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Trivial things that annoy you part 479

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    The AIB "Brave" voice is back - ear-bleeding. "I'm so soft and delicate and in pain and about to cry, and have a bit of a contrived American twang". Pretentious central.

    id laugh if she saw this :)

    the next advert:

    ''brave is mocking someone's voice under an anonymous username on boards.ie. you know who you are.''


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 270 ✭✭zbluebirdz


    Guys who wear really long belts - the tail ends up at the back ...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux



    Also, in supermarkets, people ahead of you in a long line, when they have all their items scanned and bagged and the worker says "18.60 please", THEN they decide that they need cash for items and stop to root around their wallets for the money with a surprised look on their face, all the while holding up the line even longer". Newsflash people: YOU NEED MONEY TO BUY ITEMS, GET YOUR FCUKING CASH OR CARD READY BEFORE HE OR SHE ASKS FOR IT. :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

    By "people" here you mean women and by "wallet" you mean massive handbag full of useless garbage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Gerlock Naan and his giant head.
    "Twas a game of two halves I spuz at d'end of d'day like d ' ye know"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,731 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    Gwynplaine wrote: »
    Gerlock Naan and his giant head.
    "Twas a game of two halves I spuz at d'end of d'day like d ' ye know"

    When he's talking, his teeth and lips maintain the same distance from each other no matter what he says.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Gwynplaine wrote: »
    Gerlock Naan and his giant head.
    "Twas a game of two halves I spuz at d'end of d'day like d ' ye know"

    When I was a very young kid I had him as a teacher, by Christ I could tell you horror stories. The man was a prick then and is not much better now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,731 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    When I was a very young kid I had him as a teacher, by Christ I could tell you horror stories. The man was a prick then and is not much better now.

    A lot of the GAA crowd are. A few senior county players live in my local area and strut around the place like they are something special for kicking a bag of wind around a field.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭failinis


    Again with the shower annoyance but someone left it like a bath with no water draining from the tray and I don't wanna know whats blocked the plug. :mad:
    (I will find out soon as I need to use it :()


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 269 ✭✭Public_Enema


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    What are you supposed to do, wave at them? bless yourself? Genuflect?

    Tell them you're a divorce lawyer and you'll see them in a couple of years.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Driving on a very narrow county road and driver coming in the opposite direction just stops.

    Can't get past. Cars behind me. Had to get out of the car and explain to her that she needed to reverse back to the passing area.
    She asked me to reverse her car for her. Ffs....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    failinis wrote: »
    Again with the shower annoyance but someone left it like a bath with no water draining from the tray and I don't wanna know whats blocked the plug. :mad:
    (I will find out soon as I need to use it :()

    Actually gross :(:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Absolute dopes commentating on rte for the hurling

    Brian codys a great manager doesn't throw on subs even though game effectively over...makes them earn there place in training


    10 mins later same game....codys a great manager to give the subs a run out that the game is effectively over...rest the main players :rolleyes:



    While Cody is a great manager and kk team is v.good the commentators on rte appear to think the sun shines outta this whole :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,731 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    Absolute dopes commentating on rte for the hurling

    Brian codys a great manager doesn't throw on subs even though game effectively over...makes them earn there place in training


    10 mins later same game....codys a great manager to give the subs a run out that the game is effectively over...rest the main players :rolleyes:



    While Cody is a great manager and kk team is v.good the commentators on rte appear to think the sun shines outta this whole :mad:

    Marty Morrissey banging on about all KK's scores being from play 20 seconds after TJ Reid knocks in a penalty :rolleyes:.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 269 ✭✭Public_Enema


    Menas wrote: »
    She asked me to reverse her car for her. Ffs....

    Yet in another thread, some are asking cyclists to take theory tests. After reading that, it makes you wonder can they even drive properly themselves.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,155 ✭✭✭✭Spanish Eyes


    Went to my local pub today for lunch. It's an occasional treat, lovely grub there. Anyway, the feckin car park was jammers. Had a look inside and GAA or something was blaring, and the place was packed.

    The Food manager saw us, and knowing we are regulars said she would find us a spot in about twenty minutes. NO THANKS, although I did say thanks to the woman. Full to the brim and full of kids and the noise!

    Must be getting old or something. Anyway, Aldi is not too far away, so ran in got some salmon and we are just about to have a nice meal, at home, in the peace and quiet. Bought a cheeky bottle of wine too. Bliss.

    The best laid plans!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Am minding my seven year old niece today and she's going through a phase of telling jokes every two seconds. She keeps asking me to tell her some, how many jokes have I been told down over the years and I can't remember one! Literally none! Had to google some but they were mostly inappropriate lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Social media posts wishing a happy fathers day to single mothers.:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 321 ✭✭TomBtheGoat


    Friends forcing kids on you. F**k off, I wanted to see you, not have you dragging your kids along without telling me. Shouldn't my lack of kids and interest in same, be a clue to you? Pisses me off the way some people try to force you to love their kids.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,503 ✭✭✭brianregan09


    People sharing pictures of animal cruelty and other similar things on social media saying its spreading awareness.......Yes it may spread awareness but christ above I don't want to see it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Social media posts wishing a happy fathers day to single mothers.:rolleyes:

    Seriously? Is that a 'thing' now?!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Menas wrote: »
    Seriously? Is that a 'thing' now?!

    Yep, usually the full comment is 'happy Fathers Day to all those moms doing double duty on Fathers Day'. It started in America of course.:D All said and done a Mum is a Mum and a Dad is a Dad.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    @SpanishEyes my nearest pub across the road was the same. even at 7 this evening Packed.
    "Plan B" for me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    5rtytry56 wrote: »
    @SpanishEyes my nearest pub across the road was the same. even at 7 this evening Packed.
    "Plan B" for me.

    What's Plan B? :)


  • Posts: 81,309 CMod ✭✭✭✭ London Prickly Revolt


    Yep, usually the full comment is 'happy Fathers Day to all those moms doing double duty on Fathers Day'. It started in America of course.:D All said and done a Mum is a Mum and a Dad is a Dad.

    Were they that eager on mothers day to single dads?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    What's Plan B? :)
    Forgot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    5rtytry56 wrote: »
    Forgot.

    Harsh. Did you go hungry? :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Harsh. Did you go hungry? :(

    I think you" mean pics or GFTO".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    5rtytry56 wrote: »
    I think you" mean pics or GFTO".

    Ah! I just got what you meant now! LOL :o:o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    I mean "pics or GTFO"
    Anyway Hugo boy the ball is in you court


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    5rtytry56 wrote: »
    I mean "pics or GTFO"
    Anyway Hugo boy the ball is in you court

    Oh, alright, you win. I see you've played "Pics or GTFO" before.


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