Ryan Tubridy radio show thread

ButtersSuki

StevenToast wrote: »

I would love if one of our contributors on this thread emailed turdridy....

I have. It wasn't read out.

sligojoek

A beautiful human being.

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

A beautiful human being.

The most over-used word in his limited vocabulary.

NIMAN

Her mum is a messer.

sligojoek

The ailments piling up. She belongs on Liveline

ButtersSuki

NIMAN wrote: »

Appears Laura is real.

In any other year, she'd have gotten tickets for the toyshow from The Boyman. I wonder will she get something else instead? A signed copy of "Patrick and the President"?

"Patrick and the President, Part II" by ButtersSuki.

Patrick loved the American President. He studied him intently; his mannerisms, his habits, how he treated women. He idolised him. And when Lee Harvey Oswald the CIA blew his brains out in 1963, Patrick changed. Psychologists would later say that event led to Patrick becoming a serial killer and rapist.

The End.

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

The ailments piling up. She belongs on Liveline

See below:

ButtersSuki wrote: »

A poem!!!!!!!!!

He's morphing into Mr. Duffy, with slightly better diction.

NIMAN

Nothing to help us get over the cv19 depression but give us another depressing covid story.

ButtersSuki

NIMAN wrote: »

Nothing to help us get over the cv19 depression but give us another depressing covid story.

Was that a Duffy-ism? I seem to have a vague recollection of him trying to make that a thing....like BC (before Covid and dat)

ButtersSuki

Tell her to have a series of Boutique Christmases Bryan.

ButtersSuki

See what Bryan did there? The poem said "silence", and Bryan paused. Wow. Beautiful and delicious.

ButtersSuki

I wrote a poem too:


Skinny git,
Deluded twit,
1 hour a day,
500K.

Teddy's 99,
Sounds divine,
Beatles hits,
Real chips.

Books by the fire,
Makes one quite groovy,
Jigsaws, plain cake,
A black and white movie.

ButtersSuki

Tubs was eating something there when he came back from the break. Such a pro, couldn't even wait another minute.

StevenToast

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I wrote a poem too:


Skinny git,
Deluded twit,
1 hour a day,
500K.

Teddy's 99,
Sounds divine,
Beatles hits,
Real chips.

Books by the fire,
Makes one quite groovy,
Jigsaws, plain cake,
A black and white movie.

Gold

imme

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Bryan LOOOOOOVES Jelly and ice cream. What a shocker.

Bryan: do I sound like a 7 year old?

All the time Bryan, all the time.

Has Ryan Tubridy changed his name.

ButtersSuki

imme wrote: »

Has Ryan Tubridy changed his name.

Not a show regular are you then?

generalgerry

ButtersSuki wrote: »

In any other year, she'd have gotten tickets for the toyshow from The Boyman. I wonder will she get something else instead? A signed copy of "Patrick and the President"?"Patrick and the President, Part II" by ButtersSuki.

Tubridy is releasing his next book after the election in November.

mistersifter

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Bryan LOOOOOOVES Jelly and ice cream. What a shocker.

Bryan: do I sound like a 7 year old?

All the time Bryan, all the time.

He loves jelly and ice cream and hates fish and anything else remotely healthy.

And he takes pride in not being able to cook a decent meal. He might as well just come out with, "vegetables are yucky mummy"

He thinks this tendency to infantilize everything is charming but it makes him sound like an underdeveloped freak.

Next time he's lecturing young people on the importance of reading, someone should intervene and give him a sermon about diet and exercise because the jelly babies and chips routine is catching up on him by the looks of it.

You'd have to wonder what kind of woman would find this infantile persona attractive. It's disturbing.

imme

mistersifter wrote: »

He loves jelly and ice cream and hates fish and anything else remotely healthy.

And he takes pride in not being able to cook a decent meal. He might as well just come out with, "vegetables are yucky mummy"

He thinks this tendency to infantilize everything is charming but it makes him sound like an underdeveloped freak.

Next time he's lecturing young people on the importance of reading, someone should intervene and give him a sermon about diet and exercise because the jelly babies and chips routine is catching up on him by the looks of it.

You'd have to wonder what kind of woman would find this infantile persona attractive. It's disturbing.

He likes a jar leave him alone.

mistersifter

imme wrote: »

He likes a jar leave him alone.

among other things.

Brendan Bendar

Don’t forget the the box set and the selection box beside the roaring fire .

In August......

mistersifter

and that delicious Jimmy Stewart photo he keeps in his wallet just in case he fancies a quick hand-shandy to keep him ticking over throughout his two hours in Montrose.

mistersifter

mistersifter wrote: »

and that delicious Jimmy Stewart photo he keeps in his wallet just in case he fancies a quick hand-shandy to keep him ticking over throughout his two hours in Montrose.

Thanks for that mental image

NIMAN

mistersifter wrote: »

You'd have to wonder what kind of woman would find this infantile persona attractive. It's disturbing.

You'd be surprised the number out there who can see through a man's deficiencies as long as there is plenty of money in the bank account.

mistersifter

And if the bank balance doesn't offset the emotionally-stunted manchild persona, he can just don the aul cowboy hat again.

Not a woman alive could resist such hypermasculinity.

Pelvis Parsley

mistersifter wrote: »

And if the bank balance doesn't offset the emotionally-stunted manchild persona, he can just don the aul cowboy hat again.

Not a woman alive could resist such hypermasculinity.

And if you don't like it, he'll come round your house and b-b-break both your legs.

Pelvis Parsley

generalgerry wrote: »

Tubridy is releasing his next book after the election in November.

I think he must have enjoyed posing for this almost as much as hearing a good cancer story.

mistersifter

fúck me. The deranged smile.

poor kid.

generalgerry

Tubridy, I knew JFK, I was a friend of his. And Bryan, you are no John Kennedy. No matter how hard you try:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uypERSiLg_I

You are still the man best suited to donning a Willy Wonka costume, cycling out onto Studio One on a tricycle singing "Let It Go" with the Billy Barrie Kids. I don't remember any of the Kennedys doing that.

sligojoek

Pelvis Parsley wrote: »

I think he must have enjoyed posing for this almost as much as hearing a good cancer story.

Is that real, or photoshopped?