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Train Drivers.

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  • 02-09-2015 10:45pm
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    kneemos
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    How do train drivers go to the toilet?


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    refusetolose
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    kneemos wrote: »
    How do train drivers go to the toilet?

    they've a bucket


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    kfallon
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    kneemos wrote: »
    How do train drivers go to the toilet?

    Thru their flutes/gees/bungholes


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    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    kneemos wrote: »
    How do train drivers go to the toilet?

    Stand for number 1 and sit for number 2? Unless it's a lady, they probably sit for both


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    [Deleted User]
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    They stand up if men.

    Squat if women.


    Then relax and let it flow.


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    Sh1tbag OToole
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    kneemos wrote: »
    How do train drivers go to the toilet?

    Same way you do


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    nullzero
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    ****


    kneemos wrote: »
    How do train drivers go to the toilet?

    It's not as entertaining as the way an ice cream man does.

    Glazers Out!



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    #8
    kneemos
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    HA!


    HUH?


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    Ruu
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    Out the window.


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    Buona Fortuna
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    Always wanted to drive a train :o


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    Señor Fancy Pants
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    Ah Kneemos come off it.

    Seriously now, what's your next thought?

    You need to change your name to "Question_Bot2000"


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    kneemos
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    Señor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Ah Kneemos come off it.

    Seriously now, what's your next thought?

    You need to change your name to "Question_Bot2000"


    They can't leave the cab or whatever they call it.
    So suppose they have to go?


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    Señor Fancy Pants
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    kneemos wrote: »
    They can't leave the cab or whatever they call it.
    So suppose they have to go?

    What if they want a panini!?

    Sure they will just whip out their panini maker.


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    Sheep Lover
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    kneemos wrote: »
    They can't leave the cab or whatever they call it.
    So suppose they have to go?

    They hold it in like a big boy?


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    [Deleted User]
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    A loocomotive?

    A locommodetive?


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    newmug
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    kneemos wrote: »
    They can't leave the cab or whatever they call it.
    So suppose they have to go?

    Cant they just go before the journey like everybody else? I dont think there's any train journey in Ireland that doesnt stop after 2 hours or thereabouts. If you cant hold it for 2 hours, good luck to ya!


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    kneemos
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    newmug wrote: »
    Cant they just go before the journey like everybody else? I dont think there's any train journey in Ireland that doesnt stop after 2 hours or thereabouts. If you cant hold it for 2 hours, good luck to ya!


    After the weekend or a dodgy vindaloo you might get taken sudden.


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    Banjo String
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    **as a backpacker in a Melbourne 'job club' **.


    "Drive a train"

    Said the glaswegian lad in front of me, after being asked what "he'd like to do in Melbourne"?

    (He was a joiner in Scotland)


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    foggy_lad
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    kneemos wrote: »
    They can't leave the cab or whatever they call it.
    So suppose they have to go?

    Ya know them brown leather satchel/cases they all carry around........


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    jimgoose
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    They just go in their jocks. They can change at Limerick Junction.


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    For Forks Sake
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    kneemos wrote: »
    They can't leave the cab or whatever they call it.
    So suppose they have to go?

    Hang their arse out the window like everyone else on the Friday afternoon train to Kilkenny.


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    NachoBusiness
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    Surely crane drivers' options pose more of a conundrum.


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    Samsgirl
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    There should be a AMA thread for a train driver so we can put these very questions to him.


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    Buona Fortuna
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    Banjo String wrote: »
    **as a backpacker in a Melbourne 'job club' **.


    "Drive a train"

    Said the glaswegian lad in front of me, after being asked what "he'd like to do in Melbourne"?

    (He was a joiner in Scotland)
    foggy_lad wrote: »
    Ya know them brown leather satchel/cases they all carry around........


    He just wanted to take a dump in a brown leather satchel, while travelling at 180 mph.


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    biko
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    Diapers


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    Canis Lupus
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    You know there's such a thing called google to answer your constant stream of weird questions and if google can't answer it it probably wasn't worth asking in the first place.


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    Mesrine65
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    kneemos wrote: »
    How do train drivers go to the toilet?

    http://thumbs2.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mYot14f1ZvFK9iBpbbuyG2A.jpg


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    Turtyturd
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    NachoBusiness wrote: »
    Surely crane drivers' options pose more of a conundrum.

    Don't give him ideas.


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    kylith
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    There's a hole in the floorboards.


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    kneemos
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    Canis Lupus wrote: »
    You know there's such a thing called google to answer your constant stream of weird questions and if google can't answer it it probably wasn't worth asking in the first place.


    There's a thread from here from2012.
    The rest is vague wishy washy kinda stuff.


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    jimgoose
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    Canis Lupus wrote: »
    You know there's such a thing called google to answer your constant stream of weird questions and if google can't answer it it probably wasn't worth asking in the first place.

    I disagree there, chief. Aside from some reports of disgruntled drivers and the odd fatality here and there around the world, Google has no idea what the water-closet arrangements are for the average modern locomotive driver. To that end, I have contacted Irish Rail to ask them if any of their locomotives feature small restroom facilities in the driver's cabin area, particularly the newer IE 201 Class machines. I will report back here as soon as I have information.


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