Enda Kenny missing

renegademaster

please share this on your social medias as the man hasn't been seen since last Tue mornings photo-op with Ban Ki Moon

NachoBusiness

I seen him trying to bounce into the Foo Fighter's yesterday. He was wearing a stetson and eating a choc ice.

Hande hoche!

He is over in Switzerland for the birth of his illegitimate child.

Sheep Lover

I seen him out this morning with a pinch bar trying to open up parking meters for the couple of cents inside them

AndyBoBandy

NachoBusiness wrote: »

I seen him trying to bounce into the Foo Fighter's yesterday. He was wearing a stetson and eating a choc ice.

With the top 4 buttons of his shirt open!

Son Of A Vidic

renegademaster wrote: »

the man hasn't been seen since last Tue mornings photo-op with Ban Ki Moon

He's over with Merkel having his batteries replaced.

Red Kev

Hande hoche! wrote: »

He is over in Switzerland for the birth of his illegitimate child.

Surely you mean Berlin, for his love child with Angela M.

emo72

someone check if he is in malta.

michael999999

The Eli Ethna has found him stranded in a dinghy on he's way to Malta!

renegademaster

emo72 wrote: »

someone check if he is in malta.

wherever he is, i hope he's safe and sound, until we find him

Constant Curiosity

wherever he is hope he stays there a bit longer, this country might have a chance then!

banquo

Where's MY Nama, etc etc.

buried

He's personally overseeing the project of getting his 'Je suis Dinny' t-shirts printed

the evasion_kid

I seen him in an underground carpark wearing a trenchcoat standing in the shadows...he slid a briefcase across to another shadowey figure,put up his collar and then fled

gerrybbadd

I seen him talking to a man, and it was the most amazing thing I've ever witnessed. This man, somehow, had 2 pints in his hand.

AndyBoBandy

I believe he's in Italy negotiating a new deal with FIAT for the 2016 Garda squad cars & ministerial transport fleet.

renegademaster

Here enda, here enda, good boy

Where is he at all ...

kerry4sam

renegademaster wrote: »

please share this on your social medias as the man hasn't been seen since last Tue mornings photo-op with Ban Ki Moon

He sure don't look at all well here anyways God Love Him! Maybe, just maybe he met the Bertie Aherns' Drumcondra Mafia <- would they make someone look like this?

On a serious note: I never knew he had that much hair. What hair products does our Taoiseach use? It's normally well groomed in fairness! Though, we should all be allowed at least one bad hair day a week.

Thanks,
kerry4sam

Santa Cruz

I saw him at Checkpoint Charlie in Berlin.

I think there will be an attempt to bring Phil Hogan across the Wall tonight and Enda is going to tip off the Stasi.

(He got a few Stasi contact names from Rabbitte and the old Workers Party crew)

renegademaster

kerry4sam wrote: »

On a serious note: I never knew he had that much hair. What hair products does our Taoiseach use?

L'Oreal, cos he's worth it, but then again, maybe its Maybelline, he's head and shoulders above the rest

Taxi

trashcan

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

With the top 4 buttons of his shirt open!

Of all the suggestions in this thread, this I just refuse to believe. He's never been so daring in his life !!

Aongus Von Bismarck

He might be taking a few days off. I know such a concept is anathema to the Online Outrage Crew, who expect all politicians to dress in onion sacks and walk the streets so they can be abused by the Plain People of Ireland, but it could be the case that he needs to relax and rest.

GreatDefector

Since the referendum last week he finally got married to Dinny.

Gone to Malta on honeymoon (in the government jet obviously!)

Saipanne

banquo wrote: »

Where's MY Nama, etc etc.

Ah, I miss that line.

goose2005

He was in the Dail on Wednesday.

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

He might be taking a few days off. I know such a concept is anathema to the Online Outrage Crew, who expect all politicians to dress in onion sacks and walk the streets so they can be abused by the Plain People of Ireland, but it could be the case that he needs to relax and rest.

I think the suggestion is that he is 'lying low' because of the Denis O'Brien thing.

blinding

He is gone to Switzerland to advise Sepp Blatter on how to get away with being corrupt !

michael999999

https://m.soundcloud.com/colm-mong-in/thisweek-redacted

silverfeather

I don't think anyone will notice seriously. Bye Enda can't say I'll miss you. I don't mind him returning to his family just not to office.

cajonlardo

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

He might be taking a few days off. I know such a concept is anathema to the Online Outrage Crew, who expect all politicians to dress in onion sacks and walk the streets so they can be abused by the Plain People of Ireland, but it could be the case that he needs to relax and rest.

