Do you ever ask your parents about their sex life?

Mr_Muffin

Do your parents openly discuss their sex lives with you or do you ever ask about it - things like what they enjoy, how often they do it etc?

Some people have a much more open relationship with their parents than others.

petes

Why the fcuk would I do that!!

smoking_kills

Asked them. I hid in the wardrobe!

WHAT?

WHAT????

Christ, no.

Tony Beetroot

Sounds like you want to join in there op?

Geniass

My parents never had sex. FACT!

And I'll claim yeah if you say otherwise

El Weirdo

No.

Just fucking no.

Cold War Kid

Viz isn't real life OP.

diusmr8a504cvk

Jeez I hope Bruce Wayne doesn't find this thread...

4zn76tysfajdxp

Mr_Muffin wrote: »

Some people have a much more open relationship with their parents than others.

If my parents have an open relationship I want no part in it.

The_Valeyard

WHAT!!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!
NEVER!!!!



"Dad in what position were you banging mom when I was conceived"

frag420

I've drunkinly asked my mates patents about theirs!

myshirt

How many people walked in on their parents at it?

Tony Beetroot

frag420 wrote: »

I've drunkinly asked my mates patents about theirs!

What special sex move did they patent?

TheBrinch

"Dad, where the funniest place you rode Mom?"
"In your bed son"
"In m-my b....."
"4 times son. 4 times"

Never again.

scudzilla

I'm from Wales, we never asked, we just joined in

4zn76tysfajdxp

Tony Beetroot wrote: »

What special sex move did they patent?

Up the arse.

xLisaBx

I'd rather die I think

PandaPoo

I actually know a lot about their sex life, we're very open. A lot of it would be in a jokey way, but not all.

We're all very open, I'd even know about my brothers and sisters sex life

J Mysterio

PandaPoo wrote: »

I actually know a lot about their sex life, we're very open. A lot of it would be in a jokey way, but not all.

We're all very open, I'd even know about my brothers and sisters sex life

Describe your sister and then tell us about her sex life.

foggy_lad

Mr_Muffin wrote: »

Do your parents openly discuss their sex lives with you or do you ever ask about it - things like what they enjoy, how often they do it etc?

Some people have a much more open relationship with their parents than others.

What did your parents have to say about it when you asked them?

foggy_lad

Me: Da did you give me Ma one last night?

Da: You little B4sterd *SLAP*

Da again: *SLAAAAP*

me from bottom of stairs: *whimpers*

petes

PandaPoo wrote: »

I actually know a lot about their sex life, we're very open. A lot of it would be in a jokey way, but not all.

We're all very open, I'd even know about my brothers and sisters sex life

Your brothers and sisters have sex with each other?

Mr_Muffin

foggy_lad wrote: »

What did your parents have to say about it when you asked them?

I haven't asked yet but i am thinking about it.

Aside from asking where I was conceived (they didn't remember), No.

I suppose if you're gay, and you have to come-out to your parents, thatcounts as talking about your sex life.

I mean imagine walking over to your lovely old mum as she's kneading the bread, and saying, "I give it to Lucy up the arse, you know?". How odd.

Yet gay people are expected to report back on what they enjoy doing, even if they're not in a relationship yet. Maybe that's a bit strange, if you think about it.

Geniass

PandaPoo wrote: »

I'd even know about my brothers and sisters sex life

Ye sick sick puppies!!!

Lia_lia

God no. I did find some err videos and photos of my Dad and his wife on my Dad's laptop when I was a teenager. He could have at least made a special folder for them. Traumatised!

aujopimur

That reminds me of the time my 4 year old said at a family gathering, " I saw mammy playing horsey horsey with daddy and they had no clothes on".

Ruu

Eh no, I go make the tea or make an excuse when anything remotely seksual comes on telly!! :eek::eek:

El Weirdo

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Aside from asking where I was conceived (they didn't remember), No.

I suppose if you're gay, and you have to come-out to your parents, thatcounts as talking about your sex life.

