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Mexicans partying late into the night.

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  • 26-06-2015 11:29pm
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    IrishWandering
    Registered Users Posts: 35 ✭


    I live in a peaceful area in Beaumont which consists of elderly people and the odd family. For the past week or so, a large group of people who we believe to be Mexicans (considering the fact they celebrated Cinco de Mayo back in May and that they all have Mexican accents) have became louder and louder in playing their fiesta music late into the night. Due to the heat these past few weeks we have no choice but to leave our bedroom windows on summer-lock during the night which results in the wonderful tune filling our ears until about 3-4 in the morning. I don't even know when they moved in, nobody can recall a 'For Sale' sign or any sort of moving trucks, etc at the house it is like they just appeared. Any ideas on what we should do to calm down the late night festivities?


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    El Guapo!
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    Get some tequila and join the party, gringo.


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    LETHAL LADY
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    Stick a bomb in their piñata....BOOM....that'll learn em.


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    not yet
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    Play Danny o Donnell really, really loud...they'll move after the 2nd night.


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    TheBeardedLady
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    The auld Mexican accents would be a giveaway alright.


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    corner of hells
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    Get yourself a large sombrero, grow a big droopy moustache and start traveling on a donkey . You'll fit right in with the senoritas.


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    Mint Aero
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    They're Spanish. Hard to differentiate between the two but bird flue targets Mexicans more so than the Spanish as it was invented for the purpose. So get Bird flu and spread it on their toast, see what happens then we'll know what we're dealing with.


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    pablo128
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    Hang around outside their house for a couple of hours wearing a black bomber jacket with 'US BORDER CONTROL' on the back of it. If you have dark sunglasses, put them on too. They should disperse pretty quick.


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    The Backwards Man
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    You better go home Mexican revellers
    Away from Kilbarron Road
    Stop all of your drinking
    And let the neighbours get a doze


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    Sheep Lover
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    Toss a half burnt sombrero into the front garden. They'll be so horrified that they'll high tail back to Mehecco on their donkays, gringo.


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    SEPT 23 1989
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    horny mexican sluts partying in Beaumont you say


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    Stheno
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    Call the cops with a noise complaint?


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    Sir Osis of Liver.
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    You'll never catch me making fun of Mexicans.

    No way, José.


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    magentis
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    Taxiiiiiii


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    blade1
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    What do Mexicans put under their carpet?
    Underlay underlay underlay!


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    Sunnyisland
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    Give them a Mexican wave...


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    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

    Roberto


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    The Backwards Man
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    Here's some relaxing music to calm you down OP

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m2THtTuBIo


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    Turtyturd
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    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    You better go home Mexican revellers
    Away from Kilbarron Road
    Stop all of your drinking
    And let the neighbours get a doze

    Kilbarron Road is about as much a part of Beaumont as Donegal is.

    They are probably adjusting to the time difference OP.


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    The Backwards Man
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    Turtyturd wrote: »
    Kilbarron Road is about as much a part of Beaumont as Donegal is.

    They are probably adjusting to the time difference OP.

    It's near the hospital and it sounds like Tannery Row, that's good enough for me, I know nothing about ye Dubs and your townlands, you're all the wan sow's pigs to me.:P


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    IrishWandering
    Registered Users Posts: 35 ✭IrishWandering


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Here's some relaxing music to calm you down OP

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m2THtTuBIo

    Interestingly, that is exactly what they were dancing to at around 10 o'clock.


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    Collie D
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    pablo128 wrote: »
    Hang around outside their house for a couple of hours wearing a black bomber jacket with 'US BORDER CONTROL' on the back of it. If you have dark sunglasses, put them on too. They should disperse pretty quick.

    Pablo knows what he's talking about


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    IrishWandering
    Registered Users Posts: 35 ✭IrishWandering


    pablo128 wrote: »
    Hang around outside their house for a couple of hours wearing a black bomber jacket with 'US BORDER CONTROL' on the back of it. If you have dark sunglasses, put them on too. They should disperse pretty quick.

    Perfect, I could probably get myself an outfit off ebay.
    I have found two loud speakers that I stopped using due to their broken sound that caused the music to shudder the entire house. I plan on connecting one to my laptop and one to my phone and proceeding to play a series of police sirens. :)


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    pjproby
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    Speedy Gongales

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIFgouHdlro


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    blade1
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    I used to go out with a Mexican girl who had only one big tooth in the middle of her gum.
    Juan-ita!!


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    DEFTLEFTHAND
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    What do you call two Mexican firemen?

    Jose and Hose B.


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    bnt
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    Does the house have an upstairs balcony, perhaps? That's one proven way of stopping a loud late night party. :eek:

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    Collie D
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    bnt wrote: »
    Does the house have an upstairs balcony, perhaps? That's one proven way of stopping a loud late night party. :eek:

    Not funny, dude


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    Herpes Cineplex
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    blade1 wrote: »
    What do Mexicans put under their carpet?
    Underlay underlay underlay!

    So bad, I just had to thank it.


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    Junkyard Tom
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    Admit it. You too imagined Mexicans around a fire singing loudly and firing guns in the air.


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    RollieFingers
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    What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

    Carlos!


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