When we pay him as much as we do and live in a democracy we are entitled to ask where he is. Would have thought that concept was simple.

blinding

I am sure Denis O Brien knows where he is !

renegademaster

silverfeather wrote: »

I don't think anyone will notice seriously. Bye Enda can't say I'll miss you. I don't mind him returning to his family just not to office.

I'm sorry but someone treating the Irish people the way Enda and his friends are don't deserve to be allowed remain in the state, end of

My name is URL

087 8114466

Give him a ring and ask where he is. He said people can contact him at any time if they wish

If you got a problem, you have an issue or anxiety or concern or a proposition or a proposal I want to hear it. My number is a public number you can call me anytime.”

Leave him a message if he doesn't answer!

Edit: That's his proper and real number btw, so if you do call and leave a message be civil about it. He's known to take calls from people and whatever you want to say about him, (and god knows there's a lot that you could say about him), there aren't many that would put their 'private' number out there like that so don't abuse it!

FalconGirl

I think Enda Kenny is between a rock and a hard place. I'm led to believe there are some who have serious dirt on him (Nothing Political). As a result of this he has chosen to go with it and shaft the Irish people. That doesn't excuse him from being a spineless prat.

c_man

FalconGirl wrote: »

I'm led to believe there are some who have serious dirt on him

Well that's all the proof I need, let's get him.

Very Bored

I wouldn't look too hard for him.

harry Bailey esq

I passed him at cross guns bridge this afternoon, he was walking up the canal in the direction of cabra with a bag of cans.He was in good form.

renegademaster

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

I passed him at cross guns bridge this afternoon, he was walking up the canal in the direction of cabra with a bag of cans.He was in good form.

Sure why won't he be, he's going to be on a pension of over €400,000 a year when we kick him out on his hole, the poor hoor

harry Bailey esq

renegademaster wrote: »

Sure why won't he be, he's going to be on a pension of over €400,000 a year when we kick him out on his hole, the poor hoor

Yet despite that he has no problem slumming it with cans of Foster's with the al fresco set who prefer to drink at one with nature and away from the greedy natured capitalism of the public house.

harry Bailey esq

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

I passed him at cross guns bridge this afternoon, he was walking up the canal in the direction of cabra with a bag of cans.He was in good form.

He's going the wrong fecking way. That isn't the way to the meeting point!

harry Bailey esq

[Deleted User] wrote: »

He's going the wrong fecking way. That isn't the way to the meeting point!

Shssssssss!We don't want the policia turning up and ruining the show. Same place as usual,dont worry

harry Bailey esq

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

Shssssssss!We don't want the policia turning up and ruining the show. Same place as usual,dont worry

Thanks, Sweetie. I was getting worried.

foggy_lad

Denis called him to heel and put him back in his kennel

Satriale

renegademaster wrote: »

please share this on your social medias as the man hasn't been seen since last Tue mornings photo-op with Ban Ki Moon

Feck, i always wondered what that Bird got up to when Snoopy finished up.

jonnny68

Last seen with Denis O Brien and Sepp Blatter at a gentlemans club in Monaco.

harry Bailey esq

My name is URL wrote: »

087 8114466

Give him a ring and ask where he is. He said people can contact him at any time if they wish



Leave him a message if he doesn't answer!

Edit: That's his proper and real number btw, so if you do call and leave a message be civil about it. He's known to take calls from people and whatever you want to say about him, (and god knows there's a lot that you could say about him), there aren't many that would put their 'private' number out there like that so don't abuse it!

HotboiEnda4u for Snapchat users.

catallus

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

HotboiEnda4u for Snapchat users.

I actually had hoped that was real for a second.:(

Too good to be true.

Bongalongherb

It looks like Enda is with Christine Lagarde in brussels at this time.

renegademaster

Bongalongherb wrote: »

It looks like Enda is with Christine Lagarde in brussels at this time.

Sarkozy has to be in the somewhere in that fantasy of yours, was that him taking the photo?

Bongalongherb

No, it was actually Michael Noonan with his crystal ball again.

renegademaster

Bongalongherb wrote: »

No, it was actually Michael Noonan with his crystal ball again.

haha classic, Ming will be lighting up some serious fattys over the next week i'd say, grab the popcorn and hit the streets, the weather is promised fine too

renegademaster

I heard Enda was with that missing slane chick last night, thankfully she sobered up and is on her way home now