Last time you lost your temper

diusmr8a504cvk · 03-03-2015 1:25am #1

Had this idea today and then realised it had been done before but that was years ago so let's just roll with it. So, when was the last time you lost your temper?

Happened to me today which sparked this idea. I eat lunch leaning against a locker talking to the people opposite of me. A girl who's locker I was standing in front of asked me to move away which I did, she then continued to push and push the door of the locker against my legs (it's the bottom locker) pinning me kind of against the wall. I told her to cop the f*ck on but didn't lose my temper. I went back into my original place when she left but she soon returned and asked me to move which I did except this time she pulled out a big, fat science exam papers book and slapped me across the chest, started laughing and walked away. I saw red, opened up her locker, grabbed all the books and threw them across the big hallway with sheets and pages flying everywhere and called her a "dumb motherf*cker".

Nucular Arms · 03-03-2015 1:28am

Should have roundhoused her instead.

Galwayguy35 · 03-03-2015 1:29am

Kora Unsightly Jugular wrote: »

Had this idea today and then realised it had been done before but that was years ago so let's just roll with it. So, when was the last time you lost your temper?

Happened to me today which sparked this idea. I eat lunch leaning against a locker talking to the people opposite of me. A girl who's locker I was standing in front of asked me to move away which I did, she then continued to push and push the door of the locker against my legs (it's the bottom locker) pinning me kind of against the wall. I told her to cop the f*ck on but didn't lose my temper. I went back into my original place when she left but she soon returned and asked me to move which I did except this time she pulled out a big, fat science exam papers book and slapped me across the chest, started laughing and walked away. I saw red, opened up her locker, grabbed all the books and threw them across the big hallway with sheets and pages flying everywhere and called her a "dumb motherf*cker".

You sound like a hard man.

catallus · 03-03-2015 1:30am

Nucular Arms wrote: »

Should have roundhoused her instead.

What if he didn't know where she lives?

diusmr8a504cvk · 03-03-2015 1:30am

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

You sound like a hard man.

I suppose I'm a sexist now.

Kevin McCloud · 03-03-2015 1:31am

The youth of today are gone to fuck.

mosstin · 03-03-2015 1:31am

Galwayguy35 wrote: »

You sound like a hard man.

He sounds like a pillock.

shruikan2553 · 03-03-2015 1:31am

You know how you expected this to go?

Yeah, that's not going to happen. AH owns you now.

Kevin McCloud · 03-03-2015 1:31am

Kora Unsightly Jugular wrote: »

I suppose I'm a sexist now.

No your a child, grow up.

Littlekittylou · 03-03-2015 1:32am

You are both dumb motherduckers.

Mint Aero · 03-03-2015 1:32am

Is this school?!

Go to bed! :mad:

Lapin · 03-03-2015 1:34am

If you lose your temper you lose all respect too.

By rising above whatever or whoever pisses you off and handling the situation with dignity and a dirty look, you win everything.

I'm only responding to the thread title by the way. Too late to go trawling through the OP so no idea what's going on in that world.

cloud493 · 03-03-2015 1:35am

I don't think I've ever lost my temper, I'm terrible at expressing emotion like that. I generally bottle it up then bitch about it on the internet.

Nucular Arms · 03-03-2015 1:40am

Lapin wrote: »

If you lose your temper you lose all respect too.

I find the occasional pimp slapping maintains an adequate level of respect too.

WoollyRedHat · 03-03-2015 1:41am

So she asks you to move and you did but the door hit against your legs pinning you to the wall. Sounds like you didn't do the best job of moving there.

SMJSF · 03-03-2015 1:44am

this morning, had a crap sleep, woke up on the wrong side of the bed, no milk for tea and burnt my 2 slices of toast, and it was the last of the bread. I nearly feecked the toaster across the room!!

Littlekittylou · 03-03-2015 1:45am

There can be only one.

Make her eat steel!

zzfh · 03-03-2015 1:45am

That's funny because the last time i lost my temper, it happened to me years ago.. I used to eat lunch leaning against a locker talking to the people opposite of me. A girl who's locker I was standing in front of asked me to move away which I did, she then continued to push and push the door of the locker against my legs (it's the bottom locker) pinning me kind of against the wall. I told her to cop the f*ck on but didn't lose my temper. I went back into my original place when she left but she soon returned and asked me to move which I did except this time she pulled out a big, fat science exam papers book and slapped me across the chest, started laughing and walked away. I saw red, opened up her locker, grabbed all the books and threw them across the big hallway with sheets and pages flying everywhere and called her a "dumb motherf*cker".

emigrate2012 · 03-03-2015 1:46am

Tis playground shenanagins,slaps him with a book,runs away laughing. Responds by throwing a hissy fit and name calling.........

Tommorow they'll be havin' an aul wear behind the bike shed wait and see

wretcheddomain · 03-03-2015 1:49am

Kora Unsightly Jugular wrote: »

Had this idea today and then realised it had been done before but that was years ago so let's just roll with it. So, when was the last time you lost your temper?

Sounds like a desperate attempt by you to come on here and absorb reassurance you did the right thing - when you know deep down you acted worse than her.

This has spectacularly backfired for you.

The Backwards Man · 03-03-2015 1:51am

Nov 19 1999

I'm an extraordinarily calm individual.

