What's the best way to handle the neighbours?

littlebean

We're new to our area but there is a neighbour on the same road who walks her dogs daily by our house. She has two Jack Russells and every time she passes she lets them s**t all along the path infront of our house. She then walks away leaving the mess. There is a build up now and it's disgusting. We have a dog ourselves but always clear up, I'd imagine the other neighbours believe the mess is from our own dog.

Anybody got an idea how we can stop this without starting war with the neighbours?

CardBordWindow

Take inspiration from our chimp ancestors, and throw the poop at them!

Kevin McCloud

Gather up all the shit and fire it at her front door, her carry on is disgusting.

everlast75

Have you spoken to her?

ColeTrain

Pinch a loaf in her front garden or call the council.

KungPao

Collect the **** and put in plastic bag. Throw bag of **** at neighbour's front door.

Atlantic Dawn

KungPao wrote: »

Collect the **** and put in plastic bag. Throw bag of **** at neighbour's front door.

This will get them thinking.

Nino Brown

Buy a pack of those bags you use for picking up dog sh!t, and drop it through her letter box anonymously. If she doesn't get the hint, then plan B is take a dump on her doorstep.

everlast75

Eat two kilograms of vindaloo, go over to her house with the morning paper and some bog roll, squat and unload on her front lawn.

If she happens to spot you, push harder, all the while maintaining eye contact, until you are completely finished and then walk off.

Banjo String

Knock on her door and explain that it's upsetting you, and ask her to keep a tighter eye on where her dog shıts.

Come back to us and let us know how it goes and we can advise you further.

Duggy747

Eat them.









The neighbours I mean, not the poo...............that would just be weird.

littlebean

everlast75 wrote: »

Have you spoken to her?

As we are new we aren't certain which of the houses on the row is hers. I'm just waiting at the moment for her to pass again to go out and speak with her

littlebean

Duggy747 wrote: »

Eat them.









The neighbours I mean, not the poo...............that would just be weird.

She looks a bit boney for that! The dog might like her though!!

Kevin McCloud

Classis example why dogs in housing estates should not be allowed, what if kids start playing with the dog shit thinking its food or something else.

littlebean

Kevin McCloud wrote: »

Gather up all the shit and fire it at her front door, her carry on is disgusting.

I was thinking of bagging it all up and leaving it outside her place but that may cause the war I'm trying to avoid if at all possible

lakesider

Had the same problem with a guy who moved into the area walking his dog then stopping for it to crap at my gate, I watched for him and then directly confronted him in the middle of his dog ****ting act!..I brought a bag with me and made him lift it!!..problem solved..he now passes my gate literally dragging the dog behind him for fear it stops!!..

littlebean

lakesider wrote: »

Had the same problem with a guy who moved into the area walking his dog then stopping for it to crap at my gate, I watched for him and then directly confronted him in the middle of his dog ****ting act!..I brought a bag with me and made him lift it!!..problem solved..he now passes my gate literally dragging the dog behind him for fear it stops!!..

Thanks lakesider, good to know confrontation works!

daheff

Dog warden. Let them deal with the issue through legal means.

F*ck her and her dogs. I bet she doesn't have a license either.

People like this really annoy me...they don't care about their neighbours or their community doing this.





AH answer- find out where she lives, bag up all the dog sh*t, put it on her door and set it on fire. Ring doorbell and run away. Video resulting mayhem and post on boards :cool:

degsie

So OP, what other interesting things are happening in your life?

Pinch Flat

Report it to the local council? A few pictures to back it up?

jamesbere

Take a photo of her with dog as it does it's business and send it to the council who will fine her.

If all else fails shoot her.

littlebean

degsie wrote: »

So OP, what other interesting things are happening in your life?

I'm having a baby too, would you like to know to know more about that. Anything interesting in yours???

Kevin McCloud

littlebean wrote: »

I'm having a baby too, would you like to know to know more about that. Anything interesting in yours???

I would keep as far away as possible from dog shit since your pregnant.

supersean1999

littlebean wrote: »

We're new to our area but there is a neighbour on the same road who walks her dogs daily by our house. She has two Jack Russells and every time she passes she lets them s**t all along the path infront of our house. She then walks away leaving the mess. There is a build up now and it's disgusting. We have a dog ourselves but always clear up, I'd imagine the other neighbours believe the mess is from our own dog.

Anybody got an idea how we can stop this without starting war with the neighbours?

Put a small sign there and just write. Toilet closed

razorblunt

Tell her you've spoken to some "people" online before talking to her, it will make you seem edu-ma-cated, she'll be cleaning up your dog's poop before you know it.

degsie

littlebean wrote: »

I'm having a baby too, would you like to know to know more about that. Anything interesting in yours???

Right now???? Forget about the poop and get to the hossie....

lee_baby_simms

Is the dog s**t white? I haven't seen white dog s**t in years.

TheChizler

You could try leaving a laminated note on the wall for a few days with some bags taped on, saves you having to keep an eye out for her. Mention how it's affecting you, get some guilt going!

TheChizler

lee_baby_simms wrote: »

Is the dog s**t white? I haven't seen white dog s**t in years.

I was thinking that the other day! What specifically in the diet caused that??

jopax

Hi op, just an idea, not sure if it would work but if you went out and cleaned down the path outside your house and used some jeys fluid, surely the smell would put the dogs off smelling never mind pooing there.
I think it would be worth a try.

Kevin McCloud

TheChizler wrote: »

I was thinking that the other day! What specifically in the diet caused that??

White buttons.