The Ray Darcy TV show. Saturday 17th Oct 2015

Ol' Donie

Firefox11 wrote: »

There not bad if you like your ciders.....the cloudy lemon one is definitely my favorite.

I do, I do.

The headache I've had all day proves it.

moonbloom

OMG.What a show. O Ray...😱

Ol' Donie

monkey9 wrote: »

When did he start referring to himself as Marcus?

Right about the time NO ONE CARES!

Den14

Program tonight was still on for ages after the credits were finished rolling. Jeebus get off the tele Ray!

Second Toughest in_the Freshers

Deleted User wrote: »

oh FFS who cares!

Assexual, aromantic, romantic, sexual????? its a load of ****e.

I’m in a Chinese restaurant and this duck comes up with a red rose and says: “Your eyes sparkle like diamonds.”

I said: “Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck."

lee_baby_simms

I can't think of a single redeeming thing about that train wreck of a show.

I feel like someone just sat in my living room, let out a pungent fart and then took 160 quid out of my wallet.

TomGalway

Watched for 10 minutes.... Heading to the pub!

lee_baby_simms

Second Toughest in_the Freshers wrote: »

I’m in a Chinese restaurant and this duck comes up with a red rose and says: “Your eyes sparkle like diamonds.”

I said: “Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck."

Are you available to do the Ray D'arcy show next Saturday?

tinpib

Thoroughly enjoyed that. Defo wouldn't chance it sober.

But it's cringe-tastic so bad it's good telly on a Saturday night and then this thread provides the genuine entertainment.

Long may it continue.

amtc

I've just rung my parents.My dad normally pays my tv licence as a christmas gift...and he said after that rubbish no way is he paying it.

Alex Meier

The thing is . . I really enjoyed the Brendan O'Connor show.

It made no sense whatsoever to get rid of it.

grey_so_what

Berserker wrote: »

God GSW will be gutted that she missed this. :rolleyes:

Flicked on before the blanket street......:D:D:D.......So true Berseker.....:pac:

We must have a pint soon!!....;)

Ol' Donie

Alex Meier wrote: »

The thing is . . I really enjoyed the Brendan O'Connor show.

It made no sense whatsoever to get rid of it.

Dead right.

It took a while to find it's feet, but it was better than the Late Late and much better than this (based on the full show I saw last week).

Alex Meier

Ol' Donie wrote: »

Dead right.

It took a while to find it's feet, but it was better than the Late Late and much better than this (based on the full show I saw last week).

If you think last week was bad. . .Tonight was about as bad as it gets.

Clearly RTE don't rate & review their own shows.

Who decided that Darcy was going to be better than O'Connor?

The Talking Bread

Roz spends more time promoting shlte than doing anything worthwhile...............

more time on RTE couches than her own

Alex Meier

The Talking Bread wrote: »

Roz spends more time promoting shlte than doing anything worthwhile...............

more time on RTE couches than her own

Darcy asked her "Is that real?". . . Roz's hair.

Then he stated, out of the blue . . . I can't top looking at your lips. She's got amazing lips.

Weird stuff.

monkey9

lee_baby_simms wrote: »

I can't think of a single redeeming thing about that train wreck of a show.

I feel like someone just sat in my living room, let out a pungent fart and then took 160 quid out of my wallet.

I can picture in my head where in the house my tv license is. The thought sickens me.

The Talking Bread

Yes Roz what in gods name is your ambition..........

RobertKK

The only thing that would make the Ray Darcy show have some humour is if RTE/TV3 or UTV Ireland had a Gogglebox show.

Sure someone would say 'Not this ****e again'.

grey_so_what

monkey9 wrote: »

I can picture in my head where in the house my tv license is. The thought sickens me.

True story.

TV Man calls to house circa 1999...

Me. "I have it".......Grins manically.......I HAVE ONE!!!

TV Man. "ok"

Me. "Wait in the hall."............25 year of buying the dam thing. Wants to wave it in his face........filing cabinet thingie. Not under "T"...:mad: Spends about 25 minutes searching and trying to keep him there.

Eventually.

TV Man. "I believe you"..........

Me. "No. I want to show it to you"

He ran. Never seen a man since........as of the TV kind.............I found it about 5 minutes after the nice man left. You couldn't make it up. Next lad I'll put in the cellar until the search is over...;)

monkey9

grey_so_what wrote: »

True story.

TV Man calls to house circa 1999...

Me. "I have it".......Grins manically.......I HAVE ONE!!!

TV Man. "ok"

Me. "Wait in the hall."............25 year of buying the dam thing. Wants to wave it in his face........filing cabinet thingie. Not under "T"...:mad: Spends about 25 minutes searching and trying to keep him there.

Eventually.

TV Man. "I believe you"..........

Me. "No. I want to show it to you"

He ran. Never seen a man since........as of the TV kind.............I found it about 5 minutes after the nice man left. You couldn't make it up. Next lad I'll put in the cellar until the search is over...;)

The cellar. Hmmmmm, this sounds like an audition to be on next week's show.

grey_so_what

monkey9 wrote: »

The cellar. Hmmmmm, this sounds like an audition to be on next week's show.

Em, there's a dart board there monkey......;)

monkey9

RobertKK wrote: »

The only thing that would make the Ray Darcy show have some humour is if RTE/TV3 or UTV Ireland had a Gogglebox show.

Sure someone would say 'Not this ****e again'.

This thread is basically Gogglebox online. It why it makes this show and the Late Late show watchable. Love reading the posts on here. They crack me up.

WMM's post about taking down the bunting when the asexuals came on was the winner for me. He'd had enough. :pac::pac:

Firefox11

grey_so_what wrote: »

True story.

TV Man calls to house circa 1999...

Me. "I have it".......Grins manically.......I HAVE ONE!!!

TV Man. "ok"

Me. "Wait in the hall."............25 year of buying the dam thing. Wants to wave it in his face........filing cabinet thingie. Not under "T"...:mad: Spends about 25 minutes searching and trying to keep him there.

Eventually.

TV Man. "I believe you"..........

Me. "No. I want to show it to you"

He ran. Never seen a man since........as of the TV kind.............I found it about 5 minutes after the nice man left. You couldn't make it up. Next lad I'll put in the cellar until the search is over...;)

I like it....Silence of the lambs meets the the TV licence man.

JP Liz V1

Alex Meier wrote: »

Darcy asked her "Is that real?". . . Roz's hair.

Then he stated, out of the blue . . . I can't top looking at your lips. She's got amazing lips.

Weird stuff.

Are they real, very like Kylie Jenner and she has fillers

Ol' Donie

monkey9 wrote: »

This thread is basically Gogglebox online. It why it makes this show and the Late Late show watchable. Love reading the posts on here. They crack me up.

WMM's post about taking down the bunting when the asexuals came on was the winner for me. He'd had enough. :pac::pac:

If it weren't for these threads I would never, ever watch either of these wastes of time.

monkey9

grey_so_what wrote: »

Em, there's a dart board there monkey......;)

Brilliant! We're all heading over GSW's house next week everybody.

grey_so_what

Firefox11 wrote: »

I like it....Silence of the lambs meets the the TV licence man.

Ffox......

I know you know I'm a Hannibal lass........;):)xxx

Offal anyone for Sunday lunch?.....:eek::p

:):)

The Talking Bread

Marcus Feehily????????? since when did he drop Mark???

wil

RTE seem to have set the bar pretty low tonight.

Channel 5 (it's on freesat) currently showing "The best of Bad TV - the 00s"
It's all pure class compared to this effort.