worst hangover ever

tommyboy26

someone come cook me a fry? im not well!!!!

jonon9

tommyboy26 wrote: »

someone come cook me a fry? im not well!!!!

I just had a big dirty fry just now if that helps

Mr_Muffin

10k run followed by a shower and good fapping session will sort you out.

tommyboy26

jonon9 wrote: »

I just had a big dirty fry just now if that helps

funny enough it doesnt help me.... come cook?

NachoBusiness

Some fresh air, a Capri Sun, packet of Rancheros and a Topic.

Hangover cure of the Gods.

Can of Club Rock Shandy if particularly bad.

tommyboy26

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Some fresh air, a Capri Sun, packet of Rancheros and a Topic.

Hangover cure of the Gods.

no need fry and can of coke and sympathy lol

CINCLANTFLT

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Some fresh air, a Capri Sun, packet of Rancheros and a Topic.

Hangover cure of the Gods.

Nope... Lucozade... Then curry chips with a battered sausage... 7 up to wash that down... An Orange Super Split ice cream or that more expensive posh version of that... Then more Lucozade...

Penny Tration

You're not that bad if you're able to go on the internet and type at 11am

tommyboy26

Jenny Thalia wrote: »

You're not that bad if you're able to go on the internet and type at 11am

i see your logic... but went to bed at 6am and son woke me at 10:30...

Tilly

No sympathy for you till you start puking non stop and can't even hold down anti sickness pills. Bloody pansy hangover!

Mechanical Clocktail

Eat something with sugar and keep drinking water throughout the day. I'm surprised how many people are too thick to take an aspirin or something. Don't over do it next time, you're really damaging yourself if you're in a bad way.

Conor Bourke

tommyboy26 wrote: »

someone come cook me a fry? im not well!!!!

If you're able to eat, it ain't a hangover. Come back to me when you haven't eaten in two days and we'll talk worst hangovers.

NachoBusiness

CINCLANTFLT wrote: »

An Orange Super Split ice cream..

Super Split??

What is this. 1987?

tommyboy26

Mechanical Clocktail wrote: »

Eat something with sugar and keep drinking water throughout the day. I'm surprised how many people are too thick to take an aspirin or something. Don't over do it next time, you're really damaging yourself if you're in a bad way.

took 2 solphdine they are helping!!!

Conor Bourke

Not meaning to pick on you OP or to go off-topic but WHHHHHYYYYYY are Irish people incapable of pronouncing Solpadeine?! There's no "F" or "PH" in there. I just don't get it

Eat something quick OP, the codeine will play havoc with your already delicate stomach otherwise.

tommyboy26

Alaskimo-cake wrote: »

Not meaning to pick on you OP or to go off-topic but WHHHHHYYYYYY are Irish people incapable of pronouncing Solpadeine?! There's no "F" or "PH" in there. I just don't get it

Eat something quick OP, the codeine will play havoc with your already delicate stomach otherwise.

spelling is not my strongest talent!!!! even worse in my current state

mojesius

I second the Capri sun idea. Fresh pineapple is great for a hangover too, especially if you're feeling all grey and dehydrated. Give yourself a few hours, then get thee to eddie rockets.

kfallon

Get up ta fúck!!!

tommyboy26

tommyboy26 wrote: »

someone come cook me a fry? im not well!!!!

You need Wine

iDave

Lightweight

Conor Bourke

You'll feel better after your hangover poo.

Get on the cure now while you are still drunk and stop the worst of the hangover kicking in. Pints are best if you can stomach them but if not something nice and easy like a vodka and 7up to get you started. Swallow a massive fry them then you have had a few drinks as you will be able to keep it down.

TerrorFirmer

I thought I'd experienced some pretty rough hangovers until a friend told me that he recently woke up disorientated, curled up on a plastic bench, being gently shaken awake by a security guard who told him 'it was time to go'. It turned out it was 8am, and he was asleep on a bench at a shopping center....20 miles from where he went out.

tommyboy26

Alaskimo-cake wrote: »

You'll feel better after your hangover poo.

i cant wait for that!!! it will be the highlight of my day!!!

tommyboy26

Mckenna Important Stepdaughter wrote: »

Get on the cure now while you are still drunk and stop the worst of the hangover kicking in. Pints are best if you can stomach them but if not something nice and easy like a vodka and 7up to get you started. Swallow a massive fry them then you have had a few drinks as you will be able to keep it down.

currently looking at a bottle of miller saying will i or wont i....

Tilly

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

I thought I'd experienced some pretty rough hangovers until a friend told me that he recently woke up disorientated, curled up on a plastic bench, being gently shaken awake by a security guard who told him 'it was time to go'. It turned out it was 8am, and he was asleep on a bench at a shopping center....20 miles from where he went out.

That's not a hangover, that's a good night out.

kfallon

Tilly wrote: »

That's not a hangover, that's a good night out.

donegaLroad

tomato juice if you can stomach it, then plenty of water and go for a swim & sauna. Water always clears me up.


*copied and pasted from some health website*

Tomato juice is rich in the vitamins, minerals and enzymes that booze robs your body of and it contains fructose with aids in metabolizing alcohol in your system. One way to stop the room from spinning is to imbibe some tomato juice mixed with a little cayenne pepper, sugar, and lime

Gwynplaine

Up and out of it, ye big Jessie.

lickme

If your able to type and sit up your not bad. Your not properly hungover if your looking for food. Don't even have the fear!

