What your snapchats are really saying

retro:electro

http://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/irish-showbiz/irish-model-holly-carpenter-reveals-5528434

Irish model Holly Carpenter recently shared this on her blog. It's all a bit attention seeking and passive aggressive if you ask me, I mean God forbid we would actually ever want something to be taken at face value! Think she needs to get over herself tbh! Not everything women do has to be so indirect and cryptic!

Value Hunter

It's a bit of banter

Dave0301

I imagine what she is referring to is that thing called flirting.

Apparently it happens in person too!

Reoil

Sorry, couldn't get past the cleavage.

Connorzee

I think her post is fairly spot on TBH for 90% of women, based on snaps i'd get.

The Backwards Man

Snapcrap

retro:electro

Connorzee wrote: »

I think her post is fairly spot on TBH for 90% of women, based on snaps i'd get.

Maybe. I just find it to be a bit self absorbed and all about herself.

anncoates

Thankfully we have somebody on hand to decipher the abstruse semantic layers involved in pictures of imbeciles pulling goldfish faces and flashing their tits.

Connorzee

anna080 wrote: »

Maybe. I just find it to be a bit self absorbed and all about herself.

Well it's her blog like, so it would have to be about her

LuckyLloyd

anna080 wrote: »

http://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/irish-showbiz/irish-model-holly-carpenter-reveals-5528434

Irish model Holly Carpenter recently shared this on her blog. It's all a bit attention seeking and passive aggressive if you ask me, I mean God forbid we would actually ever want something to be taken at face value! Think she needs to get over herself tbh! Not everything women do has to be so indirect and cryptic!

Are you annoyed because you think she's wrong? Or because she's right and you don't like to be judged?

Specialun

Does she even have a face

MRnotlob606

Snapchat is for people who are self obsessed, conceited ,and self-conscious about their appearance.

valoren

Anytime Holly wants to flash her chats is ok with me.

Birneybau

My snapchats are saying...I have never nor will probably ever use snapchat.

KungPao

*picture of dinner* = possible bore/hipster/obese person.
*pictures of friends out drinking* = look at meeee I'm a party animal.
*picture of boner* = possible Homer Sexual.

It's in the mirror and it's an article by a model who gets to post pictures of herself.

Are we supposed to take it seriously and be offended?

NachoBusiness

Don't miss next week's column about how she deals with the men who keep objectifying her, don't take her serious and keep staring at her boobs: MAN BASTARDS, HOW TO TAME AND CONFUSE THEM.

Sky King

That dog looks worried.

The Peanut

So much of the modern social media obsession annoys me. But, although I can kinda understand the uses of twitter and Facebook, surely Snap Chat just shouts "look at me"!

It's a gift from God for people who wish to self-promote.

Greenmachine

In other words "It all about me"

Problem with snapchat is everyone else on there is already to busy thinking about themselves to really pay any attention to anyone else.

NachoBusiness

She's an ex Miss Ireland though and so in fairness, all that really matters is her views on whether or not she thinks my pregnant girlfriend should let me know she shagged my brother on Christmas Eve.

AnonoBoy

Ah look at them their with their Snapchats and their Bebo Stunnahs.

Sure in my day a Snapchat was a conversation about a children's card game. And Whatsapp was what you asked when you wanted to know which eejit someone was talking about.

Son Of A Vidic

Snaptwat would probably be a more suitable name for such narcissistic nonsense.

Nucular Arms

MRnotlob606 wrote: »

Snapchat is for people who are self obsessed, conceited ,and self-conscious about their appearance.

Probably explains its broad, mass appeal!

Nucular Arms

MRnotlob606 wrote: »

Snapchat is for people who are self obsessed, conceited ,and self-conscious about their appearance.

Probably explains its broad, mass appeal!

billion dollar baby

Well what a lot of killjoys you are! 😜

I use Snapchat regularly to interact with friends because sometimes it's easier to just take a pic of what you are doing than explaining it. A picture is worth a thousand words as they say.