I mean imagine walking over to your lovely old mum as she's kneading the bread, and saying, "I give it to Lucy up the arse, you know?". How odd.

Yet gay people are expected to report back on what they enjoy doing, even if they're not in a relationship yet. Maybe that's a bit strange, if you think about it.

Being gay isn't just about the sex, you know?

joe swanson

My parents only had sex once. I was born as a result. They didn't enjoy it. It was a purely practical arrangement.

Pumpkinseeds

I've never had a conversation with my parents about sex. The closest I got was when my mum left a book called Girls Growing Up on my bed when I had my first period and then a week later she asked me if I had any questions, naturally I was mortified and said no. It'd be as weird as discussing my sex life with them.:eek:

emigrate2012

Why in ever living fu©k would ye want to know what constitutes "slap and tickle" for your parents!?!

Really,why OP?

I'm genuinely intrigued with your deviant thought processes. I cannot fathom why ye'd want to know what they get up to behind closed doors. Did they not have "the talk" with and your confused about the mechanics of insert tab p into slot v?

El Weirdo

El Weirdo wrote: »

Being gay isn't just about the sex, you know?

I think it probably is, since there's no such thing as a female or male personality, and our respective anatomies and physical features are the primary determinants of gender-specific sexual attraction.

Otherwise, you'd have straight men falling for every feminine man on the block, and gay men falling in love with lesbians. Chaos!

Anyway perhaps that's off-topic.

I'm still psychologically scarred from 'The Talk'.

I'm not going to go looking for more trauma with that still on the boil. :P

alroley

God no, having the bedroom next to theirs from the age of 7 to 18 was enough to scar me for life!

beks101

I'd actually class that as a big fat neon-flashing indicator that someone is a bit bloody weird and best avoided, if they openly discuss their sex lives with their parents.

It's bloody weird. Weird weird weird.

PandaPoo

petes wrote: »

Your brothers and sisters have sex with each other?

Woops

kfallon

Mr_Muffin wrote: »

Do your parents openly discuss their sex lives with you or do you ever ask about it - things like what they enjoy, how often they do it etc?

Jesus. Wept.

RhubarbCrumble

aujopimur wrote: »

That reminds me of the time my 4 year old said at a family gathering, " I saw mammy playing horsey horsey with daddy and they had no clothes on".

Lol, my friend's daughter did something similar a few years ago at around the same age. I was at their house one day and she was showing me all her toys. She was big into Winnie The Pooh at the time and brought Tigger over to show me, then said "Daddy is like Tigger, this morning he was bouncing on Mummy"

SEPT 23 1989

My fathers idea of sex education was showing me a few porn mags he brought back from West Germany in the 70's

Cold War Kid

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

My fathers idea of sex education was showing me a few porn mags he brought back from West Germany in the 70's

Mullets, 'taches... and that was just the women.

Lucifer MorningStar

Ruu wrote: »

Eh no, I go make the tea or make an excuse when anything remotely seksual comes on telly!! :eek::eek:

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Lots of genuine girls looking for Fun Friendship and maybe more ?

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Eh no, and I'd consider my relationship with my parents very open. Sex as a subject (dirty jokes and so on) is grand, actual details about our own sex lives, no way.

Me and my sister probably know a bit too much about what the other gets up to though. Actually I don't tell her too much but she tells me everything. EVERYTHING.

DarkyHughes

I'm all for this new liberal Ireland but asking my parents about them having sex is a step too far.

NachoBusiness

kfallon wrote: »

Jesus. Wept.

.. with joy when he found out he was immaculately conceived and not the result of Joesph shoving his big langer up Mary.

Call Me Jimmy

All the time - in hell

anncoates

Lord lantern of Jaysus.

Chloris

Ask? I've orchestrated their last twelve sexual encounters.

Even joking about that is making me shudder.

Smidge

Chloris wrote: »

Ask? I've orchestrated their last twelve sexual encounters.

Even joking about that is making me shudder.

Should we even ask?

efb

No. why would you? Unless you lived in Waco or something