Andre 3000 wrote: »

Who the f*ck goes for a shower right after a night out?

Who the fcuk goes on holidays with their sisters?

Fat Christy

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

Was it a scuttery one ?

I didn't actually have a look. She flushed after she had done the business.

How considerate of her.

Sam Kade

Op if that's the worst they've done to you your troubles are surely small.

Fat Christy

Sam Kade wrote: »

Who the fcuk goes on holidays with their sisters?

Why not?

We get on really well. If we didn't, I probably wouldn't have started this thread.

Adore them.

Andre 3000

Andre 3000 wrote: »

Who the f*ck goes for a shower right after a night out?

I do.


When my sister (whom I hero(ine?) worshipped) used to babysit me, and let me stay up soo late it was fantastic. Until she admitted to putting the clocks forward and getting me to bed early while simultaneously basking in my adoration.

My brothers used to tickle me until I'd beg them to stop, I'd be so exhausted from involuntary laughing that I'd be nearly crying. I'm very ticklish.

I have a big gap between me and the next sibling so I was the spoilt little baby, they weren't inclined to be terribly mean really.

The Moldy Gowl

Your post is lies.

Girls don't poo.

Sam Kade

Sam Kade wrote: »

Who the fcuk goes on holidays with their sisters?

I go on holiday with the whole family, little niece and nephews, parents, siblings, sisters in law, cousins and granny. Love family holidays.

Birneybau

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Your post is lies.

Girls don't poo.

They do, but it comes out in a hard shell, like an egg.

mattP

I got a job, I told her I was unsure If I could hold it down or not - so she told her friends to send in CVs.
Btw still there over a year later, just a rough settling in period
Our dog got hit by a car, when I came home and found out the next day she said it was my fault and that she actually choked on a toy I gave her... I was none the wiser for over two years...

The Moldy Gowl

Birneybau wrote: »

They do, but it comes out in a hard shell, like an egg.

I can accept this. Maybe.

But girls don't smell, they smell of roses and unicorns, no nasty smells comes from girls.

Diamond Doll

We were visiting our cousins down the country, and my eldest sister and our eldest cousin were around 12/13. So our parents left them babysitting the rest of us (maybe ten younger kids in total) while they went off to the pub for the night.

They got farming twine and tied us all to the kitchen chairs for the evening, literally tied our legs to the chair legs and our wrists behind our backs. While they went off and watched TV together and ate all the junk food that had been left behind for us.

They released us and let us go to bed eventually, but both sets of parents laughed off our version of events.

Ken.

Had a row with my younger brother when I was about 15,him 13. I was winning and the little sh!t picked up the fire poker(inch thick solid steel) and swung at me. I turned to try and dodge it and he hit me in the back right about where a person would have a tramp stamp. My legs just went to jelly and I couldn't move them for about an hour. Honestly thought I was paralysed. He was bricking it big time. Firstly that he could have put me in a wheelchair. Secondly that if I ever did get up I'd beat him to death.

Sam Kade

My wife has 4 siblings one of them got the only surviving parent to make their will 10 years before they passed away. They also got them to leave them everything in their will, house, a substantial amount of money, the lot.

L.Jenkins

How did this go from sibling rivalry to female toilet habits?

Robsweezie

Fat Christy wrote:

Showers ALWAYS make me feel better. When I'm sick I go for loads of hot showers too. I don't like feeling gross for the day.

Shower = external detox

Sir Osis of Liver.

Birneybau wrote: »

They do, but it comes out in a hard shell, like an egg.

I thought it came out in little plastic bags.
As they get older it smells more of lavender.

Hammer89

My sister smashed my Weekend at Bernies video in retribution for ripping up her autograph from Leo in Fair City. 1,000,000% true.

Cutie18Ireland

Few years ago now, my sister flung a platform shoe at me and broke my nose...

Hammer89

Cutie18Ireland wrote: »

Few years ago now, my sister flung a platform shoe at me and broke my nose...

Sure it wasn't in the 70s?

