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Teenager took selfies while she had sex with dog.

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  • 18-06-2015 1:33pm
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    Banjo String
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    Eat up, you're at your granmas house.

    Don't know if I should laugh or vomit.
    A teenager has reportedly admitted taking selfies as she had sex with a dog in her grandma's house.

    Ashley Miller is said to have told police how she coaxed her pet dog, a pit bull called 2-face, into performing a sex act on her between 30 and 40 times over the past five years.

    Officers have also indicated she admitted to making her previous dog, a pit bull-Rottweiler cross named Scarface, perform oral sex on her.

    Miller, from Bradenton, Florida, has been charged with two counts of sexual activities involving animals after police discovered the vile images on her mobile phone.

    According to documents obtained by the Smoking Gun, she told officers that 2-face lives at her grandma's house, also in Bradenton, a city in Manatee County.

    Whenever she wanted to have sex with the dog, she would lock herself in a bedroom, take off her underwear and beckon the dog over, reports the New York Daily News.

    Bet she wished it was called 2 dick.

    At least no animals were injured.
    A vet has indicated that 2-face showed no sign of injury when she checked her out.
    WTF:confused:

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/teenager-took-selfies-sex-dog-5904281?ICID=FB_mirror_main


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    everlast75
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    What an embarrassment...

    For the pit bull!


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    #3
    darkpagandeath
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    That's Ruff......


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    frash
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    She must be barking mad!


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    #5
    IrishTrajan
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    Ah, innocent, puppy love.


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    #6
    Gatling
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    Horses for courses
    360_F_102352090_ie3kLjDIvgrT1sxVDknWCUh8PxgMYzM7.jpg




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    #7
    frostyjacks
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    I couldn't tell which was the dog and which was the girl.


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    gazzamc
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    everlast75 wrote: »
    What an embarrassment...

    For the pit bull!

    Which one?


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    The_Valeyard
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    Was it doggy style?


    On a serious note though, the poor dog, no animal should be subjected to that.


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    Uncle Ben
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    Doggy Style. Nothing like it.


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    alchemist33
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    Pics or GT--



    No, wait, best not to...


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    Uncle Ben
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    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    Was it doggy style?

    Snap!!


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    #13
    The Dark Side
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    Dog Pun


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    Banjo String
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    everlast75 wrote: »
    What an embarrassment...

    For the pit bull!

    2 face looked quite pleased with itself from the article.


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    IrishTrajan
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    Gatling wrote: »
    Horses for courses

    Don't be so barking mad.


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    The_Valeyard
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    Uncle Ben wrote: »
    Snap!!

    Ha! Id say there were a few people thinking the same idea!


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    #17
    tastyt
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    Give a dog a boner


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    #18
    NachoBusiness
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    If I may channel Bill Hicks for a second:

    And I'm not getting laid!


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    #19
    SEPT 23 1989
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    I hope he had his nails clipped


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    #20
    osarusan
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    The expression 'like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle' has never been so apt.


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    .Henry Sellers.
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    That's one sick puppy.


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    [Deleted User]
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    If she is a teenager, then I thought she couldn't be named for legal reasons?


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    #23
    Harry Palmr
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    Florida? Should we be surprised?


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    NachoBusiness
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    Harry Palmr wrote: »
    Florida? Should we be surprised?

    Ah come on..

    Europe is the capital of bestiality, always has been. Could be wrong but I think it's still legal in countries like Denmark, where live sex shows with animals and animal brothels have be known to have operated.


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    zl1whqvjs75cdy
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    Can't believe she was stupid enough to get collared for that.


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    #26
    mikom
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGC7NbAPOmI


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    Galwayguy35
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    The dog must prefer personality over looks.


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    SEPT 23 1989
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    NachoBusiness wrote: »
    live sex shows with animals and animal brothels have be known to have operated.

    only a reality in that twisted mind of yours


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    #29
    Samaris
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    NachoBusiness wrote: »
    Ah come on..

    Europe is the capital of bestiality, always has been. Could be wrong but I think it's still legal in countries like Denmark, where live sex shows with animals and animal brothels have be known to have operated.

    Not sure an entire -continent-* can be a capital of bestiality (or really, anything else), but that aside - Denmark has actually made bestiality illegal for fear of sex tourism :D Or possibly they're in the process of; I did see a minor story about it recently anyway.

    Edit: *OK, not quite a continent, but a large group of politically-connected countries.


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    #30
    SeanW
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    Don't be so dogmatic ...


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    buck65
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    Dog eats pussy


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