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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,050 ✭✭✭gazzer


    Jesus her voice would go through you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,447 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    They are the same parish priests that you expect people who have committed crimes to call to and confess or hand back the money Joe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    She could have given him cans of coke, a mild upgrade from sugar and water.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    no missus.


    what you should have done is told him to f*ck off


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    And how did your husband die, was it long and painful ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    It might not of been a scam, could of been a private person who didnt want his details out.



    Isnt that the very definition of a scammer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    The price of 4 packages worth of cigarettes swindled.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Can the oul wans of the country please be wary of scams!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,266 ✭✭✭furiousox


    pull out the rosary beads there joe...

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Kind heart = euphemism for stupid


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    gazzer wrote: »
    Jesus her voice would go through you.
    forty silk cut a day


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Oh, here we go. "When did your husband die?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    And what he die of?

    (He died of a sudden).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    is she like a wedding planner?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Joe feels refreshed after that death story


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    A 4th topic in 22 minutes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,414 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Next up Joe speaks to caller, who purchased 2 leather jackets from a man in galway


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Cumberbítches


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Jesus christ, I haven't listened in weeks and now less than half hour we have a Fune-deral organiser on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Running funerals?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    A funeral organiser. The jackpot for Joe. Many death stories available.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    If you don't knock your phone off it will ring




    How about that for a pearl of wisdom?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,546 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    A bit like the infamous Roy Keane press conference, "who's phone is thaaat"???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    as long as the didn't have Bat out of Hell ringtone


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Cumberbítches

    cumberbastards


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    It's a bit of craic if it's a funny ringtone you have to admit, kills the dead atmosphere so to speak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Ah sure; nothing like a bit of levity with a pop tune.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,593 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    'Atmosphere', lol. It's not a rave love.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Does she give them an album of photos at the end of the funeral?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    snubbleste wrote: »
    A 4th topic in 22 minutes

    A bit of variety. Beats having one topic for 75 minutes, which we often have to suffer.


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