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Is Vladimir Putin dead? (or seriously ill?)

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    #32
    Adamantium
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    Andybobandy wrote: »
    What if he's been sent back in time to prevent the collapse of the Soviat Union! But they sent him too far and he's now spending his time either hunting dinosaurs or riding around on a T-Rex?

    Would take this more seriously than the storyline of the upcoming Terminator sequel


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    #33
    DarkyHughes
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭DarkyHughes


    He's probably of having an affair with Sarah Palin, you can see Russia from Alaska (apparently).


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    #34
    BorneTobyWilde
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    He's having leg lengthening surgery. Very painful.


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    #35
    The Rape of Lucretia
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    Both mother and baby doing well.
    Lugano is a lovery town to spend a few days too by they way.


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    #36
    AndyBoBandy
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    The Rape of Lucretia wrote: »
    Both mother and baby doing well.
    Lugano is a lovery town to spend a few days too by they way.

    That's what i'm hearing


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    #37
    The Rape of Lucretia
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    Andybobandy wrote: »
    That's what in hearing

    Alina's a cracker though. She's very bendy.


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    #38
    AndyBoBandy
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    The Rape of Lucretia wrote: »
    Alina's a cracker though. She's very bendy.

    I hope she can bend a-la Neo from the Matrix to dodge the bullets if she ever decides to tell all!!


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    #39
    Eugene Norman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    What kind of cryptic fcukwittery is going on here?


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    #40
    Too Tough To Die
    Registered Users Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭Too Tough To Die


    Probably got a dodgy haircut.


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    #41
    diograis
    Registered Users Posts: 435 ✭✭diograis


    Eugene Norman wrote: »
    What kind of cryptic fcukwittery is going on here?

    what a fantastic word


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    #42
    SpannerMonkey
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    thought the rumour was that some Russian gymnast was having his baby and thats where he is ?

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/vladimir-putins-girlfriend-given-birth-5329008


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    #43
    The Rape of Lucretia
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    Andybobandy wrote: »
    I hope she can bend a-la Neo from the Matrix to dodge the bullets if she ever decides to tell all!!

    And when I say bendy. I mean bendy :

    telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1895999/The-gymnast-linked-to-Vladimir-Putin-Alina-Kabaeva.html


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    #44
    Antar Bolaeisk
    Registered Users Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Antar Bolaeisk


    So... Vladimir Putin lives to wrestle another bear.


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    #45
    AndyBoBandy
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    He's back, but his face is looking a little worse for wear!!


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    #46
    Iranoutofideas
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    Andybobandy wrote: »
    He's back, but his face is looking a little worse for wear!!

    Must have witnessed the birth. Sure it would add years to any man :D


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    #47
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Still no sign of his head of security, Viktor Zolotov.


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    #48
    AndyBoBandy
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    Iranoutofideas wrote: »
    Must have witnessed the birth. Sure it would add years to any man :D

    I know!

    8 weeks on and I'm still getting my head around it!!


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    #49
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Andybobandy wrote: »
    What if he's been sent back in time to prevent the collapse of the Soviat Union! But they sent him too far and he's now spending his time either hunting dinosaurs or riding around on a T-Rex?
    Well that would explain why they are now extinct.


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