Gameweek 11 Matchday Thread - Pulisball vs "Vardez": The Ultimate Battle

Mr.Prodston

Each week in FPL is important. However some weeks are more important. This week the defensive wonder of Tony Pulis pits himself against the world's 2 best players. Good vs Evil to put it simply.

Pulisball in one corner. Jamie Vardy and Riyad Mahrez in the other. I know who's legend will longer in the memory and which cult will make the breakthrough to become a fully fledged FPL religion.



So as many of us gather in the house of Pulisball and put our faith in the one constant in this game let us sing together:

"Take Me To Pulisball"

"My Pulis' got humour
He's the giggle at a clean sheet
Knows everybody's disapproval
I should've worshipped him sooner

If the Evans ever did speak
He's the last true McCauley
Every Sunday's getting more bleak
A fresh save each week

"We were born clean," you heard them say it

His church offers no absolutes
He tells me, "Worship in the penalty box."
The only Evans I'll be sent to
Is when I'm alone with no Vardy.

I was born sick
But I love it
Command my sheets to be well
Aaay. Amen. Amen. Amen.

Take me to church
I'll worship like a Myhill at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that Dawson death
Good Tony, let me give you my life"

https://vine.co/v/MeaB03x7JWA
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Sure there are some other interesting sideshows this week in just how many goals Southampton and Man City can wrack up. Will Dr. Sexy Italian Stallion or Mr BUIB show up? Will Harry Kane score? Will Lukaku do a Lukaku?

But Pulisball vs "Vardez" is the clash that can change one man's world for the better or the worse. As we begin this epic tussle I must nail my colours to the Pulisball mast and hope that good can conquer evil.

Oh Tony, My Tony. Let us fight this good fight together



(Yes it's started a little early. No I don't care because I put about 15 minutes work into this :pac: )

lougal88

15 minutes well spent good sir!!

Paully D

Myhill
Van Dijk Evans Bellerin
Sanchez De Bruyne (C) Mahrez Payet
Vardy Bony Pelle

Subs: McCarthy, Fletcher, O'Shea, Martin

2 new additions for me this week in Van Dijk and Payet. It'll be nice to not have to check the West Ham result through my fingers as I won't dread Payet appearing in the goals/assists column any more!

FHFC

AOA

-8.

Myhill
Bellerin. Van Dyke
Sterling. Sanchez. Mahrez. Mané. De Bruyne.
Vardy. Pellè. Lukaku.

Its gonna be emotional in one form or another...

Somebody come round my house and make me not captain Sterling please.

Rikand

COME ON VARDEZ!

ScummyMan

BUIB (c). I've said it before and I'll say it again, if he doesn't produce this week he's never darkening the door of my team again!

P.Walnuts

ScummyMan wrote: »

BUIB (c). I've said it before and I'll say it again, if he doesn't produce this week he's never darkening the door of my team again!

I'm going full throttle Pulisball, benching Vardy, double WBA defence. If Vardy scores I'm going to implode

ElTel

P.Walnuts wrote: »

I'm going full throttle Pulisball, benching Vardy, double WBA defence. If Vardy scores I'm going to implode

Ziegler might trump that and go for the treble treble?

Scorpion Sting

P.Walnuts wrote: »

I'm going full throttle Pulisball, benching Vardy, double WBA defence. If Vardy scores I'm going to implode

One does not simply bench Vardy in FPL.

ElTel

Butland
Gabriel Toby Bertrand
Mahrez Mane KDB Sanchez
Bony (c) Lukaku (vc) Vardy

Myhill Moses Sakho Daniels

I've chosen VARDEZ!!!!!


Mr. P,
I was never a good singer......but definitely a lyric man.
Nice work.

Andrew Laeddis

So is Costa likely to make it?

FrClintPower

De Gea

Bellerin - Bertrand - Nyom

KDB (c) - Sanchez - Payet - Mahrez

Pellè - Bony - Vardy

Subs : McCarthy - Moreno, Dawson, Surman

I'm backing Vardez too, just can't see WBA keeping them out.