It's not like you send a picture to a bunch of randoms. It's only people on your friends list

retro:electro

LuckyLloyd wrote: »

Are you annoyed because you think she's wrong? Or because she's right and you don't like to be judged?

I'm not annoyed at all. I just read it and rolled my eyes and thought "get over yourself love", and then posted it here for all you lot to see hehe

anna080

anna080 wrote: »

I'm not annoyed at all. I just read it and rolled my eyes and thought "get over yourself love", and then posted it here for all you lot to see hehe

You're really only giving her blog more air time and advertisement though.

retro:electro

[Deleted User] wrote: »

You're really only giving her blog more air time and advertisement though.

That's fine by me I don't hate the girl or anything, I just found this particular post stupid

hatrickpatrick

Meh, I usually just snapchat stuff I think will make people laugh.

biko

/care

Areyouwell

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Snaptwat would probably be a more suitable name for such narcissistic nonsense.

Snaptwat - very good.:D

anncoates

biko wrote: »

/care bear

xoxoxox

AnonoBoy

billion dollar baby wrote: »

I use Snapchat regularly to interact with friends because sometimes it's easier to just take a pic of what you are doing than explaining it. t

I dunno. How hard is it to just type out w*nking?

jimgoose

Umm, there was boobs, and them some stuff about Gnatstrap, which I understand is one of these computery things for children.

anncoates

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I dunno. How hard is it to just type out w*nking?

To be a fair, a picture of your jabs beats taking 5 minutes to type out 'Feast on mine comely brassiere straining against its fleshy cargo' and then being ostracized by your mates.

billion dollar baby

anncoates wrote: »

To be a fair, a picture of your jabs beats taking 5 minutes to type out 'Feast on mine comely brassiere straining against its fleshy cargo' and then being ostracized by your mates.

That is far too many characters to fit across the screen

billion dollar baby

AnonoBoy wrote: »

I dunno. How hard is it to just type out w*nking?

Hmmm. I guess I'm not as close to my friends as you are to yours

castletownman

I would give that Carpenter some wood

ZING

anna080

anna080 wrote: »

That's fine by me I don't hate the girl or anything, I just found this particular post stupid

She's in a vacuous job, writing a vacuous blog. It's to be expected.

(that's not calling her vacuous by the way, it comes with the territory of her career path).

LadyAthame

Don't do snapchat. I have a feeling half of it would be me going, 'oh look at this pretty daisy!',*rest of world* 'please excuse us while we puke!'

'Feast on mine comely brassiere straining against its fleshy cargo'

That is actually something I can imagine one of my mates saying. :-)

tmh106

anncoates wrote: »

Thankfully we have somebody on hand to decipher the abstruse semantic layers involved in pictures of imbeciles pulling goldfish faces and flashing their tits.

Great. Now all we need is someone to decipher the above quote.

cloud493

Snapchat is dumb.

dont bother

what your snapchats are really saying:

"I'm a child and i am an idiot"....

because i use snapchat in the first place.

suicide_circus

I'd holly her carpenter

anncoates

tmh106 wrote: »

Great. Now all we need is someone to decipher the above quote.

Haven't you got some goldfish faces to pull?

ScumLord

I would wager dollars to donuts that she didn't write any of that. The whole article was grabbed from somewhere just so they had a reason to say this "The 23-year-old - who rejoined Andrea Roche's modelling agency last week".

melissak

Not specifically her as she is a model and it is her job but how many regular people have friends that really need to see several puctures of them every day. Sadly not me....

funtime93

suicide_circus wrote: »

I'd holly her carpenter

You should consider doing stand up.

yeahimhere

Never really saw the point of snapchat so deleted it. Then someone used my email address to create an account. So of course I changed the password and sent pictures of really dull / odd stuff to their friends.

Looked at their friends snaps and they all seemed to be teenage girls. Yup, I felt creepy and deleted it. But they didn't seem to really care who they were sending snaps to. Just a way to feel popular. Modern fame and fake attention.

I feel like an old fart after typing that...

suicide_circus

funtime93 wrote: »

You should consider doing stand up.

I'd stand your should consider up