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Do you ever ask your parents about their sex life?

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    #32
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    I've never had a conversation with my parents about sex. The closest I got was when my mum left a book called Girls Growing Up on my bed when I had my first period and then a week later she asked me if I had any questions, naturally I was mortified and said no. It'd be as weird as discussing my sex life with them.:eek:


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    #33
    emigrate2012
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 323 ✭✭emigrate2012


    Why in ever living fu©k would ye want to know what constitutes "slap and tickle" for your parents!?!

    Really,why OP?

    I'm genuinely intrigued with your deviant thought processes. I cannot fathom why ye'd want to know what they get up to behind closed doors. Did they not have "the talk" with and your confused about the mechanics of insert tab p into slot v?


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    #34
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Being gay isn't just about the sex, you know?
    I think it probably is, since there's no such thing as a female or male personality, and our respective anatomies and physical features are the primary determinants of gender-specific sexual attraction.

    Otherwise, you'd have straight men falling for every feminine man on the block, and gay men falling in love with lesbians. Chaos!

    Anyway perhaps that's off-topic.


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    #35
    [Deleted User]
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    I'm still psychologically scarred from 'The Talk'.

    I'm not going to go looking for more trauma with that still on the boil. :P


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    #36
    alroley
    Registered Users Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭alroley


    God no, having the bedroom next to theirs from the age of 7 to 18 was enough to scar me for life!


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    #37
    beks101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    I'd actually class that as a big fat neon-flashing indicator that someone is a bit bloody weird and best avoided, if they openly discuss their sex lives with their parents.

    It's bloody weird. Weird weird weird.


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    #38
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    petes wrote: »
    Your brothers and sisters have sex with each other?

    Woops :)


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    #39
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Mr_Muffin wrote: »
    Do your parents openly discuss their sex lives with you or do you ever ask about it - things like what they enjoy, how often they do it etc?

    Jesus. Wept.


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    #40
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    aujopimur wrote: »
    That reminds me of the time my 4 year old said at a family gathering, " I saw mammy playing horsey horsey with daddy and they had no clothes on".

    Lol, my friend's daughter did something similar a few years ago at around the same age. I was at their house one day and she was showing me all her toys. She was big into Winnie The Pooh at the time and brought Tigger over to show me, then said "Daddy is like Tigger, this morning he was bouncing on Mummy" :D


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    #41
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,024 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    My fathers idea of sex education was showing me a few porn mags he brought back from West Germany in the 70's


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    #42
    Cold War Kid
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    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    My fathers idea of sex education was showing me a few porn mags he brought back from West Germany in the 70's
    Mullets, 'taches... and that was just the women.


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    #43
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Ruu wrote: »
    Eh no, I go make the tea or make an excuse when anything remotely seksual comes on telly!! :eek::eek:

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    Lots of genuine girls looking for Fun Friendship and maybe more ?


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    #44
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
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    Eh no, and I'd consider my relationship with my parents very open. Sex as a subject (dirty jokes and so on) is grand, actual details about our own sex lives, no way.

    Me and my sister probably know a bit too much about what the other gets up to though. Actually I don't tell her too much but she tells me everything. EVERYTHING.


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    #45
    DarkyHughes
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭DarkyHughes


    I'm all for this new liberal Ireland but asking my parents about them having sex is a step too far.


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    #46
    NachoBusiness
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    kfallon wrote: »
    Jesus. Wept.

    .. with joy when he found out he was immaculately conceived and not the result of Joesph shoving his big langer up Mary.


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    #47
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    All the time - in hell


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    #48
    anncoates
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    Lord lantern of Jaysus.


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    #49
    Chloris
    Closed Accounts Posts: 535 ✭✭✭Chloris


    Ask? I've orchestrated their last twelve sexual encounters.

    Even joking about that is making me shudder.


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    #50
    Smidge
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    Chloris wrote: »
    Ask? I've orchestrated their last twelve sexual encounters.

    Even joking about that is making me shudder.

    Should we even ask?


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    #51
    efb
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    No. why would you? Unless you lived in Waco or something


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    #52
    Chloris
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    Ask away. I've got nothing.

    At least if Waco was home you'd probably be with the angels in heaven now rather than sitting at that keyboard contemplating these frivolous matters.


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    #53
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    A lot of prudes in here.





    And I'm one of them.


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    #54
    lickme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭lickme


    I remember listening to them moaning and yanking my chain at the same time when I was 12.


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    #55
    Fat Christy
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    PandaPoo wrote: »
    I actually know a lot about their sex life, we're very open. A lot of it would be in a jokey way, but not all.

    We're all very open, I'd even know about my brothers and sisters sex life :o

    Siblings sex life, okay.

    Parents sex life, GET OUT!!!


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    #56
    Greenmachine
    Registered Users Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭Greenmachine


    Are you mad or what OP. It would be one way, to force a child to be celibate I'd say.
    The thoughts of make you hurl.


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    #57
    Menas
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    So, that will be a resounding 'No' to your question OP.


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    #58
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    Greenmachine wrote: »
    Are you mad or what OP. It would be one way, to force a child to be celibate I'd say.
    The thoughts of make you hurl.

    That's something a 12 year old would say. They are adults, they enjoy sex just as much as we do. Why is it so strange just because they are your parents? For most people that's how you came about!


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    #59
    HandsomeDan
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    PandaPoo wrote: »
    That's something a 12 year old would say. They are adults, they enjoy sex just as much as we do. Why is it so strange just because they are your parents? For most people that's how you came about!

    It's just fukked up PP.


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    #60
    the_monkey
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    Mr_Muffin wrote: »
    Do your parents openly discuss their sex lives with you or do you ever ask about it - things like what they enjoy, how often they do it etc?

    Some people have a much more open relationship with their parents than others.
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    #61
    Arbiter of Good Taste
    Registered Users Posts: 2,200 ✭✭✭Arbiter of Good Taste


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    That's something a 12 year old would say. They are adults, they enjoy sex just as much as we do. Why is it so strange just because they are your parents? For most people that's how you came about!

    Maybe because anyone who wants to know about their folks getting it on is not right in the head.


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