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Advantages of being single

  • 22-08-2015 10:53PM
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 71 ✭✭Miley30


    Is there any ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    More money in your pocket.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    Not having to shave legs


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    All the bed, all the duvet, all the fridge, all the bathroom, all the remote, and all the freedom. You don't answer to anyone and come and go as you please. No explanations, no excuses, no expectations. There are loads of advantages to being single.

    There's loads of disadvantages too though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,311 ✭✭✭✭Calahonda52


    Blindness
    Cramp
    Frozen shoulder

    “I can’t pay my staff or mortgage with instagram likes”.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,836 ✭✭✭✭Mantis Toboggan


    Being able to watch and play sports 24/7

    Free Palestine 🇵🇸



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,717 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Get to participate in threads like this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,739 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    I get the entire bed and I can eat whatever the hell I want.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,427 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    This exact topic rolls around a few times a year.

    Its simple,dont get married, ever. Be in a relationship by all means, its an economy of scale for the cost of living, but when you get sick of person B, you can just feck off and start over, no dramas.

    The Gays will be sorry they fought so hard for marriage yet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    Blindness
    Cramp
    Frozen shoulder

    ha!:D

    In the morning, I could up and fly to Belgium. Not going to but it's handy to have the option available.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 437 ✭✭Pink Lemons


    Your hand doesn't make you feel guilty when you finish too early


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 71 ✭✭Miley30


    Candie wrote: »
    All the bed, all the duvet, all the fridge, all the bathroom, all the remote, and all the freedom. You don't answer to anyone and come and go as you please. No explanations, no excuses, no expectations. There are loads of advantages to being single.

    There's loads of disadvantages too though.

    You make being single sound so good.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Not having to shave legs

    And if you do for any reason, you can stop at the knee.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    Candie wrote: »
    And if you do for any reason, you can stop at the knee.

    Absolutely! And no agony of the brazilian to endure :O


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭conorh91


    Control over your own life is probably one.

    I like being in a relationship because we don't control one another too much, we're too often apart. I couldn't bear be with someone so demanding I had to sacrifice too much time to doing nothing, sitting in a park making small talk.

    I went out with some nice girls, but we just weren't in the same place in terms of passing endless hours together watching movies or talking nonsense. It gets boring.

    Found a solution though! Date a newly qualified nurse/ doctor/ garda... you'll have all the benefits of a relationship without the demanding texts (and they're not the sensitive types, either).

    Somewhere along the same lines, never date a primary school/ teacher!


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Ellen Slow Farmhouse


    kylith wrote: »
    I get the entire bed and I can eat whatever the hell I want.

    yeah watching netflix or reading all day


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    Not having to listen to a whingey hissing sound that eventually fizzles out... Bliss


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Cold War Kid


    Miley30 wrote: »
    You make being single sound so good.
    It's hardly that horrendous being single is it? Maybe it depends on the person/their stage in life/whether they have enough of a social circle


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    less money and less sex tbh.

    but the freedom thing is fair. and you only have to hoover when you think it needs doing yrself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,051 ✭✭✭keysersoze0330


    Less earache


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    No snoring. No dual alarms, no late night news disputes. Your own choice of menu, cleaning schedule and wake/sleep timing.

    I'm talking myself into it all here.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 71 ✭✭Miley30


    less money and less sex tbh.

    but the freedom thing is fair. and you only have to hoover when you think it needs doing yrself.

    Less money ? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Have the remote control to yourself...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,717 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    kylith wrote: »
    I get the entire bed and I can eat whatever the hell I want.

    Wait having the bed to yourself is an advantage of being single? Hmmm.
    It's hardly that horrendous being single is it? Maybe it depends on the person/their stage in life/whether they have enough of a social circle

    I have a social circle.

    A dot is a type of circle, right? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Fox_In_Socks


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    A dot is a type of circle, right? :confused:


    It is. And a Dot Cotton is my kind of circle, oh yeah!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    You are a sovereign human being.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The bed thing is a starfish and duvet hogging thing. I like having the bed to myself. For sleeping.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,915 ✭✭✭✭Eeden


    There's only one good reason to be in a relationship, and that is if you meet someone so awesome that you can't resist.

    So, just try to avoid that, and all is good!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,717 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    The thing I like about being single is not having to explain me jokes. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,739 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Wait having the bed to yourself is an advantage of being single? Hmmm.


    Damn right! My ex used to sleep diagonally. He used to cuddle me in his sleep too; there's nothing I hate like people touching me when I'm trying to sleep. I am not a snuggly sleeper.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,396 ✭✭✭DivingDuck


    The list is more or less endless in my book (and admittedly I'm conflating being single with being childless), but the big ones are these:

    - never have to consult anyone before making plans, either small (going to the pub after work instead of straight home) or large (going on a long holiday to the destination of your choosing)
    - everything is where you last left it in your home (granted this requires you to live alone)
    - you don't have to make nice with an entire second family who may or may not hate you unfairly
    - full control of the remote, the wifi, and the DVR
    - not having to share a bed
    - knowing exactly what food is in the fridge, freezer, and cupboards
    - never having to justify your expenditure to anyone
    - not having to worry how you'd cope if your partner got sick
    - the toilet, bath, and shower are always free and available for your use
    - you never have to worry about your browsing history
    - you can decorate your home in the style you see fit and to the level you see fit
    - you never have to worry about anyone else's credit rating when applying for a loan, credit card, or mortgage
    - no complaints if you don't want to go out for the weekend
    - no complaints if you want to stay out all weekend
    - you can get fat without anyone complaining about how you've changed
    - you can get fit without anyone complaining about how you've changed
    - there's nobody to disturb if you keep odd hours
    - there's nobody disturbing you when you're sleeping off your odd hours

    Basically you can do whatever you want, whenever you want, providing it's legal and you have the means to do so. Sometimes I think I'd like to have someone to spend some time with, then I remember the above and reconsider quickly enough.


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