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Is Vladimir Putin dead? (or seriously ill?)

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    Antar Bolaeisk
    Registered Users Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Antar Bolaeisk


    Probably just off bear wrestling.

    Or in the states renegotiating his contract for the next season of House of Cards.


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    Dozen Wicked Words
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,325 ✭✭✭✭Dozen Wicked Words


    Antar Bolaeisk wrote: »
    Probably just off bear wrestling.

    Whilst shirtless, on horseback.


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    #4
    Wide Load
    Closed Accounts Posts: 112 ✭✭Wide Load


    In Russia, Vladimir Putin dead you!


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    #5
    degsie
    Registered Users Posts: 8,740 ✭✭✭degsie


    Just sulking I'd say.


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    #6
    Macavity.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    Same can be said for me and sure I'm grand.


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    nullzero
    Registered Users Posts: 16,478 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    ****


    Just off getting the iron curtain from the dry cleaners.


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    FluffyAngel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 518 ✭✭✭FluffyAngel


    i have it from good sources that he is in shannon refusing to get off his plane


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    diomed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    He's probably taking on Bear Grylls in the Testosterone Games somewhere wild and windy.


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    deise08
    Registered Users Posts: 3,330 ✭✭✭deise08


    He's been gone for years. what's been there is a series of clones. They only have a life expectancy of 4 years though. There was a problem with the last one so the cycle was set back by 4 weeks :)


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    AndyBoBandy
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 15,022 Mod ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    What if he's been sent back in time to prevent the collapse of the Soviat Union! But they sent him too far and he's now spending his time either hunting dinosaurs or riding around on a T-Rex?


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    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Probably playing the same games as Kim Jong Un.


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    StewartGriffin
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    He just popped up at Lucinda Creightons press conference!

    Seems he's to be deputy leader of ReNua.


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    Dog of Tears
    Closed Accounts Posts: 812 ✭✭✭Dog of Tears


    He's in his secret hollowed out volcano base plotting his latest fiendish attempt to take over the world.


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    Irish Stones
    Registered Users Posts: 2,307 ✭✭✭Irish Stones


    Andybobandy wrote: »
    He hasn't been seen in 8 days and counting, has cancelled numerous meetings and appearances etc... (some meetings he likes to attend),
    and theres been some strange behaviour in Moscow and around the Kremlin.

    http://www.news.com.au/world/is-president-vladimir-putin-dead-the-internet-certainly-thinks-so/story-fndir2ev-1227260905116

    Putin met our prime minister a week ago. Given the very bad influence our prime ministar has on everybody, it's likely that Putin died right after the meeting when he heard the news that Renzi was going to leave a flower where Nemstov was killed :p


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    StewartGriffin
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    Someone suggested he's recovering from cosmetic surgery and will reappear soon with the body of Adonis and the face of Samurai Jack.
    What if it all went wrong and he's sitting in the shadows of his office looking like Angela Merkel?

    But I think it would be more his style to force the rest of the world to have cosmetic surgery.


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    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,515 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Probably in a ditch in Ireland somewhere, skagged out of his mind


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    BoJack Horseman
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    Dozen Wicked Words wrote: »
    Whilst shirtless, on horseback.

    Bearback.

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    Seriously though he was on leave.
    Russian state media released this picture of him cuddling with sharks

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    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Probably off to teach ISIS how to become as politically brutal as he is...


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    #20
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    Radiation poisoning?


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    #21
    nelly17
    Registered Users Posts: 1,210 ✭✭✭nelly17


    Hes having Margaritas with Kim Jung Un


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    Gatling
    Registered Users Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    Our putin shills are been very quite
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    #23
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users Posts: 3,747 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    People shouldn't be Russian to spread rumours


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    AndyBoBandy
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 15,022 Mod ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    He'll most likely turn up in a few days with pictures of himself in the lost city of Atlantis, with Amelia Earhart's plane under his big burly arms.


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    nokia69
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    Gatling wrote: »
    Our putin shills are been very quite

    quite


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    force eleven
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    http://www.debka.com/newsupdate/10758/

    Dead apparently. However, relying on Debka is like swearing an oath on National Enquirer.


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    Fiery mutant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Fiery mutant


    The world could only hope. I see though on CNN he popped his ugly mug into some photos early today, looks healthy enough, maybe his dose of scabies has cleared up.

    We should defend our way of life to an extent that any attempt on it is crushed, so that any adversary will never make such an attempt in the future.



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    recyclebin
    Registered Users Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭recyclebin


    He just had the opposition leader whacked. He is gone into hiding til it calms down.

    He is Russia's very own Nidge.


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    #29
    weisses
    Registered Users Posts: 9,446 ✭✭✭weisses


    Fainted when watching his girlfriend going into labour ........ pfff whimp


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    Depraved
    Registered Users Posts: 156 ✭✭Depraved


    Perhaps he has run out of stupid things to do and is looking at re-runs of Jackass for inspiration?


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    Eugene Norman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    Fiery mutant wrote: »
    The world could only hope. I see though on CNN he popped his ugly mug into some photos early today, looks healthy enough, maybe his dose of scabies has cleared up.

    Apparantly those were old.

    Don't mess with the gheys is the message here.


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