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Do you ever ask your parents about their sex life?

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  • 04-06-2015 9:18pm
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    Mr_Muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 917 ✭✭✭


    Do your parents openly discuss their sex lives with you or do you ever ask about it - things like what they enjoy, how often they do it etc?

    Some people have a much more open relationship with their parents than others.


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    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Why the fcuk would I do that!!


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    #3
    smoking_kills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 488 ✭✭smoking_kills


    Asked them. I hid in the wardrobe!


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    #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    WHAT?

    WHAT????

    Christ, no. :(


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    Tony Beetroot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Tony Beetroot


    Sounds like you want to join in there op?


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    #6
    Geniass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 643 ✭✭✭Geniass


    My parents never had sex. FACT!

    And I'll claim yeah if you say otherwise


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    #7
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    No.

    Just fucking no.


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    Cold War Kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Cold War Kid


    Viz isn't real life OP.


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    diusmr8a504cvk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,959 ✭✭✭diusmr8a504cvk


    Jeez I hope Bruce Wayne doesn't find this thread...


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Mr_Muffin wrote: »
    Some people have a much more open relationship with their parents than others.

    If my parents have an open relationship I want no part in it.


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    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    WHAT!!!!
    NO!!!!!!!!!!
    NEVER!!!!



    "Dad in what position were you banging mom when I was conceived"


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    frag420
    Registered Users Posts: 6,158 ✭✭✭frag420


    I've drunkinly asked my mates patents about theirs!


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    #13
    myshirt
    Registered Users Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    How many people walked in on their parents at it?


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    Tony Beetroot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Tony Beetroot


    frag420 wrote: »
    I've drunkinly asked my mates patents about theirs!

    What special sex move did they patent?


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    #15
    TheBrinch
    Registered Users Posts: 291 ✭✭TheBrinch


    "Dad, where the funniest place you rode Mom?"
    "In your bed son"
    "In m-my b....."
    "4 times son. 4 times"

    Never again.


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    #16
    scudzilla
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    I'm from Wales, we never asked, we just joined in


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Tony Beetroot wrote: »
    What special sex move did they patent?

    Up the arse.


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    xLisaBx
    Registered Users Posts: 901 ✭✭✭xLisaBx


    I'd rather die I think


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    PandaPoo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    I actually know a lot about their sex life, we're very open. A lot of it would be in a jokey way, but not all.

    We're all very open, I'd even know about my brothers and sisters sex life :o


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    J Mysterio
    Registered Users Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    I actually know a lot about their sex life, we're very open. A lot of it would be in a jokey way, but not all.

    We're all very open, I'd even know about my brothers and sisters sex life :o

    Describe your sister and then tell us about her sex life.


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    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Mr_Muffin wrote: »
    Do your parents openly discuss their sex lives with you or do you ever ask about it - things like what they enjoy, how often they do it etc?

    Some people have a much more open relationship with their parents than others.

    What did your parents have to say about it when you asked them?


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    foggy_lad
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    Me: Da did you give me Ma one last night?

    Da: You little B4sterd *SLAP*

    Da again: *SLAAAAP*

    me from bottom of stairs: *whimpers*


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    petes
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    PandaPoo wrote: »
    I actually know a lot about their sex life, we're very open. A lot of it would be in a jokey way, but not all.

    We're all very open, I'd even know about my brothers and sisters sex life :o

    Your brothers and sisters have sex with each other?


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    Mr_Muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 917 ✭✭✭Mr_Muffin


    foggy_lad wrote: »
    What did your parents have to say about it when you asked them?

    I haven't asked yet but i am thinking about it.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Aside from asking where I was conceived (they didn't remember), No.

    I suppose if you're gay, and you have to come-out to your parents, thatcounts as talking about your sex life.

    I mean imagine walking over to your lovely old mum as she's kneading the bread, and saying, "I give it to Lucy up the arse, you know?". How odd.

    Yet gay people are expected to report back on what they enjoy doing, even if they're not in a relationship yet. Maybe that's a bit strange, if you think about it.


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    Geniass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 643 ✭✭✭Geniass


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    I'd even know about my brothers and sisters sex life :o

    Ye sick sick puppies!!!


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    #27
    Lia_lia
    Registered Users Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭Lia_lia


    God no. I did find some err videos and photos of my Dad and his wife on my Dad's laptop when I was a teenager. He could have at least made a special folder for them. Traumatised!


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    aujopimur
    Registered Users Posts: 3,953 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    That reminds me of the time my 4 year old said at a family gathering, " I saw mammy playing horsey horsey with daddy and they had no clothes on".


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    #29
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Eh no, I go make the tea or make an excuse when anything remotely seksual comes on telly!! :eek::eek:


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    #30
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »
    Aside from asking where I was conceived (they didn't remember), No.

    I suppose if you're gay, and you have to come-out to your parents, thatcounts as talking about your sex life.

    I mean imagine walking over to your lovely old mum as she's kneading the bread, and saying, "I give it to Lucy up the arse, you know?". How odd.

    Yet gay people are expected to report back on what they enjoy doing, even if they're not in a relationship yet. Maybe that's a bit strange, if you think about it.
    Being gay isn't just about the sex, you know?


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    #31
    joe swanson
    Registered Users Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭joe swanson


    My parents only had sex once. I was born as a result. They didn't enjoy it. It was a purely practical arrangement.


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