Liveline Thread 17/06/2015 to date

Flukey

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Who in their right mind would spend €300 for introductions, a night in Copper Face Jacks would get you far more for far less.

The same kind of person that would ring LiveLine.

BPKS

Spoof call?

Which one of you is this on the line?

Atlantic Dawn

Has this guy ever used the internet before? Such things are online.

buried

This is 100% bull$hit

White Horse

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Who in their right mind would spend €300 for introductions, a night in Copper Face Jacks would get you far more for far less.

Doesn't sound like his type of place.

Flukey

2smiggy wrote: »

the roundabout does not just disappear ?!

Surely if you are giving directions, you don't give the local names of crosses/roundabouts.

It would probably have an Eircode.

snubbleste

An ENORMOUS picture of yerself

Atlantic Dawn

He should have gone with an ad in the Farmers Journal.

Atlantic Dawn

Marks out of ten what would he have gave her?

Dan Jaman

snubbleste wrote: »

An ENORMOUS picture of yerself

10 Gigabytes? Oh, my.

bottlebrush

Lisdoonvarna's the place for matchmaking

Forget this dating agency stuff

Flukey

He should have told her that he had a roundabout named after him. She'd have been all over him.

bottlebrush

He sounds like he's out hillwalking at the moment

snubbleste

Flukey wrote: »

He should have told her that he had a roundabout named after him. She'd have been all over him.

Or I have land with road frontage

Fujitsu10

PBH trying to get lucky.. :eek::eek:

Atlantic Dawn

Liveline will get him a quality lady.

Atlantic Dawn

bottlebrush wrote: »

He sounds like he's out hillwalking at the moment

Or interferring with himself

neris

Is ray darcy not the man for desperate dating

Firefox11

"Most of your own teeth"

Flukey

snubbleste wrote: »

Or I have land with road frontage

Her enormous photo must mean she had two large speed bumps up front.

Atlantic Dawn

Is it a mob town?

Fujitsu10

I wonder will Greece name a roundabout after Angela Merkel, she being such a great help to them and all that...

signostic

Did we not have people residing on the Red Cow roundabout a few years back..?

Atlantic Dawn

Is he hooked up to a life support machine?

ButtersSuki

Fujitsu10 wrote: »

Can't you put your Music on a memory stick and plug it into the USB port on the car??

Seriously, someone in the motor trade told me that CD players wont be fitted in cars soon.

Mrs. BUTTERSSUKI was a skeptic you until I played her the same song on a cd followed by it on MP3. She said it sounded like a complete different song with the cd version having "loads of parts" she didn't hear on the MP3 version.

You won't hear much difference in stereo, it's when you add the other speakers in that it comes to life.

If they stop fitting them I'll retro fit one.

Dan Jaman

He has a machine that goes 'boing'.

Flukey

The brother saved his life. Does he want a roundabout named after him, or just a bypass?

Atlantic Dawn

Dan Jaman wrote: »

He has a machine that goes 'boing'.

Must be like Chinese torture having to listen to it all day, I would prefer to just be let die than have that racket 24 hours a day on me.

Atlantic Dawn

I'd say he gets nice insuredance quotes for life cover.

signostic

Fujitsu10 wrote: »

I wonder will Greece name a roundabout after Angela Merkel, she being such a great help to them and all that...

or Wolfgang Schäuble