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UK Judge quotes Dirty Harry

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    #32
    Senna
    Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    *judge gets handed verdict from foreman, looks at the defendent*

    "you're sh|t out of luck"

    Every judge should be made to watch all dirty harry films.


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    #33
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    "Let off some steam, [insert name]". :cool:


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    #34
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your get.
    You sir are getting eight and a half years. I hope you'll pause to think the next time you feel the urge to ride on the luas without a ticket.


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    #35
    Smiles35
    Registered Users Posts: 1,749 ✭✭✭Smiles35


    ''My name is Jef.''


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    #36
    jimboblep
    Registered Users Posts: 546 ✭✭✭jimboblep


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your get.
    You sir are getting eight and a half years. I hope you'll pause to think the next time you feel the urge to ride on the luas without a ticket.

    life is like a box of chocolates, it doesnt last long when your fat


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    #37
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,177 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    A headlight pierced the darkness,
    A rider gaunt and grim,
    Daystick drawn and ready in his hand.
    The chin belonged to Dredd,
    And the voice as well, which said:
    "You creeps can do your rumbling in the can!"


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    #38
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    "What is best in life, your honour?"

    "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women."


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    #39
    jimgoose
    Registered Users Posts: 20,177 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    suicide_circus wrote: »
    "What is best in life, your honour?"

    "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women."

    I ain't like you Bill Munny, I ain't no killer!!


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    #40
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, punk?


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    #41
    CramCycle
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,611 Mod ✭✭✭✭CramCycle


    Mr. ********, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you......


    Perfect line for every crook with a poor me story.


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    #42
    jonon9
    Registered Users Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭jonon9


    'I am the Hague!'

    Stallone.


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