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Junior Cert Jailbait night out

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  • 09-09-2015 9:16pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 858 ✭✭✭


    Was passing through town earlier and saw a queue of scantily clad 16 year olds queuing up to get into a venue for a results night gig. It was like an episode of my big fat gypsy wedding.
    More sinister was the number of adult males hanging around observing.

    Hope it passes off safely. It must be a terrifying night for their parents


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    They were just the dads dropping them off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,419 ✭✭✭cowboyBuilder


    :D .. Jaysus , I remember my JC night out ... my God I´m old it was 21 years ago ..


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,951 ✭✭✭frostyjacks


    Yeah I drove past that as well. Was so shocked I nearly dropped my camera.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    :D .. Jaysus , I remember my JC night out ... my God I´m old it was 21 years ago ..

    My Inter Cert was 1960, I think, we didn't do anything to celebrate.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭Armchair Andy


    Hate to be working in the emergency services tonight.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    My Inter cert was split between the old White Horse Inn and the Liffey Bar.
    Fingered a lesbian in a nook that we found underneath Liberty Hall.
    Neither of us knew she was a lesbian at the time though tbf.
    Although I did have long blonde hair at the time and was wearing suede chelsea boots, so maybe she had an idea alright.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Fingered a lesbian in a nook .

    A nook and fanny?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    A nook and fanny?

    Funnily enough, in the northside of Dublin during the 80s we actually used to call a fanny, a cranny, so you could have just gone with the more common expression there :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    I had a naggin of vodka down a local lane way the night of my JC, pished outta my mind!


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,221 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I had friends over and we played video games. Never drank at that age.

    I was an incredibly lame 15 year old.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,192 ✭✭✭Samsgirl


    I feel old. I did the Inter Cert.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,488 ✭✭✭Andre 3000


    It was the night I first encountered absinthe, I can still taste it as well as remembering the spew of the mothers dinner mixed with the alcohol. Still shifted half the disco and finger blasted a few mothers though.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,542 ✭✭✭Duff


    My junior cert results night consisted of drinking a naggin of the shïttest Polish vodka my cousin could buy, getting sick all over the dancefloor, been thrown out, getting a snack box, getting sick in my ma's car, a slap around the lug and bed.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,274 ✭✭✭emo72


    Andre 3000 wrote: »
    It was the night I first encountered absinthe, I can still taste it as well as remembering the spew of the mothers dinner mixed with the alcohol. Still shifted half the disco and finger blasted a few mothers though.

    i understand the first sentence, I think understand the bolded bit, but bit confused. nah no clue what yer saying there.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Six cans of Kilkenny for a fiver, 20 smokes and shared a taxi home. All for a tenner. That was my junior night in 1996


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I was on a fish lorry.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    I watched RTE news at 9pm about other junior cert pupils "celebrating" their results. Then I watched prime time followed by news on two and then bed. Got up for school the next morning and had corn flakes for breakfast.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    I watched RTE news at 9pm about other junior cert pupils "celebrating" their results. Then I watched prime time followed by news on two and then bed. Got up for school the next morning and had corn flakes for breakfast.

    Relax there, Ozzy Osbourne


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 394 ✭✭Brian from Bray


    The little scrotes should be in bed for school tomorrow.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Talking to a taxi driver friend earlier that picked up a group of girls from sandyford to bring them to club shoot yer goo. Said the lot of them were dressed like tramps


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    Mint Aero wrote: »
    I watched RTE news at 9pm about other junior cert pupils "celebrating" their results. Then I watched prime time followed by news on two and then bed. Got up for school the next morning and had corn flakes for breakfast.

    That was pretty much mine too, though don't think Prime Time was around. Possibly stayed up for Nighthawks.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,027 ✭✭✭sunshine and showers


    I went to a teen disco and had great (sober) craic dancing with my friends who didn't drink. I was only 15 and drink didn't interest me. The rest of my friends (and nearly everyone else in the town it seemed) got hammered outside or in the night club toilets.

    Woke up the next day to a picture on the front page of a national tabloid of two girls in our year stone drunk and seemingly kissing. You couldn't see their faces, but we all knew who they were.Twas quite the scandal!


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Talking to a taxi driver friend earlier that picked up a group of girls from sandyford to bring them to club shoot yer goo. Said the lot of them were dressed like tramps

    The parents shouldn't be letting them out dressed like that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Cold War Kid


    I had friends over and we played video games. Never drank at that age.

    I was an incredibly lame 15 year old.
    Nothing wrong with that. You were only 15. I and others were trying to be way too grown up too early.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    The parents shouldn't be letting them out dressed like that.
    Thats exactly what I said. He added he was waiting outside the house for ages but when one girl came out a middle aged woman followed her out and slipped a naggin into he handbag


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Andre 3000 wrote: »
    It was the night I first encountered absinthe, I can still taste it as well as remembering the spew of the mothers dinner mixed with the alcohol. Still shifted half the disco and finger blasted a few mothers though.

    We didn't know what that was, It was a pint or a short or "we don't have that sh1te in here"

    Ah my inter cert results night was a bit mad and involved lots of drunken fooling around.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,207 ✭✭✭EazyD


    Junior night was great tbh. What wasn't so great was crashing in my mates and then heading from there to school the next day, albeit late and still mouldy from the previous nights cans.

    First class in and one of the cans I forget about at the bottom of my bag bursts, smelling the whole classroom up of warm cheap Tuberg lager. Not one of my finest moments as a young lad.


  • Registered Users Posts: 316 ✭✭Two Sheds


    Dressing like prostitutes and getting stoned out of their tiny minds?

    We are talking about children here.. right?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 210 ✭✭Tompatrick


    My Inter Cert was 1960, I think, we didn't do anything to celebrate.

    Hey ! How are you able to work tinternet then aul boy?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 298 ✭✭marty_crane


    Talking to a taxi driver friend earlier that picked up a group of girls from sandyford to bring them to club shoot yer goo. Said the lot of them were dressed like tramps

    P!ss stained trousers, vomit encrusted beards and shoes with no laces? They won't pull looking like that


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