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What to do for Paddy's Day

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  • 16-03-2015 10:46pm
    #1
    feamainn
    Registered Users Posts: 47 ✭


    Where are you supposed to go tomorrow if you really really really don't want to hang out in town with all the drunk tourists and skangers but do want to have fun and drink yourself?
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    thelad95
    Registered Users Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    Fap.


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    #3
    jimmii
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    I'm staying at home and doing VAT returns. I'm a fun person like that.


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    colossus-x
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    feamainn wrote: »
    Where are you supposed to go tomorrow if you really really really don't want to hang out in town with all the drunk tourists and skangers but do want to have fun and drink yourself?

    Skangers only exist in Dublin city so logically go anywhere except Dublin city.


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    Badly Drunk Boy
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    Why do you have to go anywhere? Just chill at home...


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    feamainn
    Registered Users Posts: 47 ✭feamainn


    Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »
    Why do you have to go anywhere? Just chill at home...

    Because I'm young and I wanna


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    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,411 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Go body hunting in the Dublin Mountains.


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    Birneybau
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    Get pissed, destroy...

    What I mean is, sit at home listening to the Sex Pistols.


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    Miall108
    Registered Users Posts: 431 ✭✭Miall108


    Ride the local town slut


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    efb
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    Come home from Wales and go to Dominos


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    #11
    scwazrh
    Registered Users Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭scwazrh


    jimmii wrote: »
    I'm staying at home and doing VAT returns. I'm a fun person like that.

    The joys of being self employed !


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    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Just relax at home. Have a few lunchtime drinks and get a good laugh watching the parade on tv. Although I probably won't watch it on tv, I can't stand all the arty farty interpretive groups. Whatever happened to the old days of tacky floats and people in the parade looking like they were enjoying it?:(


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    anncoates
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    Birneybau wrote: »
    Get pissed, destroy...

    What I mean is, sit at home listening to the Sex Pistols.

    That's pretty vacant, in fairness.


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    Lapin
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    If I could go back in time, I'd track down St Paddy and kick his taffy ass back to Wales.

    Tosser, coming over here affecting our youth with Shamroguery and Christianity and harassing our snakes.


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    Lapin
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    Miall108 wrote: »
    Ride the local town slut

    You'll go blind doing that.


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    Mint Sauce
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    Is there any difference in this thread, and the what are you doing for paddies day thread?


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    Miall108
    Registered Users Posts: 431 ✭✭Miall108


    Lapin wrote: »
    You'll go blind doing that.

    Id prefer "do it when your blind"


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    Tombi!
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    Doesn't RTÉ show the parade? Watch it and have a fun drinks at home.


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    Birneybau
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    anncoates wrote: »
    That's pretty vacant, in fairness.

    I've got no feelings, no feelings, no feelings, for anybody else, except for myself, my beautiful self.


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    Sleepy
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    We have UK clients so I'll be working tomorrow. Don't really mind since it's a holiday for a religion I don't believe in and a Tuesday is a pretty useless day off.


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    anncoates
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    Birneybau wrote: »
    I've got no feelings, no feelings, no feelings, for anybody else, except for myself, my beautiful self.

    Cant believe both of us missed the obvious god save your mad parade one with the night that's in it. :pac:


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    #22
    Birneybau
    Registered Users Posts: 10,234 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Sleepy wrote: »
    We have UK clients so I'll be working tomorrow. Don't really mind since it's a holiday for a religion I don't believe in and a Tuesday is a pretty useless day off.

    No it's not.


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    Birneybau
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    anncoates wrote: »
    Cant believe both of us missed the obvious god save your mad parade one with the night that's in it. :pac:

    I passed through Dublin City and I wanted to destroy passers by. :D:mad:


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    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Birneybau wrote: »
    No it's not.

    How do you know?

    Maybe Sleepy doesn't believe Arthur Guinness.


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    #25
    Birneybau
    Registered Users Posts: 10,234 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Guinness is God?


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    #26
    Luke92
    Registered Users Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Luke92


    Get drunk, naked, paint entire body green, white,orange and wrap elastic bands around your penis.

    Start chasing tourists.


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    efb
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    Birneybau wrote: »
    No it's not.

    St Patrick the patron Saint... Nothing to see here folks...


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    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,411 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Mint Sauce wrote: »
    Is there any difference in this thread, and the what are you doing for paddies day thread?

    One was quizzical,this is more definitive.


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    #29
    Aongus Von Bismarck
    Registered Users Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Aongus Von Bismarck


    I'm working tomorrow. I'll wear a green tie with my suit. I can't say I really miss the modern celebration of Saint Patrick's day as practiced by so many Irish people; drinking themselves into a bloody stupor before getting sick on the street.


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    Luke92
    Registered Users Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Luke92


    Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »
    I'm working tomorrow. I'll wear a green tie with my suit. I can't say I really miss the modern celebration of Saint Patrick's day as practiced by so many Irish people; drinking themselves into a bloody stupor before getting sick on the street.

    Oh fûck off you, absolute wânk stain


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    #31
    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,411 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    You won't get arrested if you're not drunk.


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