The Ray Darcy Show - November 14th ****(10:20pm)*****

monkey9

First of all, the puppies and kittens which i know is important round these parts.







Speaking of puppies, Pamela Anderson will be on the show tonight. I'm sure she won't mention her 'spunky' homemade videos, Ray will be having none of that.

Bressie is also on, presumably to tell us it's ok not to feel ok...again.

Neil Delamere will attempt to be funny and music is provided by Rainey Qualley.

Due to a Prime Time special, the show will begin at the later time of 10:20pm.

Atlantic Dawn

The lifeguards on Dollier were never quite the same as those on Baywatch.

Red Kev

Neil Delamere on promoting his new tour.

Bressie dragged from the RTE soup kitchen to promote RTE's new season of VoI. (A bowl of soup is €1.02 there. Did ye know that?)


No idea how they got Pam-An on. She's an interesting character whose led an eventful life. If Ray F'Arcey can't get a decent interview out of her then he should voluntarily take a wage cut.

I wonder if he has the cojones to snuggle up beside her on the couch. His Jenny looks like a vicious wan at times.


Roisin Ingle also on promoting her book. She had an abortion recently. That, Bressies depression and Pamela's history of sexual assaults, rape and contracting Hepatitis C gives Ray plenty of options for a misery slot/s.

Crazy Christ

Welsh Megaman

Already predicting radioactive levels of cringeworthiness between Ray and Pammy!

Out in Madchester tonight, so I'll prepare space behind the couch as usual and watch back tomorrow - enjoy :pac:

LynnGrace

Can't watch Ray at all, I miss the crack of the Saturday Night Show thread .

tampopo

In t'pub watching t'footie. Swe v Den
Will probably tune in later.

neris

will ray be giving out and whining that his show was put back to facilitate prime time in the same way he whinged n whined about nuacht? or maybe just lots sighs and gloomy monotone opinions on how we should just all get along

Harry Angstrom

neris wrote: »

will ray be giving out and whining that his show was put back to facilitate prime time in the same way he whinged n whined about nuacht? or maybe just lots sighs and gloomy monotone opinions on how we should just all get along

Ray's strict sleep pattern regimen will be put out of kilter due to the later start. At this rate, he won't be tucked up in bed by midnight. Extra pomegranate juice and porridge for Ray in the morning, I reckon.

Say Your Number

RTE News finished showing some images from France and then that happy weather jingle playing straight after was a bit jarring.

Thargor

Primetime?

PeterTheEighth

Thargor wrote: »

Primetime?

Was I the only one who said to myself "Oh good, something a little less depressing than the usual Saturday night fare".

*disclaimer: I wouldnt really use the word fare, that's a bit posh for me*

The Talking Bread

PeterTheEighth wrote: »

Was I the only one who said to myself "Oh good, something a little less depressing than the usual Saturday night fare".

*disclaimer: I wouldnt really use the word fare, that's a bit posh for me*

Can we have a ban on any "jokes" related to Paris last night. I know you didn't mean any offence but it's not a light hearted topic in any way. This Prime Time show is one of the most depressing programmes in a while so light heartedly comparing it to Ray Darcy's show is cheap and odd attempt st humour.

neris

covney has the funneral suit out for miriam and un peace keeper military expert tom clonan on with his expert opinion.

tinpib

The Talking Bread wrote: »

Can we have a ban on any "jokes" related to Paris last night. I know you didn't mean any offence but it's not a light hearted topic in any way. This Prime Time show is one of the most depressing programmes in a while so light heartedly comparing it to Ray Darcy's show is cheap and odd attempt st humour.

Have you decreed what is a suitable time that we can make jokes?

The Talking Bread

tinpib wrote: »

Have you decreed what is a suitable time that we can make jokes?

??? I'm merely proposing that it's in terrible taste to say a programme on the terror attack is less depressing than Ray Darcy's show. If you can't see the logic of that good luck to you.

Atlantic Dawn

Can we have some entertainment, it's not bloody Liveline we want.

neris

and bang, theres the misery slot right away. is that bressie fella ever happy or does he even know how to smile

tinpib

Ha ha. Disappointingly good start there with 'The' Pamela Anderson.

'Even' Bressie.

Alex Meier

Asking "Bressie" about Paris???

walshb

Late late ended with misery story andRay begins with it. At least they're consistent. Two crutch interviewers.

Harry Angstrom

At least we can rest easy that Pamela Anderson won't be June Rogers in a blonde wig.

