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Kerry is an unadulterated kip!

  • 17-11-2015 12:14am
    #1
    Nesta99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭


    Just to balance things up with the Dublin thread of a similar nature and to keep some posters happy!

    Never been to Kerry but by the logic given in the other thread it must be....


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  • #2
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Yaaaaaawn.


  • #3
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    Don't know what drugs you are on OP, but Kerry is a beautiful county.


  • #4
    The Sidewards Man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    They have sexual relations with sheep there.


  • #5
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Kerry is rather spectacular in fairness.


  • #6
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Kerry is like Donegal, except they have more tourists and they aren't as sexily aloof as us.


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  • #7
    Kristopherus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,907 ✭✭✭✭Kristopherus


    The Sidewards Man wrote: »
    They have sexual relations with sheep there.

    Nah ! Thats in Roscommon:D.


  • #8
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    Kristopherus wrote: »
    Nah ! Thats in Roscommon:D.

    No, they steal sheep in Roscommon, not bum them.


  • #9
    Hammer89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Kristopherus wrote: »
    Nah ! Thats in Roscommon:D.

    I think it's every county aside from Dublin to be fair. Any county where your next-door neighbour lives four miles away.


  • #10
    The Sidewards Man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    No, they steal sheep in Roscommon, not bum them.

    They bum their dogs in Roscommon.


  • #11
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    The Sidewards Man wrote: »
    They bum their dogs in Roscommon.

    Roscommon people don't promote bestality.


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  • #12
    Nesta99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭Nesta99


    super_furry wrote: »
    Yaaaaaawn.

    Exactly the point so thank you!


  • #13
    The Sidewards Man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    Roscommon people don't promote bestality.

    But they do partake in it.


  • #14
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    The Sidewards Man wrote: »
    But they do partake in it.

    How do you know ?


  • #15
    RobertKK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,761 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    Kerry was good enough for Star Wars.


  • #16
    jamesbere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    This turned into a Roscommon thread pretty quick


  • #17
    The Sidewards Man
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    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    How do you know ?

    I am a cop in Roscommon.


  • #18
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    jamesbere wrote: »
    This turned into a Roscommon thread pretty quick

    They're still not to popular after voting no in the Referendum.


  • #19
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Kerry is a beautiful place (Im a Dub)


  • #20
    Baron Kurtz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,261 ✭✭✭Baron Kurtz


    It seems even Kerry people don't have to defend this one.


  • #21
    Nesta99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭Nesta99


    fleet_admiral wrote: »
    Kerry is a beautiful place (Im a Dub)

    Dublins a kip!!


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  • #22
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    The Sidewards Man wrote: »
    I am a cop in Roscommon.

    Sure you are ladeen.


  • #23
    dd972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭dd972


    Tralee and Cahersiveen are, the rest isn't


  • #24
    The Sidewards Man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    Sure you are ladeen.

    You will respect my authority.


  • #25
    Lia_lia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭Lia_lia


    dd972 wrote: »
    Tralee

    Nah


  • #26
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Tralee is a bit knackery in fairness.


  • #27
    Minderbinder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,030 ✭✭✭Minderbinder


    seriously though, how do people live in rural Ireland? do they just not know anything else?


  • #28
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,510 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    If Kerry was Dublin, would it be a kip?


  • #29
    Nesta99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭Nesta99


    PARlance wrote: »
    If Kerry was Dublin, would it be a kip?

    Only Cork folk could answer that with honesty and no bias at all!


  • #30
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    The Sidewards Man wrote: »
    You will respect my authority.

    In this context it's "mah authoritah".


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  • #31
    fatknacker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,342 ✭✭✭fatknacker


    Why is everything unadulterated lately?


  • #32
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    fatknacker wrote: »
    Why is everything unadulterated lately?
    Because some of us have respect for relationships!


  • #33
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Minderbinder wrote: »
    seriously though, how do people live in rural Ireland? do they just not know anything else?


    They can barely read or write sure.


  • #34
    Buford T. Justice XIX
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,633 ✭✭✭✭Buford T. Justice XIX


    Minderbinder wrote: »
    seriously though, how do people live in rural Ireland? do they just not know anything else?
    People live pretty much the same as everywhere else except there is no public transport and they don't smell their neighbours farts next door either:pac:


  • #35
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,741 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Kerry overall is lovely. Tralee is an unadulterated kip


  • #36
    kingchess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 795 ✭✭✭kingchess


    Nesta99 wrote: »
    Only Cork folk could answer that with honesty and no bias at all!

    Ok,Dublin is a kip and Kerry is almost as pretty as West Cork,never been to Donegal but heard it is beautiful ,(I have no comment to make about Roscommon folk and their extreme love for sheep).


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  • #37
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,194 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Kerry is like Donegal, except they have more tourists and they aren't as sexily aloof as us.

    I'll second this, except to point out that in Donegal the local dialect sounds like Japanese, whereas in Kerry it sounds more like Russian. :D


  • #38
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,194 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Minderbinder wrote: »
    seriously though, how do people live in rural Ireland? do they just not know anything else?

    Don't feel sorry for us, we're no more aware of our deprivation and suffering than any other dumb animal. It would be a truly unbearable cruelty if we were to crawl back into our mud hovels after sixteen hours solid of whacking at the ground with an oddly-shaped stick sort of thing only to be presented with the likes of Brian Ormond lording it over us with his Hair on the moving-pitchers-box. :D


  • #39
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    I have never been to Kerry. This thread is inspiring me to go visit. Cheers OP!


  • #40
    MilesMorales1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,431 ✭✭✭MilesMorales1


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kahnb3qnm0


  • #41
    corner of hells
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    RobertKK wrote: »
    Kerry was good enough for Star Wars.

    Stars Wars is why Kerry lost the All Ireland this year.
    Lots of Kerry players got parts on the film , just look at the head on the Gooch character , perfect alien head.


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  • #42
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    This thread seems to have backfired .. because everyone is saying how nice it is.

    Kerry is beautiful.


  • #43
    Bio Mech
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭Bio Mech


    From Dublin myself. Kerry is a brilliant county. Dingle peninsula is spectacular. I have been to every county on the island. Kerry by far my favourite.


  • #44
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Nesta99 wrote: »
    Dublins a kip!!
    Says the Dundalk man!


  • #45
    Azalea
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭Azalea


    Deleted User wrote: »
    This thread seems to have backfired .. because everyone is saying how nice it is.

    Kerry is beautiful.
    The nice parts are, but some parts are awful kips. Beautiful Kerry is mostly south and west Kerry. North and east are extremely bleak in places (I'm of north and east Kerry stock btw - this is how I know!)


  • #46
    sonny.knowles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 607 ✭✭✭sonny.knowles


    The Sidewards Man wrote: »
    They have sexual relations with sheep there.

    Sheep or humans?


  • #47
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Anyone here from Ardfert? Is Kirby's bar still open? Great little boozer


  • #48
    winnie the schtink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 287 ✭✭winnie the schtink


    Kerry's a county:eek: i thought it was a town in cork


  • #49
    BMJD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,694 ✭✭✭BMJD


    parts of Tralee are a fuppin kip tbf


  • #50
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    BMJD wrote: »
    parts of Tralee are a fuppin kip tbf
    Its a big town, every town in Ireland whether big or small has bad parts


  • #51
    Eugene Norman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    Ally Dick wrote: »
    Kerry overall is lovely. Tralee is an unadulterated kip

    It's been a while but I remember an impressive mountain backdrop to Tralee last time I was there.


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