Etiquette Question - How do I greet someone who just had a boob job?

anncoates · 03-06-2015 1:47pm

Something along the lines of flubblewubbleflubbleflubblewubble will suffice.

0byme75341jo28 · 03-06-2015 1:50pm

"What an arbitrary question.

I don't think it's size that's a factor for a lot of people, rather sentience."

Magico Gonzalez · 03-06-2015 1:51pm

A casual "check you out, t1ts magee!"

Should suffice.

sbsquarepants · 03-06-2015 1:51pm

Anyone who has paid good money for bigger tits would surely be offended where you not to stare and drool. They would feel as though they'd wasted their money After a suitable settling in time you are expected to request a feel, perhaps even a taste if you know them well enough.:D

folamh · 03-06-2015 1:51pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DARSIF3QXtA

Tony Beetroot · 03-06-2015 1:52pm

Tell her she is looking well and give her a slap in the arse as she is leaving.

Gatling · 03-06-2015 1:53pm

Grin like a Cheshire Cat

Knex* · 03-06-2015 1:58pm

"Oh, I thought you were fixing your nose"

Deise Vu · 03-06-2015 2:11pm

Samaris wrote: »

Since you said it was a serious question, I'll give a serious answer!

Do you "officially" know that she had a boob job? As in, did she tell you she was going to? Or do you know through the grapevine? If the latter, probably not "OH GOD WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?" Also bear in mind, it's possible she had a boob reduction. "Jays, yer oranges are now watermelons" probably won't be appreciated if she had them made smaller!

Eh, just ask her how she is, maybe say you heard she was in hospital, or something along those lines. Try not to stare at her boobs. If she makes reference to the boob job, then you can take note of it. If she doesn't, don't! If you traditionally hug on meeting, don't squeeze her, because it's probably all pretty sore.

To quote Shakespeare "there lies the rub". I was given the titty tittle tattle by a colleague of hers so I have to feign surprise and behave in an appropriate manner without getting myself arrested. Judging by most of the responses so far I think I should just hand myself into the Gendarmerie now.

Edit: I see I put the wrong tense in the thread question. It should be 'do' not 'did'. Anyone know how I can edit that?

NachoBusiness · 03-06-2015 3:48pm

Ask her if you can have her old bras.

valoren · 03-06-2015 3:55pm

Just say "How are you feeling?". The response will tell you if they're happy with them.

Call Me Jimmy · 03-06-2015 4:03pm

In your best Louis Theroux voice: "How do you boob"

MajorMax · 03-06-2015 4:06pm

Motorboat

pmasterson95 · 03-06-2015 4:24pm

Deise Vu wrote: »

To quote Shakespeare "there lies the rub". I was given the titty tittle tattle by a colleague of hers so I have to feign surprise and behave in an appropriate manner without getting myself arrested. Judging by most of the responses so far I think I should just hand myself into the Gendarmerie now.

Edit: I see I put the wrong tense in the thread question. It should be 'do' not 'did'. Anyone know how I can edit that?

Conor Bourke · 03-06-2015 4:29pm

Simply say "oh yeah! Shake it, madam. Capital knockers

"

FunLover18 · 03-06-2015 4:34pm

Hug it out

ElvisChrist6 · 03-06-2015 4:36pm

Deise Vu wrote: »

I just heard an acquaintance is at home recovering from a boob job. What do I say / do when I meet her again? Do I politely ignore it and maintain eye contact, do I shriek: OMG! look at those grossen titzen! Do I approach with a knowing nod, palms outstretched like a goalkeeper and say: "May I?"

This is a genuine dilemma (albeit clearly a 21st Century, first world problem). I will probably meet her next weekend and all suggestions are welcome.

On a more serious note if I find out she had the job done for her boyfriend, I will drag him down a side street and gouge his eyes out with a rusty blade. Like every male I know, I can't abide silicone chests, much preferring the variety God / Allah intended. Also this girl is drop-dead gorgeous in any company, I was flabbergasted when I heard.

Finally, I have no pictures nor will I be posting any but thanks for the suggestion in advance.

I was about to thank the post for the bit in bold as it genuinely made me laugh, but the bit in italics stopped me. Let them be, it's likely she wanted them herself. She's (hopefully) an adult woman. And even if they are for her boyfriend, then it obviously doesn't matter what you prefer. He's the only one honking her now (probably) so both of their preferences are more important than anyones! The first paragraph is still gas though! :pac:

My only problem with breast implants in this country is how American it is. Always wondered how they would feel though - fake ones.

Sinister Kid · 03-06-2015 4:51pm

You're thinking far too much about this! Chances are you wouldn't even notice if you didn't know to look... Most women that get them done only go up a size or two so they still look natural. Now if she has gone for gigantic beach balls motorboating is the obvious choice.

Big C · 03-06-2015 5:11pm

say u were thinkin of the same job and ask for a look or a feel, don't mind if she thinks it would be an unusual job for a 75 yr old man. just tell her u are a free spirit ??????????????????

Armchair Andy · 03-06-2015 5:16pm

Why wouldn't you ask how's she feeling? Say you hope shes happy with them and that it was worth the effort.

If she wants to talk about it she will, if not no harm done. Be nice about it thats all.

Vandango · 03-06-2015 6:42pm

"Hello girls." followed by a prolonged stare & some lip licking.

Bigus · 03-06-2015 8:24pm

Great time of year to let new PUPPIES out.

Or

tell her you "I bet a tenner that you can make them wobble without touching them"

Let her hold the tenner with both hands .

Have a good rummage .

When she complains you touched her say " sure keep the tenner"