Littlekittylou · 03-03-2015 1:51am

zzfh wrote: »

That's funny because the last time i lost my temper, it happened to me years ago.. I used to eat lunch leaning against a locker talking to the people opposite of me. A girl who's locker I was standing in front of asked me to move away which I did, she then continued to push and push the door of the locker against my legs (it's the bottom locker) pinning me kind of against the wall. I told her to cop the f*ck on but didn't lose my temper. I went back into my original place when she left but she soon returned and asked me to move which I did except this time she pulled out a big, fat science exam papers book and slapped me across the chest, started laughing and walked away. I saw red, opened up her locker, grabbed all the books and threw them across the big hallway with sheets and pages flying everywhere and called her a "dumb motherf*cker".

The beautiful man of a million faces?:)

DoYouEvenLift · 03-03-2015 2:02am

zzfh wrote: »

That's funny because the last time i lost my temper, it happened to me years ago.. I used to eat lunch leaning against a locker talking to the people opposite of me. A girl who's locker I was standing in front of asked me to move away which I did, she then continued to push and push the door of the locker against my legs (it's the bottom locker) pinning me kind of against the wall. I told her to cop the f*ck on but didn't lose my temper. I went back into my original place when she left but she soon returned and asked me to move which I did except this time she pulled out a big, fat science exam papers book and slapped me across the chest, started laughing and walked away. I saw red, opened up her locker, grabbed all the books and threw them across the big hallway with sheets and pages flying everywhere and called her a "dumb motherf*cker".

Haha no way, that's honestly such a coincidence because I eat lunch leaning against a locker talking to the people opposite of me. A girl who's locker I was standing in front of asked me to move away which I did, she then continued to push and push the door of the locker against my legs (it's the bottom locker) pinning me kind of against the wall. I told her to cop the f*ck on but didn't lose my temper. I went back into my original place when she left but she soon returned and asked me to move which I did except this time she pulled out a big, fat science exam papers book and slapped me across the chest, started laughing and walked away. I saw red, opened up her locker, grabbed all the books and threw them across the big hallway with sheets and pages flying everywhere and called her a "dumb motherf*cker".

zzfh · 03-03-2015 2:05am

DoYouEvenLift wrote: »

Haha no way, that's honestly such a coincidence because I eat lunch leaning against a locker talking to the people opposite of me. A girl who's locker I was standing in front of asked me to move away which I did, she then continued to push and push the door of the locker against my legs (it's the bottom locker) pinning me kind of against the wall. I told her to cop the f*ck on but didn't lose my temper. I went back into my original place when she left but she soon returned and asked me to move which I did except this time she pulled out a big, fat science exam papers book and slapped me across the chest, started laughing and walked away. I saw red, opened up her locker, grabbed all the books and threw them across the big hallway with sheets and pages flying everywhere and called her a "dumb motherf*cker".

That is it,man

DoYouEvenLift · 03-03-2015 2:08am

zzfh wrote: »

That is it,man

Ayy

deco nate · 03-03-2015 2:15am

Kora Unsightly Jugular wrote: »

Had this idea today and then realised it had been done before but that was years ago so let's just roll with it. So, when was the last time you lost your temper?

Happened to me today which sparked this idea. I eat lunch leaning against a locker talking to the people opposite of me. A girl who's locker I was standing in front of asked me to move away which I did, she then continued to push and push the door of the locker against my legs (it's the bottom locker) pinning me kind of against the wall. I told her to cop the f*ck on but didn't lose my temper. I went back into my original place when she left but she soon returned and asked me to move which I did except this time she pulled out a big, fat science exam papers book and slapped me across the chest, started laughing and walked away. I saw red, opened up her locker, grabbed all the books and threw them across the big hallway with sheets and pages flying everywhere and called her a "dumb motherf*cker".

Grow the feck up!
Cop on to you're self!!!
Silly post by a silly kid!

Littlekittylou · 03-03-2015 2:18am

Das It Mane..*pretends to get internet slang* curiouser and curiouser

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/163/057/opwilldeliver.jpg

Littlekittylou · 03-03-2015 2:20am

how many ones in one million? ...one ....or maybe a million

NachoBusiness · 03-03-2015 2:25am

Backed a horse today and the jockey decided (for reasons only known to himself) to go off like the clappers as if it was a race over 1m4f (it was over 2m6f) thereby exhausting the fcuking horse and ensuring that it had nothing left in the tank at the finish. A seasoned pro and nobody knows why he did it. Cheating a distinct possibility. I got so angry I shouted really bad things at my laptop. Things such as how I'll never back another horse he has his boney little arse up on again, etc etc. I'm not proud.

Littlekittylou · 03-03-2015 2:31am

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Backed a horse today and the jockey decided (for reasons only known to himself) to go off like the clappers as if it was a race over 1m4f (it was over 2m6f) thereby exhausting the fcuking horse and ensuring that it had nothing left in the tank at the finish. A seasoned pro and nobody knows why he did it. Cheating a distinct possibility. I got so angry I shouted really bad things at my laptop. Things such as how I'll never back another horse he has his boney little arse up on again, etc etc. I'm not proud.

Well not to be glib about it but.....

It was chawchee's birthday.

Littlekittylou · 03-03-2015 2:32am

sorry it lost though..

Last time you lost your temper

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