Is it safe to eat chocolate while or after drinking alcohol?

omgitsthelazor

I've heard it increases the sense of intoxication.

blackbox

The crumbs make a mess on your trousers.

Super-Rush

Jesus wept.

Stheno

Super-Rush wrote: »

Jesus wept.

This

shruikan2553

Super-Rush wrote: »

Jesus wept.

Did he eat chocolate while drinking?

Darkglasses

Answer - yes.

Señor Fancy Pants

Remember kids, don't drink and chocolate!

Oryx

Liqueurs dont make you drunk. They make you sick. So I think youll be grand

cajonlardo

blackbox wrote: »

The crumbs make a mess on your trousers.

is that not only if we go steady to the pictures ?

Tesco Massacre

Truffle Pig wrote: »

Remember kids, don't drink and chocolate!

Don't tell us what to do, narc.

catallus

Do whisky truffles count?

Herb Powell

No, I did it once and I died.

biko

omgitsthelazor wrote: »

I've heard it increases the sense of intoxication.

You heard porkies.

However, it's perfectly safe to eat chocolate while drinking alcohol.

irish_goat

Better stay away with Porterhouse Chocolate Stout just to be safe OP!

Señor Fancy Pants

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

Don't tell us what to do, narc.

Dont tell me to not tell you what to do!

artanevilla

If you drink in the bath or drink standing up you can't get drunk. Or if you pull the bottle out before any liquid comes out.

kneemos

Tea or coffee can I think,it's the caffeine hit.

kylith

Who the feck told you it wasn't safe to eat chocolate while drinking? I'm about to have a chocolate egg and some whiskey, I'll report back and tell you if I die.

artanevilla

kylith wrote: »

Who the feck told you it wasn't safe to eat chocolate while drinking? I'm about to have a chocolate egg and some whiskey, I'll report back and tell you if I die.

Can I have the whiskey if you do?

Massimo Cassagrande

Never do this - the chocolate and the alcohol combine to form Chocahol-mono-Glycerpeptones in the lower intestimines which can lead to Pleurococcy-clamidyitis and Endo-Parseinomitis of the Adriatic.

I'm telling you, it isn't pretty.

Zen65

omgitsthelazor wrote: »

I've heard it increases the sense of intoxication.

It does not.

But it does increase the mess in the event that you throw up from having taken too much drink. Very dark vomit ensues. Not pretty.

kylith

artanevilla wrote: »

Can I have the whiskey if you do?

No. I'll drink it in spirit.

DeVore

Massimo Cassagrande wrote: »

Never do this - the chocolate and the alcohol combine to form Chocahol-mono-Glycerpeptones in the lower intestimines which can lead to Pleurococcy-clamidyitis and Endo-Parseinomitis of the Adriatic.

I'm telling you, it isn't pretty.

Considering that the only google result for those words... is this thread... I'm gonna call Shenanigans on that

BUT, alcohol DOES react with sugar in the blood stream and that can lead to dehydration and low blood sugar which are the causes of hangovers. So, theres some science behind the idea of not eating a ton of chocolate while drinking. Whether it increase the sense of intoxication depends on the individual and I very very much doubt it.

Eugene Norman

kylith wrote: »

Who the feck told you it wasn't safe to eat chocolate while drinking? I'm about to have a chocolate egg and some whiskey, I'll report back and tell you if I die.

Or you won't.

Massimo Cassagrande

DeVore wrote: »

Considering that the only google result for those words... is this thread... I'm gonna call Shenanigans on that

BUT, alcohol DOES react with sugar in the blood stream and that can lead to dehydration and low blood sugar which are the causes of hangovers. So, theres some science behind the idea of not eating a ton of chocolate while drinking. Whether it increase the sense of intoxication depends on the individual and I very very much doubt it.

Not at all - it's 100% Credically proven. In clinicul trials, with 100 subjects, Mono-hexa-choclatides were found to combine with the clenbuterol in alcohol to form long-strand Choca-holic Dipeptides. These underwent a trans-mino-hacid sub-arachnase mustasis at 37'c and became hexa-latent.

The worst offenders were Marathon bars combined with Harp. It has been dubbed the Martha-Harprothonic effect after the person who discovered the phenomenon - Dr Martha Stewart. She was nominated for an EMMY for her research.

whatismyname

omgitsthelazor wrote: »

I've heard it increases the sense of intoxication.

No. Don't do it. It's not worth it mate.

DeVore

"Sub-arachnase".... very dangerous those spider enzymes...

Geniass

Massimo Cassagrande wrote: »

and Endo-Parseinomitis of the Adriatic.

In the more recent studies I think a rupture of the Balearic is more common.

Massimo Cassagrande

DeVore wrote: »

"Sub-arachnase".... very dangerous those spider enzymes...

