Enda Kenny missing

renegademaster · 31-05-2015 12:46pm #1

please share this on your social medias as the man hasn't been seen since last Tue mornings photo-op with Ban Ki Moon

NachoBusiness · 31-05-2015 12:47pm

I seen him trying to bounce into the Foo Fighter's yesterday. He was wearing a stetson and eating a choc ice.

Hande hoche! · 31-05-2015 12:47pm

He is over in Switzerland for the birth of his illegitimate child.

Sheep Lover · 31-05-2015 12:48pm

I seen him out this morning with a pinch bar trying to open up parking meters for the couple of cents inside them

AndyBoBandy · 31-05-2015 12:48pm

NachoBusiness wrote: »

I seen him trying to bounce into the Foo Fighter's yesterday. He was wearing a stetson and eating a choc ice.

With the top 4 buttons of his shirt open!

Son Of A Vidic · 31-05-2015 12:54pm

renegademaster wrote: »

the man hasn't been seen since last Tue mornings photo-op with Ban Ki Moon

He's over with Merkel having his batteries replaced.

Red Kev · 31-05-2015 12:54pm

Hande hoche! wrote: »

He is over in Switzerland for the birth of his illegitimate child.

Surely you mean Berlin, for his love child with Angela M.

emo72 · 31-05-2015 12:55pm

someone check if he is in malta.

michael999999 · 31-05-2015 12:56pm

The Eli Ethna has found him stranded in a dinghy on he's way to Malta!

renegademaster · 31-05-2015 12:56pm

emo72 wrote: »

someone check if he is in malta.

wherever he is, i hope he's safe and sound, until we find him

Constant Curiosity · 31-05-2015 12:59pm

wherever he is hope he stays there a bit longer, this country might have a chance then!

banquo · 31-05-2015 1:00pm

Where's MY Nama, etc etc.

buried · 31-05-2015 1:03pm

He's personally overseeing the project of getting his 'Je suis Dinny' t-shirts printed

the evasion_kid · 31-05-2015 1:03pm

I seen him in an underground carpark wearing a trenchcoat standing in the shadows...he slid a briefcase across to another shadowey figure,put up his collar and then fled

gerrybbadd · 31-05-2015 1:05pm

I seen him talking to a man, and it was the most amazing thing I've ever witnessed. This man, somehow, had 2 pints in his hand.

AndyBoBandy · 31-05-2015 2:40pm

I believe he's in Italy negotiating a new deal with FIAT for the 2016 Garda squad cars & ministerial transport fleet.

renegademaster · 31-05-2015 4:17pm

Here enda, here enda, good boy

Where is he at all ...

kerry4sam · 31-05-2015 4:39pm

renegademaster wrote: »

please share this on your social medias as the man hasn't been seen since last Tue mornings photo-op with Ban Ki Moon

He sure don't look at all well here anyways God Love Him! Maybe, just maybe he met the Bertie Aherns' Drumcondra Mafia <- would they make someone look like this?

On a serious note: I never knew he had that much hair. What hair products does our Taoiseach use? It's normally well groomed in fairness! Though, we should all be allowed at least one bad hair day a week.

Thanks,
kerry4sam

Santa Cruz · 31-05-2015 4:43pm

I saw him at Checkpoint Charlie in Berlin.

I think there will be an attempt to bring Phil Hogan across the Wall tonight and Enda is going to tip off the Stasi.

(He got a few Stasi contact names from Rabbitte and the old Workers Party crew)

renegademaster · 31-05-2015 4:51pm

kerry4sam wrote: »

On a serious note: I never knew he had that much hair. What hair products does our Taoiseach use?

L'Oreal, cos he's worth it, but then again, maybe its Maybelline, he's head and shoulders above the rest

Taxi

trashcan · 31-05-2015 4:54pm

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

With the top 4 buttons of his shirt open!

Of all the suggestions in this thread, this I just refuse to believe. He's never been so daring in his life !!

Aongus Von Bismarck · 31-05-2015 4:58pm

He might be taking a few days off. I know such a concept is anathema to the Online Outrage Crew, who expect all politicians to dress in onion sacks and walk the streets so they can be abused by the Plain People of Ireland, but it could be the case that he needs to relax and rest.

GreatDefector · 31-05-2015 5:01pm

Since the referendum last week he finally got married to Dinny.

Gone to Malta on honeymoon (in the government jet obviously!)

Saipanne · 31-05-2015 5:03pm

banquo wrote: »

Where's MY Nama, etc etc.

Ah, I miss that line.

goose2005 · 31-05-2015 5:07pm

He was in the Dail on Wednesday.

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

He might be taking a few days off. I know such a concept is anathema to the Online Outrage Crew, who expect all politicians to dress in onion sacks and walk the streets so they can be abused by the Plain People of Ireland, but it could be the case that he needs to relax and rest.

I think the suggestion is that he is 'lying low' because of the Denis O'Brien thing.

blinding · 31-05-2015 5:09pm

He is gone to Switzerland to advise Sepp Blatter on how to get away with being corrupt !

michael999999 · 31-05-2015 5:42pm

https://m.soundcloud.com/colm-mong-in/thisweek-redacted

silverfeather · 31-05-2015 5:43pm

I don't think anyone will notice seriously. Bye Enda can't say I'll miss you. I don't mind him returning to his family just not to office.

cajonlardo · 31-05-2015 6:01pm

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

He might be taking a few days off. I know such a concept is anathema to the Online Outrage Crew, who expect all politicians to dress in onion sacks and walk the streets so they can be abused by the Plain People of Ireland, but it could be the case that he needs to relax and rest.

When we pay him as much as we do and live in a democracy we are entitled to ask where he is. Would have thought that concept was simple.

blinding · 31-05-2015 6:03pm

I am sure Denis O Brien knows where he is !

renegademaster · 31-05-2015 6:08pm

silverfeather wrote: »

I don't think anyone will notice seriously. Bye Enda can't say I'll miss you. I don't mind him returning to his family just not to office.

I'm sorry but someone treating the Irish people the way Enda and his friends are don't deserve to be allowed remain in the state, end of

Enda Kenny missing

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