Jim Bob Scratcher

Robsweezie wrote: »

Shower = external detox

Drying = Pain in the ass

corner of hells

My father was building an extension years ago and had lots of bits and pieces left over when finished , during a row my sister threw a piece of wavin pipe at me leaving me with two black eyes and a broken nose.

More recently a colleague arrived into work with her hair butchered , after a while one of the other women plucked up the courage to ask he what happened. Apparently after a drunken row she dozed off sitting on a chair and two of her sisters cut her hair for her.

Peregrine

When I was about 8, my sister and I were cycling down this small hill one day. I fell off the bike onto some rocks and cut myself in half a dozen different places. She proceeded to cycle away, went home and watched TV :pac:


When questioned about my whereabouts by my father, she was considerate enough to tell him that I had fallen down somewhere.

They once came into me crazy early in the morning when I was super young, woke me up, and told me that it's Christmas, that I've been in a coma for months, and that they'd really like to open their presents, thank you very much.

It was the middle of the summer.

hairyslug

Was held hostage by her with a knife against my throat.

She told me my parents had died.

She threw all of my toys out of a 1st floor window.

Ahhh the memories.

melissak

My cousins were playing with round bales in the field, running on top of them to make them roll down the hill. One of them fell off, he must have knocked himself out and they thought he was no more, so they covered him up with grass and twigs, went home and said nothing. When he came too and hobbled home they were watching TV as if nothing had happened. Fcukers..

Peregrine wrote: »

When I was about 8, me and my sister were cycling down this small hill one day. I fell off the bike onto some rocks and cut myself in half a dozen different places. She proceeded to cycle away, went home and watched TV :pac:


When questioned by my father about where I was, she was considerate enough to tell him that I had fallen down somewhere.

Skerries

when I hurt my hand and was in the hospital my sister kissed me, tongues and everything.
then she shacked up with my best mate

but I did get to blow up a Death Star which was nice

Badly Drunk Boy

I can't remember anything too bad that was done to me, but the worst thing I did was n accident. Myself and my sister (she was 8 or 9, and I was a few years older) were messing about when I pushed her. She fell and broke her arm...on the first day of the summer holidays.

My older sister did something to my younger brother which could be deemed as being child abuse. She was about 11 and he was 1. (I was there too so I was a non-acting accomplice). It was during the day but she had turned on a bedside lamp for a while. Then she held my brother's hand so his finger touched the hot bulb. He cried, but our parents never found out...and his fingerprint eventually returned.

osarusan

Candie wrote: »

I do.


When my sister (whom I hero(ine?) worshipped) used to babysit me, and let me stay up soo late it was fantastic. Until she admitted to putting the clocks forward and getting me to bed early while simultaneously basking in my adoration.

Oh my god that is BRILLIANT. i can't believe that I have never thought of it before.

When somebody starts a 'worst thing you have done to your kids' thread, this can be my post.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

My brother deliberately pissed on me when he was about seven, but apart from that he's a very sweet kid.

My sister: stabbed me in the hand, nearly took my eye out with a carrot, put a cigarette out on me (deserved that one though), came to stay at my house once and when I went to work spent the day cutting out a paper daisy chain of d1cks (leaving hundreds of little bits of paper that I still hadn't got out of the carpet by the time I moved out) and smoking nearly a whole 50 bag of my weed. "You smoked ALL that weed" says I, "I know!" says she, delighted with herself "I'm really hardcore".

Can't be mad though, I've done way worse to her. We're actually really close.

Samaris

Candie wrote: »

When my sister (whom I hero(ine?) worshipped) used to babysit me, and let me stay up soo late it was fantastic. Until she admitted to putting the clocks forward and getting me to bed early while simultaneously basking in my adoration.

Hah! Nice one, that's a great trick

MilesMorales1

13 sisters. 13 ****ing sisters, the **** they did..... and I was younger than them, so I was vulnerable... **** man, I seen some ****, they done some ****. But I had the corners knocked off me so to speak, until I was about 13. We were sitting at the table eating or some ****, and for some reason one of them decided to throw a cup of tea at me, then another poured one over my head.

