Too much wednesday fun times

fizzypish

Went for grub with the missus last night. Stayed out for a drink. Some of her mates come along. Next thing I know, tis gone 4 in the morning. Got home and realized that if I slept I would never get up. Stayed up. In work now.
I need tips for the next 2 hours to:
Avoid people knowing I'm hungover
I need tips for the next 8 hours to:
Avoid people knowing I'm asleep or dam near it

I've already started on the coffee, water and sweets.
I work at a desk for the day.
Let the pearls of wisdom fall!

O and anyone saying you shouldn't drink on a Wednesday, to you I say, I know and you can **** right off.

tomwaterford

fizzypish wrote: »

Went for grub with the missus last night. Stayed out for a drink. Some of her mates come along. Next thing I know, tis gone 4 in the morning. Got home and realized that if I slept I would never get up. Stayed up. In work now.
I need tips for the next 2 hours to:
Avoid people knowing I'm hungover
I need tips for the next 8 hours to:
Avoid people knowing I'm asleep or dam near it

I've already started on the coffee, water and sweets.
I work at a desk for the day.
Let the pearls of wisdom fall!

O and anyone saying you shouldn't drink on a Wednesday, to you I say, I know and you can **** right off.

To avoid hangover.....stay drinking!!!

fizzypish

tomwaterford wrote: »

To avoid hangover.....stay drinking!!!

Excellent suggestion. Not an option though. I work on the continent too so they are less inclined to comprehend the Thursday hangover.

stimpson

fizzypish wrote: »

Excellent suggestion. Not an option though. I work on the continent too so they are less inclined to comprehend the Thursday hangover.

You said you work at a desk. I'm calling BS on this.

Whosthis

Cocaine.

Aongus Von Bismarck

fizzypish wrote: »

O and anyone saying you shouldn't drink on a Wednesday, to you I say, I know and you can **** right off.

That's no excuse. Your employer is paying you to work, not to sit around feeling sorry for yourself because you overdid it on the lager last night. It's classic Irish 'sure I'll get away with it' type thinking.

skirtgirl

Eat a breakfast, have tea. The toughest time will be 11am to 2pm. Then you'll be ok but very tired.

fizzypish

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

That's no excuse. Your employer is paying you to work, not to sit around feeling sorry for yourself because you overdid it on the lager last night. It's classic Irish 'sure I'll get away with it' type thinking.

Jasus man. Did your mother not hug you enough as a child or something?

Cocaine. Never had it before. Never know how I'll react!

Breaky has already been sorted!
Good suggestions people. Keep up this energy!

stimpson

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

That's no excuse. Your employer is paying you to work, not to sit around feeling sorry for yourself because you overdid it on the lager last night. It's classic Irish 'sure I'll get away with it' type thinking.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Aongus Von Bismarck

fizzypish wrote: »

Jasus man. Did your mother not hug you enough as a child or something?

Cocaine. Never had it before. Never know how I'll react!

Breaky has already been sorted!
Good suggestions people. Keep up this energy!

This has nothing to do with my Mother. It has all to do with you boasting on a public message forum about going out and drinking till 4am on a school night. Looking for excuses for your bad behaviour. Will your colleagues have to work harder as a result of you sitting around avoiding work? Will any deadlines be missed? Will the quality of the work you eventually decide to do be of a lesser quality than usual. I despise this sort of casual attitude to work. People are always on about employer responsibilities, but rarely apply the same critical eye to their own responsibilities. Not turning up hungover is one of the basic ones.

surpy

Post is too coherent

whiskeyman

Tell your boss you think you've got a touch of Ebola.
Make sniffle noise and hack a cough.
Go home early.
Win!

Wang King

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

This has nothing to do with my Mother. It has all to do with you boasting on a public message forum about going out and drinking till 4am on a school night. Looking for excuses for your bad behaviour. Will your colleagues have to work harder as a result of you sitting around avoiding work? Will any deadlines be missed? Will the quality of the work you eventually decide to do be of a lesser quality than usual. I despise this sort of casual attitude to work. People are always on about employer responsibilities, but rarely apply the same critical eye to their own responsibilities. Not turning up hungover is one of the basic ones.

I currently have a migraine, I will be turning up to work, I will be not very productive for quite a while, I will have to delegate and increase my colleagues workload ...sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug

corner of hells

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

That's no excuse. Your employer is paying you to work, not to sit around feeling sorry for yourself because you overdid it on the lager last night. It's classic Irish 'sure I'll get away with it' type thinking.

