Train Drivers.

kneemos

How do train drivers go to the toilet?

refusetolose

kneemos wrote: »

How do train drivers go to the toilet?

they've a bucket

kfallon

kneemos wrote: »

How do train drivers go to the toilet?

Thru their flutes/gees/bungholes

KERSPLAT!

kneemos wrote: »

How do train drivers go to the toilet?

Stand for number 1 and sit for number 2? Unless it's a lady, they probably sit for both

They stand up if men.

Squat if women.


Then relax and let it flow.

Sh1tbag OToole

kneemos wrote: »

How do train drivers go to the toilet?

Same way you do

nullzero

kneemos wrote: »

How do train drivers go to the toilet?

It's not as entertaining as the way an ice cream man does.

kneemos

HA!


HUH?

Ruu

Out the window.

Buona Fortuna

Always wanted to drive a train

Señor Fancy Pants

Ah Kneemos come off it.

Seriously now, what's your next thought?

You need to change your name to "Question_Bot2000"

kneemos

Señor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Ah Kneemos come off it.

Seriously now, what's your next thought?

You need to change your name to "Question_Bot2000"

They can't leave the cab or whatever they call it.
So suppose they have to go?

Señor Fancy Pants

kneemos wrote: »

They can't leave the cab or whatever they call it.
So suppose they have to go?

What if they want a panini!?

Sure they will just whip out their panini maker.

Sheep Lover

kneemos wrote: »

They can't leave the cab or whatever they call it.
So suppose they have to go?

They hold it in like a big boy?

A loocomotive?

A locommodetive?

newmug

kneemos wrote: »

They can't leave the cab or whatever they call it.
So suppose they have to go?

Cant they just go before the journey like everybody else? I dont think there's any train journey in Ireland that doesnt stop after 2 hours or thereabouts. If you cant hold it for 2 hours, good luck to ya!

kneemos

newmug wrote: »

Cant they just go before the journey like everybody else? I dont think there's any train journey in Ireland that doesnt stop after 2 hours or thereabouts. If you cant hold it for 2 hours, good luck to ya!

After the weekend or a dodgy vindaloo you might get taken sudden.

Banjo String

**as a backpacker in a Melbourne 'job club' **.


"Drive a train"

Said the glaswegian lad in front of me, after being asked what "he'd like to do in Melbourne"?

(He was a joiner in Scotland)

foggy_lad

kneemos wrote: »

They can't leave the cab or whatever they call it.
So suppose they have to go?

Ya know them brown leather satchel/cases they all carry around........

jimgoose

They just go in their jocks. They can change at Limerick Junction.

For Forks Sake

kneemos wrote: »

They can't leave the cab or whatever they call it.
So suppose they have to go?

Hang their arse out the window like everyone else on the Friday afternoon train to Kilkenny.

NachoBusiness

Surely crane drivers' options pose more of a conundrum.

Samsgirl

There should be a AMA thread for a train driver so we can put these very questions to him.

Buona Fortuna

Banjo String wrote: »

**as a backpacker in a Melbourne 'job club' **.


"Drive a train"

Said the glaswegian lad in front of me, after being asked what "he'd like to do in Melbourne"?

(He was a joiner in Scotland)

foggy_lad wrote: »

Ya know them brown leather satchel/cases they all carry around........

He just wanted to take a dump in a brown leather satchel, while travelling at 180 mph.

biko

Diapers

Canis Lupus

You know there's such a thing called google to answer your constant stream of weird questions and if google can't answer it it probably wasn't worth asking in the first place.

Mesrine65

kneemos wrote: »

How do train drivers go to the toilet?

http://thumbs2.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mYot14f1ZvFK9iBpbbuyG2A.jpg

Turtyturd

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Surely crane drivers' options pose more of a conundrum.

Don't give him ideas.

kylith

There's a hole in the floorboards.

kneemos

Canis Lupus wrote: »

You know there's such a thing called google to answer your constant stream of weird questions and if google can't answer it it probably wasn't worth asking in the first place.

There's a thread from here from2012.
The rest is vague wishy washy kinda stuff.

jimgoose

Canis Lupus wrote: »

You know there's such a thing called google to answer your constant stream of weird questions and if google can't answer it it probably wasn't worth asking in the first place.

I disagree there, chief. Aside from some reports of disgruntled drivers and the odd fatality here and there around the world, Google has no idea what the water-closet arrangements are for the average modern locomotive driver. To that end, I have contacted Irish Rail to ask them if any of their locomotives feature small restroom facilities in the driver's cabin area, particularly the newer IE 201 Class machines. I will report back here as soon as I have information.

foggy_lad

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Surely crane drivers' options pose more of a conundrum.

Light golden showers forecast?

RayM

Whenever they choo choo choose.

jimgoose

jimgoose wrote: »

...I have contacted Irish Rail to ask them if any of their locomotives feature small restroom facilities in the driver's cabin area, particularly the newer IE 201 Class machines. I will report back here as soon as I have information.

Irish Rail have spoken:

Good Afternoon Mr. Goose,
No, none of our Locos have a toilet facility in the Driver's cab.

Hmm, this is serious. I shan't be able to approach a level-crossing anymore without the Thousand Yard Stare, ready to duck. :pac:

kneemos

jimgoose wrote: »

Irish Rail have spoken:

Good Afternoon Mr. Goose,
No, none of our Locos have a toilet facility in the Driver's cab.

Hmm, this is serious. I shan't be able to approach a level-crossing anymore without the Thousand Yard Stare, ready to duck. :pac:

Shocked that Irish Rail have someone to answer queries.

Sir Osis of Liver.

On the coal shovel surely and into the furnace with it.

dubscottie

jimgoose wrote: »

Irish Rail have spoken:

Good Afternoon Mr. Goose,
No, none of our Locos have a toilet facility in the Driver's cab.

Hmm, this is serious. I shan't be able to approach a level-crossing anymore without the Thousand Yard Stare, ready to duck. :pac:

Most Locos in the UK had jacks in the engine compartment. Couldn't use them while in motion mind.

sovereign121

I am a train driver. Seriously. Once on a trip to Cork I ate got a dodgy chicken burger from Hillbillies. Had a rumble in the stomach going through the tunnel out of Cork on the return leg. Thought it would pass and it did. Briefly. About 5 minutes past Mallow I got the 'DROP'. Had to lash on the emergency brake. Rang control and told them some little **** pulled the emergency cord and had to go back and reset it. With that I legged it out of the cab, back to first class and nose dived into the jacks. With beads of sweat on my brow the world fell out of my ass.

So in summary we lie to control then stink out first class.

Lyaiera

sovereign121 wrote: »

I am a train driver. Seriously. Once on a trip to Cork I ate got a dodgy chicken burger from Hillbillies. Had a rumble in the stomach going through the tunnel out of Cork on the return leg. Thought it would pass and it did. Briefly. About 5 minutes past Mallow I got the 'DROP'. Had to lash on the emergency brake. Rang control and told them some little **** pulled the emergency cord and had to go back and reset it. With that I legged it out of the cab, back to first class and nose dived into the jacks. With beads of sweat on my brow the world fell out of my ass.

So in summary we lie to control then stink out first class.

And thus a modern folk hero is born.

Feck control, and feck first class!

DEFTLEFTHAND

Maybe they have a piss bottle like the truckers.

knird evol

You never saw thomas the tank engine taking a piss.
What was his problem?

Dr. Mantis Toboggan

Lyaiera wrote: »

And thus a modern folk hero is born.

Feck control, and feck first class!

Class boundaries don't stand up when you've got to unload a steaming coil of scuttery midden.