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  • #7082
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Somebody stole my gir goat.

    Detective Horatijoe says; if your goat's missing it's a 9/10ths chance your neighbour nicked it.


  • #7083
    Brian Scan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭Brian Scan


    How can you steal a goat?

    What an idiotic question.


  • #7084
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    How much is a goat worth, why would anyone go to such effort?


  • #7085
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Noelita.


  • #7086
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    Brian Scan wrote: »
    How can you steal a goat?

    Ask the lads from Calais


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  • #7087
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    He's here chalk-outline.jpg


  • #7088
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    Look behind you..


  • #7089
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    Her name is Nolita?

    No kiddin'.....................


  • #7090
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    There are tons of English folk seeing out there days living on farms round the country. every time I watch Ear to the Ground, Nationwide (usually in the father in laws), half the people featured are English


  • #7091
    Tiger Mcilroy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭Tiger Mcilroy


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    How much is a goat worth, why would anyone go to such effort?

    People will steal anything...

    whats her name?...NOELITA.. NOWEL - eeka?..


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  • #7092
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Too many animal sounds. It must be a cassette tape playing


  • #7093
    curioser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 599 ✭✭✭curioser


    Look behind you Mrs!


  • #7094
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,546 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Ah this one sounds a bit loopy now!!!!!


  • #7095
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    The goats looked fishy, Joe.


  • #7096
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    have goats got predators?


  • #7097
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Wolves kill goats


  • #7098
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    What colour was the goat.
    What was his name.


  • #7099
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    How did this person get through?


  • #7100
    drugstore cowboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,105 ✭✭✭drugstore cowboy


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    , why would anyone go to such effort?

    Banter!


  • #7101
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Killed?........methinks Joe knows too much?


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  • #7102
    my friend
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭my friend


    A dog wouldn't - it could


  • #7103
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,546 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    "Man handle a goat", why Joe???? :eek:


  • #7104
    curioser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 599 ✭✭✭curioser


    Has the goat got Predators?

    No Joe they wear Sketchers.


  • #7105
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,412 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Get Dr Richard and eanna on the blower


  • #7106
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    somesoldiers wrote: »
    have goats got predators?

    Men in Hiace vans?


  • #7107
    neris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,124 ✭✭✭✭neris


    joe hand milked himself before the break. nothing like a good death for joe


  • #7108
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    On the day that is in it with arfur rip the talentless ghoul rakes up a dead man story on airways i was so angry. Then a cretin rings up with goats bleating relentlessly and the great radioman is reduced to his real fking stature alan p crossed with terry wogan. Karma cnt


  • #7109
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Noelita's been goatnapped


  • #7110
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    was it a satyr?


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  • #7111
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Goat nappers in Co Laois...


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