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

This has nothing to do with my Mother. It has all to do with you boasting on a public message forum about going out and drinking till 4am on a school night. Looking for excuses for your bad behaviour. Will your colleagues have to work harder as a result of you sitting around avoiding work? Will any deadlines be missed? Will the quality of the work you eventually decide to do be of a lesser quality than usual. I despise this sort of casual attitude to work. People are always on about employer responsibilities, but rarely apply the same critical eye to their own responsibilities. Not turning up hungover is one of the basic ones.

Hic , haz anyone seen my snash box ?

Tombi!

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

This has nothing to do with my Mother. It has all to do with you boasting on a public message forum about going out and drinking till 4am on a school night. Looking for excuses for your bad behaviour. Will your colleagues have to work harder as a result of you sitting around avoiding work? Will any deadlines be missed? Will the quality of the work you eventually decide to do be of a lesser quality than usual. I despise this sort of casual attitude to work. People are always on about employer responsibilities, but rarely apply the same critical eye to their own responsibilities. Not turning up hungover is one of the basic ones.

Mod - stop posting in the thread with this kind of aggressive attitude

Akrasia

The first thing you'll need is chewing gum

The second thing you need is a clipboard

If you carry a clipboard people presume you're doing some work. You can carry a clipboard around all day long, you can sit in the canteen staring at a clipboard (with your eyes closed) and people will think you're incredibly hard working and dedicated. You'll probably get a raise.

ArtyC

Get some black halls/ fisherman friends and tissues, mention having a cold.... The sweets should mask the smell and eyes being tired is the cold

Un Croissant

If anyone calls you out just hit them with a heartfelt plea topped off with 'If that's wrong, I don't want to be right' then you bow to your slow clap as your boss stutters and stammers some square, legal response.

fizzypish

Fishermans friends sounds fantastic. Next time I see some in the shop, I'm buying some and leaving them at the desk. I have a nettle sting on my hand. I didn't even know they had nettles in this country.....

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Do what any honest person would do and take a day's leave.

Dravokivich

fizzypish wrote: »

I need tips for the next 2 hours to:
Avoid people knowing I'm hungover

Place a lot of tissues around yer desk, make lots of wretch noises and keep sniffling yer nose.

fizzypish wrote: »

I need tips for the next 8 hours to:
Avoid people knowing I'm asleep or dam near it

Keep on the coffee.

OldNotWIse

Have you the facility for a hot shower? Night before booze tends to start oozing from one's pores around about midday :pac:

Also, you could do with some soakage - get a breakfast roll into you fast.

magicmoves

Squeeze a full lemon into a glass of warm water, That will wake you up. Also go for a power nap in the jacks:)))

kylith

De-stinkify yourself as much as possible. Go into work, tell your boss quietly that you're not feeling great. Do the best you can for a couple of hours. Run to the loo and be heartily, noisily, sick. Blame the take-away/chicken/seafood/mother-in-law's cooking you had for dinner. Go home to bed with food poisoning.

You'll get to go home to bed and you'll get kudos for coming in to work when you're poorly.

Isaac Modern Mercury

Isaac Modern Mercury wrote: »

Do what any honest person would do and take a day's leave.

I'd rather waste a day hungover in work than waste a days holidays hungover. As a person who goes in hungover one day most weeks I wouldn't be long using up all my holidays and getting hassle for taking days off.

PizzamanIRL

You shouldn't drink on a Wednesday night.

You drink during the day so you have longer to recover for the next day

muppetkiller

Fresh Oranges are not only yummy, refreshing and a great way to wake you up but great for getting rid of the smell of drink too.

Then set up a few meetings with your pals in work to pass the day.

MistyCheese

If your colleagues notice your bleary eyed hungover state shrug in a slight self deprecating manner and inform them "Es mi dia primero". If anyone happens to cop that you were also in the office yesterday you could try "Bueno, soy irlandeso."

All that's left is to send MistyCheese a basket of muffins as a thank you for getting you out of your sticky situation. Throw in a handful of Lidl cookies.

WinnyThePoo

Hand in your resignation. Theres little or not point continuing this farce.

biko

Fake a heart attack. Take the rest of the day off.

Spunge

Being paid by an employer and not working because you're hungover is more immoral than claiming the dole.