Big Brother UK 2015 **Use spoiler tags, mod warning post #1 & 3037**

dunworth1

Does jack every stop moaning. You could see it on Joels face that he was sick of listening to jack moaning

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Seriously worried that Marc might be removed from the house. He's favourite to win, that would be a massive shame! Although his antics are hilarious, when big brother repeated what he said about making Sam cry, I was like 'holy sh*t' - that actually sounded so bad.

Jade in the bedroom saying 'I'm sorry but that's actually hilarious' at Marc made me LOL. I think she has a small crush on him.

dunworth1

To be fair Marc does need to tone it down a bit.

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Marc pulling Christian out of the bed LOL

deco nate

Joel is the spitting image of yer man on the Saturday
Night show..

somesoldiers

So is mark saying that he consumes 3 * 70 cl bottles of whiskey a week which he says is 210 units of alcohol?

deco nate

somesoldiers wrote: »

So is mark saying that he consumes 3 * 70 cl bottles of whiskey a week which he says is 210 units of alcohol?

Yea, lol
Also was he in the army??!

Saralee4

It was so funny the way it was edited where joel was talking about marc in the diary room and it kept cutting to scenes of marc humping the furniture!

I think he does like sam. I dont think theyd get married but he likes her in his own kind of way. I think he was happy danny nominated her because he was jealous when she said she liked him.

MarkY91

Joel explained marc perfectly. Marc is indeed an enigma

deco nate

MarkY91 wrote: »

Joel explained marc perfectly. Marc is indeed an enigma

I think Marc is more like an enema, a right pain in the arse!

Jjiipp79

Besides Mark all the other housemates put together would not have one personality!

Holy fu*king sh*t they are so boring.

Eyepatch

Are we to understand there will be no Public voting this week? Did I hear it being announced that BB will decide who goes into the secret lair?

More than likely two will go into the lair, as there are three up to be evicted. As Simon is so unpopular, I imagine it will be Marc and Sam in the lair.

jayo26

Saralee4 wrote: »

It was so funny the way it was edited where joel was talking about marc in the diary room and it kept cutting to scenes of marc humping the furniture!

I think he does like sam. I dont think theyd get married but he likes her in his own kind of way. I think he was happy danny nominated her because he was jealous when she said she liked him.

Ahh stop i was looking at it here and have to say i was in bits laughing.

Alice1

Did Joel really pee in the sink? When was that?

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Alice1 wrote: »

Did Joel really pee in the sink? When was that?

He was not impressed when that secret came out!

omerin

Has there been a duller hm them Cristian? I can't remember 1, he does absolutely nothing all day.

Tasden

omerin wrote: »

Has there been a duller hm them Cristian? I can't remember 1, he does absolutely nothing all day.

But he looks so beautiful while doing nothing

deco nate

omerin wrote: »

Has there been a duller hm them Cristian? I can't remember 1, he does absolutely nothing all day.

Yea the Scottish lad that won season 3 or 4!

CollyFlower

deco nate wrote: »

Yea the Scottish lad that won season 3 or 4!

All the house mates were boring that year.

deco nate

CollyFlower wrote: »

All the house mates were boring that year.

Yea more so than this year, that's what I don't understand with all the moaning on here. Even before the new ones came it could have kicked off, just not given enough time.

It's all add now, if it doesn't happen in X amount of tim, **** it. Change it...

arcticmonkeys

Jesus Jack was getting on my wick tonight. Simons reasons for nominating him seemed perfectly valid. Jack seems to think that hes going to coast along to the final and for anyone to nominate him is unimaginable. Didn't like the way he cornered Simon after the nominations, getting on his high horse saying he bottled it and never gave an honest enough reason.

Jaxxy

arcticmonkeys wrote: »

Jesus Jack was getting on my wick tonight. Simons reasons for nominating him seemed perfectly valid. Jack seems to think that hes going to coast along to the final and for anyone to nominate him is unimaginable. Didn't like the way he cornered Simon after the nominations, getting on his high horse saying he bottled it and never gave an honest enough reason.

Yeah I totally get you. I mean, I don't particularly like Simon, but his reason for nominating Jack was valid, and the same one has been used several times by others. How many times have we heard someone say, "we just don't connect", or, "I don't connect with X as much as I do with the other housemates"? Jade used the exact same reason for pretty much every single nomination she's ever had.

Jack is just super sensitive, a little deluded and he feels safe having a go at Simon because the whole group is doing it too.

Darkest Horse

Jaxxy wrote: »

Yeah I totally get you. I mean, I don't particularly like Simon, but his reason for nominating Jack was valid, and the same one has been used several times by others. How many times have we heard someone say, "we just don't connect", or, "I don't connect with X as much as I do with the other housemates"? Jade used the exact same reason for pretty much every single nomination she's ever had.

Jack is just super sensitive, a little deluded and he feels safe having a go at Simon because the whole group is doing it too.

