Liveline Thread 17/06/2015 to date

ButtersSuki

And how much would it be without the vat?

Red Kev

This is the Aubrey of the tree surgeon world.

Sittingpretty

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Hero...

"Pal"

Rock Lesnar

How do i spot a rogue trader

Think thats fairly obvious Joe

Dan Jaman

Rogue Tree Surgeons - glad none of them work for the HSE.

somesoldiers

Can I see your chain saw certificate please?

Flukey

After that conversation, it's surprising yer man didn't ring Joe:

"Well Joe, I did a job for this woman and when I rang up to see why the cheque hadn't cleared she put some guy on the phone who gave me a shower of abuse."

Atlantic Dawn

You could do a test on them where you hand them a bag of logs and they have to break them in to sticks in under half an hour, if they pass they are qualified if not you have nice sticks cut for the fire.

djohnsongmx

I've an easier way... "The person shouldnt drive a hiace and have a million kids in the front seat".

Roger_007

Rock Lesnar wrote: »

How do i spot a rogue trader

Think thats fairly obvious Joe

Would there be a certain make of van involved?

Red Kev

bottlebrush wrote: »

Graduate from the College of Tree Surgeons

Would that not be the Royal College of Surgeons (tree section). I heard you need 580 points to get in.

somesoldiers

ha- they should know the Latin name of the trees!!

Atlantic Dawn

He's cutting down trees not a feckin heart surgeon, does he talk to the trees while he cuts?

ButtersSuki

Red Kev wrote: »

This is the Aubrey of the tree surgeon world.

Nah, he's not dropped the company name in 79 times yet.

Fujitsu10

What an obnoxious b*llix.

Flukey

So you need a degree in Latin to be a tree surgeon. Is that on the CAO forms?

Dan Jaman

bottlebrush wrote: »

Graduate from the College of Tree Surgeons

Splitters from the RICTS.

2smiggy

more free advertising ......

signostic

Folks...in case you missed it, its Neil from Setanta Tree Care thats on the line..

Odyssey 2005

What's his company name..:pac::pac::p

Dan Jaman

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

You could do a test on them where you hand them a bag of logs and they have to break them in to sticks in under half an hour, if they pass they are qualified if not you have nice sticks cut for the fire.

At Setanta Tree Care, yer man can pick up a piece of kindling, examine it, sniff it, taste it, and tell you what hill it grew on, when it was cut, who cut it, what petrol and oil was in the saw, and just to put the top hat on it, who planted it.

the_monkey

Last known photo of this chap :

bottlebrush

So how much are Setanta going to charge her for tidying it all up

Roger_007

2smiggy wrote: »

more free advertising ......

It sounds to me like the whole story is concocted to get the free air time for the tree surgeon?

( I'm a conspiracy theorist)

dvcireland

Red Kev wrote: »

This is the Aubrey of the tree surgeon world.

he has RTE listed as one of his client's, on his website, I wonder if it includes the RTE "diaspora".

Fujitsu10

Bad Bad Bad DIVILS....

Rock Lesnar

Joe doesnt care, he has to take a break

Odyssey 2005

Ah the devils. Gimme a Bucket ffs

signostic

Josephine sounds like your women with the hat on this clip..

ButtersSuki

Fujitsu10 wrote: »

What an obnoxious b*llix.

Joe's always like that.