Heroditas

Ah, Brezzie has first-hand insight into the whole Middle East troubles. The cause of all his issues...

Atlantic Dawn

Harry Angstrom wrote: »

At least we can rest easy that Pamela Anderson won't be June Rogers in a blonde wig.

I am hoping the HD picture doesn't destroy her for me

tinpib

The Talking Bread wrote: »

??? I'm merely proposing that it's in terrible taste to say a programme on the terror attack is less depressing than Ray Darcy's show. If you can't see the logic of that good luck to you.

I understand you are appalled by the events, but calling for certain comments to be banned because you don't agree with them is frightening aswell.

Hitchens

these two did this interview on the radio awhile back ffs :mad:

Say Your Number

Good thing George Hook isn't a guest tonight, if he was Pamela might have to get the guards involved

Berkieahern

"Bottom" on Gold it is!

Muff Richardson

first time viewer, quick question...what in the f*ck is this utter crock of sh*te TV show????? this is a new low

walshb

Hitchens wrote: »

these two did this interview on the radio awhile back ffs :mad:

Mother of god Bressie and RTE are getting serious mileage out of this depression.

Firefox11

Alex Meier wrote: »

Asking "Bressie" about Paris???

Bressie is taking up a new career as a defense expert.

yosser hughes

The Talking Bread wrote: »

??? I'm merely proposing that it's in terrible taste to say a programme on the terror attack is less depressing than Ray Darcy's show. If you can't see the logic of that good luck to you.

In your opinion of course. Don't try to censor people. That's worse than bad taste.

Nib

Bressie making up his own words.

"dealable"

somesoldiers

Say Your Number wrote: »

Good thing George Hook isn't a guest tonight, if he was Pamela might have to get the guards involved

Hook said on his show yesterday that he hated darcy for getting to interview her

weadick

Bad enough that this Bressie langer has to inflict his appaling musical taste on the country, he's also become some kind of unofficial godfather to the nations children.

Harry Angstrom

Say Your Number wrote: »

Good thing George Hook isn't a guest tonight, if he was Pamela might have to get the guards involved

He'd be like a slobbering dog.

monkey9

At first, i was thinking 'jaysis they went to bloody Israel for four moments'. Then i remembered he's from Mullingar so that must have been paradise over there for him. I'd say the Israelis and Palestinians were feeling so sorry for him when he had to go home.

The Talking Bread

yosser hughes wrote: »

In your opinion of course. Don't try to censor people. That's worse than bad taste.

In any normal persons opinion.

Shifty Shellshock

The book, the book, you describe it in the book, book book book lads will ye buy me book.

walshb

This may sound harsh but this lad is playing his depression up far too much. Sorry, I don't believe half of it.

Heroditas

walshb wrote: »

Mother of god Bressie and RTE are getting serious mileage out of this depression.

It's lasted longer than the depression in the 20s.

Mr Jinx

"Which arm did you break?" :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:sweet jesus, im gone to bed.

Berserker

Does Bresie have a new book out?

Badly Drunk Boy

Cristiano Ronaldo is on Jonathan Ross at the moment, to be followed by David Tennant, and Agyness Deyn.

tinpib

The Talking Bread wrote: »

In any normal persons opinion.

I don't understand this. But I hope you do see you clearly asked for censorship earlier. Do you think that's better?

Apart from Ray's usual gold standard ad-libbed awkwardness as the guest sits down, this has been fine.

The Talking Bread

tinpib wrote: »

I understand you are appalled by the events, but calling for certain comments to be banned because you don't agree with them is frightening aswell.

Are you serious. I asked that no jokes be made related to Paris. Is that honestly a frightening concept.

tinpib

The Talking Bread wrote: »

Are you serious. I asked that no jokes be made related to Paris. Is that honestly a frightening concept.

Yes it is!

It's censorship.

Actually I'm glad you are so clear about it.

No ambiguity.

Breaston Plants

The Talking Bread wrote: »

Are you serious. I asked that no jokes be made related to Paris. Is that honestly a frightening concept.

Jaysus, calm down.

yosser hughes

The Talking Bread wrote: »

In any normal persons opinion.

Normal? You're quite judgemental as well. I bet you think you're sound though and open minded as well.

alan partridge aha

Go get a room Ray

walshb

There wasn't a single pleasant or happy moment in that dull as dishwater interview. What a shambolic show.