My usual hangover is lying in bed till 6PM wondering if I'm going to die because im sick as a small hospital. Praying i will be alive the following day if i fall asleep. Then the fear comes and the paranoia wondering what the he'll you did last night, then the depression and anxiety kicks in while your still dying, thinking there is people out to kill you. The only cure for this is to go to your local pub, unshowered and scruffy hoping to be to left alone sipping slugging three or four pints because your so thirsty hoping to God your hangover will disappear. And then thanks be Christ your someway good again. Then back home to bed and your still a depressed wreck, roasting hot and the sweat only pouring out of ya. The effect of the few pints for the cure are wearing off. Your tossing and turning till 6Am till you finally fall asleep. Wake up the next afternoon and still feel a bit hungover but not too bad but depressed as **** with no energy. That my friend is my hangover if I go on a two day drinking binge with min 15 pints a day.


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recipio

Always use soluble Solpadeine - it goes to your head like champagne. Drink sugary drinks and avoid alcohol - you are only postponing the inevitable hangover. Coffee, toast and keep hydrated and let that be a lesson for ya.

Tilly

lickme wrote: »

If your able to type and sit up your not bad. Your not properly hungover if your looking for food. Don't even have the fear!

My usual hangover is lying in bed till 6PM wondering if I'm going to die because im sick as a small hospital. Praying i will be alive the following day if i fall asleep. Then the fear comes and the paranoia wondering what the he'll you did last night, then the depression and anxiety kicks in while your still dying, thinking there is people out to kill you. The only cure for this is to go to your local pub, unshowered and scruffy hoping to be to left alone sipping slugging three or four pints because your so thirsty hoping to God your hangover will disappear. And then thanks be Christ your someway good again. Then back home to bed and your still a depressed wreck, roasting hot and the sweat only pouring out of ya. The effect of the few pints for the cure are wearing off. Your tossing and turning till 6Am till you finally fall asleep. Wake up the next afternoon and still feel a bit hungover but not too bad but depressed as **** with no energy. That my friend is my hangover if I go on a two day drinking binge with min 15 pints a day.


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galljga1

tommyboy26 wrote: »

i see your logic... but went to bed at 6am and son woke me at 10:30...

You are still drunk. Wait until around 15:00 and you will be in bits.

lickme

Tilly wrote: »

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Brilliant

Puddle Q

tommyboy26 wrote: »

i see your logic... but went to bed at 6am and son woke me at 10:30...

Have your son cook the fry since this is mainly his fault.

bur

Couple packets of salt and vinegar disco's will have you right as rain.

tommyboy26

ok things have taken a turn for the worse.... my assumption that i was hungover earlier was premature..... what drink was left in me has now left and now i need an ambulance as i think im about to die...

SafeSurfer

Peruzzi wrote: »

The only cure for a hangover is to jump into an ice cold body of water.

Or better still jump on a toasty warm body. Dehydrated hangover sex followed by sleep. Then wake up in a few hours with the munchies. A pint of ice cold coke, some fast food a good sh1te and an afternoon watching box sets will see you right.

SafeSurfer

Peruzzi wrote: »

Don't think that actually works. Jumping into ice cold water can cure the hangover immediately as it shocks your entire system.

So would sticking your todger in the toaster. Doesn't make it a good idea.

anncoates

Bottle of beer over lunch will sort you out.

TheBeardedLady

Black pudding and mugs of tea.

rtron

Alaskimo-cake wrote: »

You'll feel better after your hangover poo.

The poo is key to it all :-) and rehydrate drinking water.

TerrorFirmer

The best thing to do is resist the urge to stuff your face full of crap, and drink tons of water/ribena and have some toast or something first. Have the food in the afternoon then. Feels much better.

The one thing I absolutely must have when hungover is salt&vinegar crisps. The craving is ridiculous.

Mechanical Clocktail

Peruzzi wrote: »

I think people saying that food can cure their hangover are talking nonsense, maybe they have cravings for particular foods when hungover but I doubt very much a fry cures people's headaches and feelings of general sickness.

It's nonsense in a way but eating has some basis. Your blood sugar bombs after alcohol abuse so eating something helps raise it back up a bit. Drink is disastrous to health.

Aidric

I couldn't even countenance a fry when massively hungover. The smell alone would turn my stomach.

A beer is the way to go or if you want a healthy alternative go for a steam room followed by a swim.

tommyboy26

im slowly descending into a pit of hell..........:(

suicide_circus

tommyboy26 wrote: »

im slowly descending into a pit of hell..........:(

That'll be the fear

dmc17

Alaskimo-cake wrote: »

If you're able to eat, it ain't a hangover. Come back to me when you haven't eaten in two days and we'll talk worst hangovers.

If these are the hangovers you are getting then you should probably consider giving up drinking.

tommyboy26

tommyboy26 wrote: »

im slowly descending into a pit of hell..........:(

Get that bottle Miller into you though at this stage of the hangover beer can be a struggle. A pint of ice cold coke/club orange/club lemon etc with a double vodka through it is probably your best hope.

mutley18

Use my 10 step guide OP:

1. Hand shandy.
2. Poo.
3. Use the smell of said poo to help you puke.
4. Shower.
5. Drink plenty of water.
6. Go for a walk, preferably on a beach, sea air helps.
7. Eat dinner.
8. After dinner you won't be able to move so just chill in front of TV.
9. Hand shandy.
10. Bed.

Conor Bourke

dmc17 wrote: »

If these are the hangovers you are getting then you should probably consider giving up drinking.

Thankfully haven't had one of those in about 8 years but since the thread title is "hangover from hell" I thought I'd contribute about the worst one I'd ever had, so don't worry about me