Sufferers have been known to describe their symptoms as "jasus, I thought me belly was crawling". The acute version is worst, chronic sufferers develop a resistance to the effects, dubbed "The Dulling-Kruebeen Effect" - Acute patients, those exposed to less than 3 consecutive weekends of chocolate and Alcohol have been tested as having over 170% more Choco-tolin their systems than non-abusers. Part of the upgrade to "Snickers" was the allegedly the removal of the offending compounds - hence the huge reduction in incidents. Harp refused to comment, but I think their silence on the subject speaks volumes.

suicide_circus

Massimo Cassagrande wrote: »

Not at all - it's 100% Credically proven. In clinicul trials, with 100 subjects, Mono-hexa-choclatides were found to combine with the clenbuterol in alcohol to form long-strand Choca-holic Dipeptides. These underwent a trans-mino-hacid sub-arachnase mustasis at 37'c and became hexa-latent.

The worst offenders were Marathon bars combined with Harp. It has been dubbed the Martha-Harprothonic effect after the person who discovered the phenomenon - Dr Martha Stewart. She was nominated for an EMMY for her research.

Just ask any scientician!

Massimo Cassagrande

Geniass wrote: »

In the more recent studies I think a rupture of the Balearic is more common.

This is still being debated - Russian scientists studied 1000 patients but their findings were in Russian, so no-one is too sure what they were. Apart from russian speakers.

c_man

Nothing finer than a Moro in between cans.

Massimo Cassagrande

c_man wrote: »

Nothing finer than a Moro in between cans.

You're dicing with danger there..

kylith

Well, I died. My only regret is that I died drinking Jameson and Dairy Milk rather than Lagavulin and Leonedas.

kylith

c_man wrote: »

Nothing finer than a Moro in between cans.

Frozen Moros FTW

Massimo Cassagrande

Organic chocolate is supposed to be a safe bet. No one has ever suffered as a result of drinking Harp and eating Organic chocolate, ever.

Eugene Norman

Massimo Cassagrande wrote: »

Organic chocolate is supposed to be a safe bet. No one has ever suffered as a result of drinking Harp and eating Organic chocolate, ever.

I hate this kind of pseudo science. All that organic means is the chocolate producing animals, like the creme hen, are not treated with chemicals.

Nothing to stop the Mono-hexa-choclatides combining with the clenbuterol in alcohol to form the dangerous long-strand Choca-holic Dipeptides, as pointed out already.

Geniass

Eugene Norman wrote: »

I hate this kind of pseudo science. All that organic means is the chocolate producing animals, like the creme hen, are not treated with chemicals.

Nothing to stop the Mono-hexa-choclatides combining with the clenbuterol in alcohol to form the dangerous long-strand Choca-holic Dipeptides, as pointed out already.

Balderdash, everyone knows a happy creme hen or a well cared for Dairymilk cow produce less toxin laden produce. It's beyond refute.

It really makes me angry when trolls post the above crap. I'll report you if continue with such unsubstantiated rubbish.

porsche959

This thread is like a spoof on a Daily Mail scare story.

"Chocolate causes cancer"

"Scientists discover secret cure for cancer - eat a bar of chocolate a day!"

PARlance

It's 100% not safe.

Anytime I'm eating out and someone goes for a chocolate desert then invariably an ambulance has to be called.

Wine and Cocoa makes everything broke-a

Goshen

Alcohol is known to decrease your inhibitions, thus increasing your likelihood of having unsafe sex.
However, chocolate is known to produce serotonin levels similar to those experienced during sex.
Therefore, if you eat chocolate while drinking, you are 99 times less likely to have unsafe sex.
So, you can conclude, that it is not only safe to consume chocolate while drinking, but it is actually SAFER than drinking and consuming cabbage for example.

jester77

OP, my double chocolate stouts say otherwise

c_man

kylith wrote: »

Frozen Moros FTW

I never even conceived of such a thing... *doffs cap*

kylith

c_man wrote: »

I never even conceived of such a thing... *doffs cap*

Thank me later. Just mind your fillings.

bjork

I had some chocolate after a rake of pints one night.

Was as sick as a small hospital the next morning

Conclusion: It was the chocolate that did me in

SpaceTime

No science behind this at all.

Just don't attempt to knock back a pint of pure chocolate whatever you do!

The Corinthian

If you're a dog, it can be dangerous to eat chocolate, with or without alcohol.

Otherwise chocolate can have the beneficial effect of helping to counteract the 'black rain' syndrome often experienced the morning after imbuing twelve pints of Guinness.

the_monkey

Whatever you do, never ever ever eat mentos and drink Coca Cola ....

DeVore

Dogs react very badly to chocolate as TheCorinthian points out.... they also react badly to alcohol.... COINCIDENCE?!?

Massimo Cassagrande

DeVore wrote: »

Dogs react very badly to chocolate as TheCorinthian points out.... they also react badly to alcohol.... COINCIDENCE?!?

Was this not about dogs from the get go????

LadyAthame

Massimo Cassagrande wrote: »

Was this not about dogs from the get go????

Explain?