Benimar

WBA 0 Leicester 1 (Ulloa) is absolutely nailed on, isn't it?!!!

Iused2likebusts

Well played Mr p very funny. The best part is you were waiting patiently all night till it reached 12 to produce that masterpiece. I think pulisball will prevail but get vardy next week.
I line up for -4
Myhill
Kolorav Bellerin moreno
Sanchez kdb mane mahrez
Vardy lukaku bony

alchemist33

Immovable object v irrestible force: I've gone for both.



And future thread starters take note, thats how to do it

Steven81

Mahrez on bench for me, strongly thinking of bringing in Martial next week, with another price drop likely tonight it will be only time before he is the lone striker, LVG too stubborn to do so this week though but may change it during game.

Myhill
Bellerin Kolarov Bertrand
Sanchez Mane KDB (c) Payet
Kane Pelle Vardy

Mahrez first on bench. Feels oh so wrong, but can't see who else to drop.

spock.

Begovic
Darmian Bellerin Dawson
Payet Eriksen(c) KDB Sanchez
Pelle Ighalo Vardy

(Mahrez Francis Souare)

PARlance

Banked transfer this week which is the first time this year. Just couldn't decide on my Costa replacement so I'll let them decide this week. May do a mini WC next week.

Sanchez, KDB, Payet, Mane, Mahrez
Costa (igahlo), Vardy

Dr. Bre

Took a minus -4 and went with pelle Capt.

Andrew Laeddis

Captain Costa

**** it

WOLO

CSF

Andrew Laeddis wrote: »

Captain Costa

**** it

WOLO

Don't do it.

FHFC

Going back to having an off grid matchday. See yis after motd to revel in my 100 pointer...

irish son

My week almost fully depends on KDB having a poor day, one of the very few still going without!

De Gea
Kol Bertrand Dawson
Mahrez Payet Sanchez Mane
Pelle(c) Lukaku Vardy

T-b0n3

Myhill
Dier - Bellerin - Bertie
Sanchez - Maherz - KDB - Payet
Vardy - Pelle - Bony

Armband on KDB at the moment.

Just used one of my FT's, Martial out, Bony in.

SlickRic

Team was in a jock unfortunately so had to go hard to get it acceptable.

Never ever taken a -12 but it was needed i think. Probably a stupid move!

Muniesa ----> Nyom
Mata ----> Payet
Sakho ----> Lukaku
Costa ----> Kane

Begovic
Nyom Bellerin JOS (Or Naughton)
KDB Mahrez Sanchez Payet
Pellé Lukaku Kane (c)

There are still issues, but nothing that can't now gradually be fixed. Especially in defence.

Rikand

Took a -12 and still no Vardy ?

Brave man!

SlickRic

Rikand wrote: »

Took a -12 and still no Vardy ?

Brave man!

It's a mental block at this stage.

Ziegler1988

Howard
Bellerin Dawson Kolarov
Mahrez KDB(c) Sanchez Payet Barkley
Ayoze Vardy

Myhill Ighalo Moreno Evans

I'm not set up too well this GW with double Leicester against Dawson and no Southampton :eek:, or the popular strikers like Bony, Lukaku, Kane. Hopefully my differentials come through, Ayoze in particular

ElTel wrote: »

Ziegler might trump that and go for the treble treble?

Negative. I put Howard in my WC for this week and have to play him at home to Sunderland. Just Dawson starting for me, please forgive me Tony for I have forsaken you

Mike Ehrmantraut

Great stuff Mr P, that song is gonna be forever changed for me.
Hedging my bets a bit, Myhill and Vardy starting, Mahrez benched as first sub.

IsMiseMyself

Benched Martial and giving Wijnaldum another go in my starting 11!

Myhill,
Van Dijk, Bellerin, Dier,
Wij, Mahrez, Sanchez, Payet, KDB (c)
Vardy, Pelle

Should be a good scoring week, but anytime anyone thinks that it seems to be a stinker!

Hoping that Leicester DESTROY Pulisball.