UK Judge quotes Dirty Harry

NachoBusiness

Judge Michael Stokes QC said McCarthy's failure to turn up to court was "grossly unfair to the family of the victim" and warned that the 24-year-old would be tried in his absence if he failed to attend the next hearing.

He said: "We live in a world where his human rights are such that nobody will force him to come to court.

"No-one thinks about the human rights of the victim or the victim's family.

"To quote Harry Callahan in Dirty Harry, 'I'm all broken up about his human rights'.

Source.

Personally I hope this sets a new trend..

If it does, which movie quotes would you like to see a judge reference?

MonkieSocks

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

Essien

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers"

ygolometsipe

"Some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright."

the evasion_kid

"Say hello to my little friend"

Harry Palmr

"I've seen things you wouldn't believe....." obviously an Irish Circuit court judge would start with "I've passed sentences you wouldn't believe"

Santa Cruz

"Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!"

Colonel Jessop, A few good men

Sir Osis of Liver.

Go ahead punk,make my tae.

GerB40

"Does he look like a bitch???"

Ruu

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

Fudge You

"Welcome to Jurassic Park".

From the hit movie Jurassic Park.



Am I doing this thread right????

Turtyturd

'Luke I am your father.'

Obviously the situation would have to be right.

Forgotten password 99

'You got to ask yourself one question,do I feel lucky?well do you punk'.

One of my favourite quotes of all time .

mad muffin

You mewling quim...

goose2005

When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for de vincent de paul

Reiver

renegademaster

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Source.

Personally I hope this sets a new trend..

If it does, which movie quotes would you like to see a judge reference?

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill -- the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill -- you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

tipptom

"Well.thats just your opinion mannnn",or"NO ONE FU*CKS WITH THE jESUS"
I likes the Dude.

Junkyard Tom

We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender

Bob Marley

tony 2 tone

I AM THE LAW!

Summer wind

"I'm your worst nightmare".

Sylvester Stallone as Rambo.

AndonHandon

"Hasta la vista, baby".

harry Bailey esq

You think I'm funny? What kinda funny?

14 years.

Bonzo Delaney

Court clerk : state your name for the record

Defendant : the name is

Judge: names are for tombstones baby!!


James Bond shat on Introducing himself to Kananga in live and let die

cml387

"English law is based on precedent, and I'm going to create one".

Reiver

"Consider that a divorce"

Schwarzenegger.

Buzz Meeks

Court survivors will be saying in the aftermath - "We all thought it was a joke the first day. Only when the judge took out the .44 magnum was the first realising that something bad was going to happen....

CiDeRmAn

When a lass is up for soliciting and prostitution the judge may go...

"I'd buy that for a dollar!" (Robocop '87 original, not the sh1te reboot)

Summer wind

"When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you"

Chuck Norris.

CiDeRmAn

Reiver wrote: »

"Consider that a divorce"

Schwarzenegger.

Perhaps an addict up for petty theft will look at the judge after the minor custodial sentence will say "I'll be back"
The judge will nod, possibly shed a tear....

Reiver

CiDeRmAn wrote: »

Perhaps an addict up for petty theft will look at the judge after the minor custodial sentence will say "I'll be back"
The judge will nod, possibly shed a tear....

Some of the banking investigations could have done with a musclebound judge screaming "You cold-hearted bastard! I'll tell what I think about it. I live to see you eat that contract! But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPINE!"

Senna

*judge gets handed verdict from foreman, looks at the defendent*

"you're sh|t out of luck"

Every judge should be made to watch all dirty harry films.

Ruu

"Let off some steam, [insert name]". :cool:

harry Bailey esq

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your get.
You sir are getting eight and a half years. I hope you'll pause to think the next time you feel the urge to ride on the luas without a ticket.

Smiles35

''My name is Jef.''

jimboblep

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your get.
You sir are getting eight and a half years. I hope you'll pause to think the next time you feel the urge to ride on the luas without a ticket.

life is like a box of chocolates, it doesnt last long when your fat

jimgoose

A headlight pierced the darkness,
A rider gaunt and grim,
Daystick drawn and ready in his hand.
The chin belonged to Dredd,
And the voice as well, which said:
"You creeps can do your rumbling in the can!"

suicide_circus

"What is best in life, your honour?"

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women."

jimgoose

suicide_circus wrote: »

"What is best in life, your honour?"

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women."

I ain't like you Bill Munny, I ain't no killer!!

branie2

Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, punk?

CramCycle

Mr. ********, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you......


Perfect line for every crook with a poor me story.

jonon9

'I am the Hague!'

Stallone.