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Normal things that seem strange to you

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  • 03-03-2015 7:43pm
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    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,040 ✭✭✭


    Mens urinals - I can't for the life of me use those things. There's something about standing next to a man while holding me lad that doesn't feel right.

    Handkerchief - I don't want a snot rag in my pocket all day.

    Jeans - The most uncomfortable item of clothing I've ever worn. I can't walk in the fecking things, and I'm not talking about the skinny jeans either. I can only imagine what they're like.

    What normal things do you think are strange?


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    darkpagandeath
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    assless chaps.


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    kneemos
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    darkpagandeath wrote: »
    assless chaps.

    How do they poo?


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    stimpson
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    Mass. Loads of people talking to themselves pretending it's really talking to the lad who invented the universe. Madness.


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    AnonoBoy
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    kneemos wrote: »
    How do they poo?

    "If I only had an ass!"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTerh0tobnU


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    Señor Fancy Pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    People eating kiwi fruit.

    Just fcuking why?! Especially with the skin still on.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Working 9 to 5.


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    #8
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Wiping with tissue paper.


    Bare handed does the same job.


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    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,409 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    [qbuote="Sheep Lover;94532496"]Wiping with tissue paper.


    Bare handed does the same job.[/quote]

    You wash your hands either way.


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    Ruu
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    Clocks, what are they all about?


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    Corvo
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    Mister Vain wrote: »
    Mens urinals - I can't for the life of me use those things. There's something about standing next to a man while holding me lad that doesn't right

    So, you're ashamed of your small penis...


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    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,040 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Corvo wrote: »
    So, you're ashamed of your small penis...

    No I'm ashamed of my psychogenic urinary retention.


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    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    kneemos wrote: »

    You wash your hands either way.

    Err... yeah... course. ..


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    LizT
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Working 9 to 5.

    What a way to make a living


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    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,040 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    LizT wrote: »
    What a way to make a living

    Barely getting by.


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    Lu Tze
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    Dry toilet roll - if you got **** on any other part of your body would you be content with just rubbing at it with dry tissue?! **** no you wouldnt!


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    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,040 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Lu Tze wrote: »
    Dry toilet roll - if you got **** on any other part of your body would you be content with just rubbing at it with dry tissue?! **** no you wouldnt!

    What you need is the three seashells.


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    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,409 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    What you need is the three seashells.

    How do they work?


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    Duggy747
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    People who eat eggs / sprouts / cabbage / broccoli

    You sick twisted bastards.


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    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,040 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    kneemos wrote: »
    How do they work?

    I'm not sure but I hear they're great.


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    lazygal
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    Liking sports, watching analysis of a match after its played and then dissecting it for days.
    The Gaa in general I do not understand or like. Why would players go to all the effort when they don't even get paid.


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    Donkey Oaty
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    Ruu wrote: »
    Clocks, what are they all about?

    Don't know much about horology.
    kneemos wrote: »
    How do they poo?

    Don't know much 'bout physiology.
    Mister Vain wrote: »
    Mens urinals

    But I do know number one 'aint poo.


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    #23
    bnt
    Registered Users Posts: 12,959 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Driving. Particularly at "highway" speeds. If you know a bit of physics, you know that the kinetic energy of a moving object is proportional to the square of the speed e.g. double the speed, quadruple the energy - and when it goes wrong, all that energy goes somewhere. Car manufacturers know this, and have spent untold billions creating cars that absorb the energy of a collision, rather than transferring the energy to the occupants of the car. It's not always successful. :eek:

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



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    Winty
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    stimpson wrote: »
    Mass. Loads of people talking to themselves pretending it's really talking to the lad who invented the universe. Madness.

    Catholic Confession
    You get inside a varnished wardrobe and wisper to a man in a dress about the last time you pleasured yourself


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    siblers
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    Ham, coleslaw, tomatoes..all that kinda stuff. Basically deli food that isn't hot and cooked I find weird


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    #26
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Birds...tiny singing dinosaurs with feathers.

    Freaks.


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    Ruu wrote: »
    Clocks, what are they all about?
    Poor Ruu , someday you will be clockwise.


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    #28
    jamesbere
    Registered Users Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Breathing, I mean what's all that about.


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    #29
    nc19
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,395 ✭✭✭nc19


    watching sport

    never understood it. If you like it so much go and do it yourself


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    #30
    NomadicGray
    Registered Users Posts: 1,433 ✭✭✭NomadicGray


    Moderating internet forums for no monetary value


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    #31
    The Peanut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,169 ✭✭✭The Peanut


    NomadicGray wrote: »
    Moderating internet forums for no monetary value

    Power can be a greater aphrodisiac than money. ;)


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