This is pure mob mentality and Simon is the recipient of most people's frustrations because he's a safe target. It's uncomfortable viewing and the producers allow him to be continually harassed. Because what Simon is "perceived" to have done, being hostile towards him is not only implicitly acceptable amongst the housemates, it is almost politically correct to do, bordering on virtuous. There is no downside to picking on Simon which is why you get shrinking violets, young pups afraid to take on the likes of Marc, such as Harry, Jack and Chloe, taking self-indulgent pot shots to massage their own egos. It's all wrapped up in a nice little package of supposed back-stabbing and betrayal as if he owes them something or is plotting and scheming in the background. At least Jack is outward in his actions, Harry will start on Simon only when she sees others doing so in a sort of "kick him when he's cowering in the corner" sort of manner. She won't be aggressive towards anyone else such as Danny who told her to put her clothes on, or Marc who told her she has no friends in the house. No, Simon is her target but only because no bad can come of it and he is unlikely to bite back. If he does, she has the support of everyone else. She is a true coward and in just a few short days has become my most hated, yes HATED, housemate. And that is nothing to do with her nakedness.

drugstore cowboy

Jaxxy wrote: »

Yeah I totally get you. I mean, I don't particularly like Simon, but his reason for nominating Jack was valid, and the same one has been used several times by others. How many times have we heard someone say, "we just don't connect", or, "I don't connect with X as much as I do with the other housemates"? Jade used the exact same reason for pretty much every single nomination she's ever had.

Jack is just super sensitive, a little deluded and he feels safe having a go at Simon because the whole group is doing it too.

Jack's a vicious little bully and I'm hoping he stays another while until he gets what's coming to him.


He's like a real life Cartman minus the humor.

Jjiipp79

I thought Jade was the worst in the house, but far from it. She is hard to take but at least she seems to be normal enough.

Now Jack on the other hand, now this guy is the worst person in the house by a mile. He was bulling Simon after nominations and he is such a two faced person.

Anyone for the win bar Jack...

It's become poor watching nways!

Missymoohaa

Jjiipp79 wrote: »

I thought Jade was the worst in the house, but far from it. She is hard to take but at least she seems to be normal enough.

Now Jack on the other hand, now this guy is the worst person in the house by a mile. He was bulling Simon after nominations and he is such a two faced person.

Anyone for the win bar Jack...

It's become poor watching nways!

Totally agree Jjiipp, seriously he nominates Simon himself and then questions the fact that Simon then nominated him, that's a bit f*cked up isn't it. Did he seriously think he'd sail through the process without one nomination. I'd say he was a gonner next week, if he could only get nominated. The old HM's won't nominate him, so I'm hoping the Ex Housemates from the Lair will do the nominations next week and if so then Jack could well be gone. The public I think will elect to evict. He'll get a right shock then.

I used to love Nick but am going off him big time, maybe because I really can't stand that cow Harri, I don't know.

But really and truly it's Mark to win now, he must be bollox*d, he's worked so hard to rile the house up. I love the way he's warned in the DR and looks remorseful and then you see him later humping the furniture and dragging Christian out of bed, brilliant. Even Joel is coming around to him :eek:

Eyepatch

When Simon was questioned by BB during his nomination of Jack, he admitted his reason was because Jack was likely to win and he, Simon, wanted to be that person. In the end, he admitted to tactical voting. Of course, Jack is mad. He has used up all of his immunity cards. He has passed up on a car that cost a fortune. Despite the fact that he knows he had been favorite to win - now he is getting tactical votes, so that he doesn't. He sees everything slipping away from him. Of course, he's angry. He is letting out his rage in no uncertain terms. Who would blame him?

I hope Marc does not win. IMO, he is seriously disturbed. Now I am coming to the conclusion he is suffering the ill-affects of all the anabolic steroids he must have used in order to get into the shape he's in physically, combined with his addiction to alcohol, that has produced this crazy behaviour. Right now, I can see Joel is heading for a win.

Darkest Horse

Eyepatch wrote: »

When Simon was questioned by BB during his nomination of Jack, he admitted his reason was because Jack was likely to win and he, Simon, wanted to be that person. In the end, he admitted to tactical voting. Of course, Jack is mad. He has used up all of his immunity cards. He has passed up on a car that cost a fortune. Despite the fact that he knows he had been favorite to win - now he is getting tactical votes, so that he doesn't. He sees everything slipping away from him. Of course, he's angry. He is letting out his rage in no uncertain terms. Who would blame him?

I hope Marc does not win. IMO, he is seriously disturbed. Now I am coming to the conclusion he is suffering the ill-affects of all the anabolic steroids he must have used in order to get into the shape he's in physically, combined with his addiction to alcohol, that has produced this crazy behaviour. Right now, I can see Joel is heading for a win.

I hope that is tongue in cheek re the steroids. If not you need to research them a little better.

Merkin

Harri is absolutely vile. She's scheming and manipulative and she has it in for Marc because he can see right through her.

Eyepatch

Darkest Horse wrote: »

I hope that is tongue in cheek re the steroids. If not you need to research them a little better.

All anybody needs to do to find out about the effects of using anabolic steroids, both physically and psychologically, is Google same. Just look at Marc's arms.! How is it possible to have muscles like that without the use of steroids. They're pumped up even when he is relaxing. He has admitted going for tests re his liver and kidneys - and thank God, he's fine. But there obviously was a little bit of worry there or he would not have it checked out. Alcohol consumption, the extent of which he also admits, is not helping either.