No idea why they did it, whatever, but that out of all the **** they did, made me cry, made me really upset. Straw that broke the camels back etc.

KatW4

I'm quite close to my sisters and although we fought, we didn't do too many horrible things to each other. My youngest sister who is 4 years younger than me, decided to give me a makeover. I was about 11 so she was about 7. She got some glittery lip gloss and squeezed it into my eye. Oh dear God the pain!!!

My BF was a little brat when he was younger. He tied up his little brother and held him over the side of the bunk bed. He wasn't able to hold on any longer, so he dropped his brother straight onto his face! He couldn't break his fall because he was all tied up. What an idiot!

Menas

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

13 sisters. 13 ****ing sisters, the **** they did..... and I was younger than them, so I was vulnerable... **** man, I seen some ****, they done some ****. But I had the corners knocked off me so to speak, until I was about 13. We were sitting at the table eating or some ****, and for some reason one of them decided to throw a cup of tea at me, then another poured one over my head.

No idea why they did it, whatever, but that out of all the **** they did, made me cry, made me really upset. Straw that broke the camels back etc.

13!!! I struggled with three. Respect to you!

Fat Christy

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

13 sisters. 13 ****ing sisters, the **** they did..... and I was younger than them, so I was vulnerable... **** man, I seen some ****, they done some ****. But I had the corners knocked off me so to speak, until I was about 13. We were sitting at the table eating or some ****, and for some reason one of them decided to throw a cup of tea at me, then another poured one over my head.

No idea why they did it, whatever, but that out of all the **** they did, made me cry, made me really upset. Straw that broke the camels back etc.

****

Menas

Fat Christy wrote: »

****

*** **** *** ***** *** !!!

MilesMorales1

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

13 sisters. 13 ****ing sisters, the **** they did..... and I was younger than them, so I was vulnerable... **** man, I seen some ****, they done some ****. But I had the corners knocked off me so to speak, until I was about 13. We were sitting at the table eating or some ****, and for some reason one of them decided to throw a cup of tea at me, then another poured one over my head.

No idea why they did it, whatever, but that out of all the **** they did, made me cry, made me really upset. Straw that broke the camels back etc.

Tell your sisters that I'm very annoyed about this.

I can go beat them up if you like?

MilesMorales1

Candie wrote: »

Tell your sisters that I'm very annoyed about this.

I can go beat them up if you like?

They still haven't apologised for it. I asked them last year, why did you pour/throw tea at me? They said, cos it was funny.


:mad:

MilesMorales1

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

They still haven't apologised for it. I asked them last year, why did you pour/throw tea at me? They said, cos it was funny.


:mad:

Now I'm very annoyed indeed. You'd think that you'd be the precious baby brother and they'd dote on you, not be mean!

deisemum

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

13 sisters. 13 ****ing sisters, the **** they did..... and I was younger than them, so I was vulnerable... **** man, I seen some ****, they done some ****. But I had the corners knocked off me so to speak, until I was about 13. We were sitting at the table eating or some ****, and for some reason one of them decided to throw a cup of tea at me, then another poured one over my head.

No idea why they did it, whatever, but that out of all the **** they did, made me cry, made me really upset. Straw that broke the camels back etc.

I feel your pain, I've got 7 sisters and the bitching is unreal, fortunately I live away from my home place so avoid it. One of the bitches assaulted me out of the blue because she's a thug, I let the gardai deal with her.

MilesMorales1

deisemum wrote: »

I feel your pain, I've got 7 sisters and the bitching is unreal, fortunately I live away from my home place so avoid it. One of the bitches assaulted me out of the blue because she's a thug, I let the gardai deal with her.

Aye its terrible it is. Girls can be awfully mean to each other and their brother.

Frynge

One of em cut my ear off.

MilesMorales1

Frynge wrote: »

One of em cut my ear off.

What for real?