Stags & Hens this weekend

WearstheFoxhat

Where are people off to this weekend ?

Señor Fancy Pants

The creep is strong in this one.

jamesbere

Not heading to a stag or a hen anyway

Birneybau

Staying away from Stags and Hens.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

The proportion of us going anywhere will be small: those to a stag or hen even smaller.

Miley30

Heading over to Libya for a few days, for the craic like.

WearstheFoxhat

You should try one

Amos Wrong Troll wrote:

The proportion of us going anywhere will be small: those to a stag or hen even smaller.[/QUOTE

Amos Wrong Troll wrote:

The proportion of us going anywhere will be small: those to a stag or hen even smaller.

They're right craic, you should go on one

WearstheFoxhat

Should take the butter off my fingers too

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

WearstheFoxhat wrote: »

They're right craic, you should go on one

I get the impression I have been on many more than you have to date.

So where are you off to, we know you're on fire to tell us?

5rtytry56

Let us know how you get on OP!


Good Lad.

ToddyDoody

...Don't forget the stomach pump...

Señor Fancy Pants

WearstheFoxhat wrote: »

Should take the butter off my fingers too

Don't be daft!

It's your *thing*! The guy that follows Hen parties and leaves buttery finger prints all over the place.

Like a creepy calling card. They can call you Mr.Creepy Butter Tips.

Has some pazazz to it.

ygolometsipe

Does anyone know when stags and hens began?

It seems very normal but I think only for maybe 50 years?

WearstheFoxhat

This is my second stag, and hoping to blow my conkers all over the shop

5rtytry56

don't forget to take the selfies either young man.

WearstheFoxhat

Oh yeah, selfie city. Going to try and get meself a girl

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

ygolometsipe wrote: »

Does anyone know when stags and hens began?

It seems very normal but I think only for maybe 50 years?

They started on the 5th century BC, believe it or not. In my day it was a bachelor party. Hens started in the 1960s.

WearstheFoxhat

Amos Wrong Troll wrote:

They started on the 5th century BC, believe it or not. In my day it was a bachelor party. Hens started in the 1960s.

And did you ever blow your chestnuts at one of these Bachelor parties? Go on my San , I'd say you did, you little devil!

ygolometsipe

Amos Wrong Troll wrote: »

They started on the 5th century BC, believe it or not. In my day it was a bachelor party. Hens started in the 1960s.

sounds like fun, don't know why a male deer would hang out with a female chicken?

times be strange!

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

WearstheFoxhat wrote: »

And did you ever blow your chestnuts at one of these Bachelor parties? Go on my San , I'd say you did, you little devil!

That doesn't even warrant an answer but.....

Mind your own business. We were gentlemen who were out to celebrate an upcoming wedding and not acting like dicks. Being married myself for most of them I didn't need to get up to any shinanigans.

San???? Please!

WearstheFoxhat

Ah come on, I heard that married men are the worst shower ever, I bet you had a little tickle on one of those bachelor yolks

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

ygolometsipe wrote: »

sounds like fun, don't know why a male deer would hang out with a female chicken?

times be strange!

Stag originally referred to the male of any animal and a hen is a female of any bird

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

WearstheFoxhat wrote: »

Ah come on, I heard that married men are the worst shower ever, I bet you had a little tickle on one of those bachelor yolks

Oh grow up.

ygolometsipe

Amos Wrong Troll wrote: »

Stag originally referred to the male of any animal and a hen is a female of any bird

This ^ is true!

muchas gracias amigo.

5rtytry56

WearstheFoxhat wrote: »

This is my second stag, and hoping to blow my conkers all over the shop

So you're a seasoned veteran of such bashes by your own esteem.

Rock on duderino.

WearstheFoxhat

Amos Wrong Troll wrote:

Oh grow up.

Ah well, Las Vegas here I come

WearstheFoxhat

5rtytry56 wrote:

esteem

5rtytry56 wrote:

So you're a seasoned veteran of such bashes by your own esteem.

Rock on duderino.[/QUOTE

5rtytry56 wrote:

So you're a seasoned veteran of such bashes by your own esteem.


Rock on duderino.

5rtytry56 wrote:

So you're a seasoned veteran of such bashes by your own esteem.

Rock on duderino.

Word, San

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Are you old enough to drink in Los Vegas?

WearstheFoxhat

Amos Wrong Troll wrote:

Are you old enough to drink in Los Vegas?

Yeah? I'm over 18 san

WearstheFoxhat

Amos Wrong Troll wrote:

Are you old enough to drink in Los Vegas?

It's Las not Los

thevinylword

Stag central this weekend, invited to two, another in two weeks time.. gah

WearstheFoxhat

thevinylword wrote:

Stag central this weekend, invited to two, another in two weeks time.. gah

Loving it

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

WearstheFoxhat wrote: »

Yeah? I'm over 18 san

The legal age in Las Vegas is 21 san. And they are very strict about it, san.

WearstheFoxhat

Amos Wrong Troll wrote:

The legal age in Las Vegas is 21 san. And they are very strict about it, san.

Ah yeah, it be grand

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

WearstheFoxhat wrote: »

Ah yeah, it be grand

That's what they all think until they get there. Good luck with that san.

WearstheFoxhat

Amos Wrong Troll wrote:

That's what they all think until they get there. Good luck with that san.

They won't know what hit them!

The Backwards Man

Clark County Jail is full of 'sans' who thought t'would be grand

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

WearstheFoxhat wrote: »

They won't know what hit them!

:D Oh, the innocence! I'm off. This is nonsense.

WearstheFoxhat

Yee haw !

Cienciano

WearstheFoxhat wrote: »

They won't know what hit them!

Sorry to disappoint, but Vegas has to be the one of the worst stag destinations in the world. There's places in europe on €50 ryanar flights that are 100 times better than vegas

Chucken

Does that rule still apply in After Hours where a picture has to be posted every hour while on the stag do?

More seasoned Boards users will remember.....

WearstheFoxhat

That's a pity, was looking forward to it and all

suicide_circus

You can't legally drink at 18 in Nevada but you can legally pay a nice lady to tie you up and thrash the bejaysus out of you with a cane. God bless America.

The Backwards Man

suicide_circus wrote: »

You can't legally drink at 18 in Nevada but you can legally pay a nice lady to tie you up and thrash the bejaysus out of you with a cane. God bless America.

Not legal in Vegas though, he could find himself in the clink for that too. Brothels in Nevada are in locations that would make Leitrim seem like Prenzlauer Berg

Chucken

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Not legal in Vegas though, he could find himself in the clink for that too. Brothels in Nevada are in locations that would make Leitrim seem like Prenzlauer Berg

And you know this...how?

suicide_circus

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Not legal in Vegas though, he could find himself in the clink for that too. Brothels in Nevada are in locations that would make Leitrim seem like Prenzlauer Berg

You'd know all about that, Your Grace.

The Backwards Man

Chucken wrote: »

And you know this...how?

I drive around Nevada on google street view in my spare time . . sometimes it's just desert . .desert . . desert . . .desert . . bunny ranch . . desert . . . desert . . .desert. . . desert. . . desert

True story.:)

WearstheFoxhat

I'll throw up a few pics over the next few days of my travels

Chucken

WearstheFoxhat wrote: »

I'll throw up a few pics over the next few days of my travels

Oh that's a relief. I thought for a minute you were going to break the old rule.

Phew!!!

DEFTLEFTHAND

What's up with this 'san' business, you a cockney?

Chucken

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

What's up with this 'san' business, you a cockney?

Probably a yoof thing.